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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4993
 09.05.2008
On the bottom of the house is a store. The store is wide, meters 50 x

50 is The inhabitants of the house were pleased to throw on this cocktail of cigarettes,

Condoms, bags, in general, as we do, all fucked up. found

A cleaner who voluntarily cleanses all this shit. Then it appears to her

Tired of wandering on the roof on her knees in the rubbish and she gave a genius

The number. On the corner of the house, so that it can be seen only by large inhabitants.

There is an inscription in white: Dirty is not here, but in the souls.

Now you go out on the balcony - underneath clean... not even spit

No one...

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №4992
 09.05.2008
Dmitry Medvedev puts his hand on the Constitution and says: “Gazprom. dreams

are sold.”

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4991
 09.05.2008
I think it will be more unexpected? To come to work to her and give her a huge plush rabbit? Or 200 small plush rabbits?
It will be more unexpected if you break into her office and shoot her in the knee.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4990
 09.05.2008
Salad is vegetable food!! to
It grows on pigs.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4989
 09.05.2008
I want to have sex. – When will you come?

The boss behind the back, quiet.

Maliska:... Release him early, well pajaalsta...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4988
 09.05.2008
<k-lined> the day we have a Hindu burned on a pair... we sit short... he’s a fool says, "he’ll catch a fool! You know this expression "Walking a fool?" The Hindu asks me whispering "Is it the same thing to put a fuck?I’m in the hysteria of laughter, I say "Yes" he turns to the bedroom and says "Yes, I know"...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4987
 09.05.2008
I ask a man: Do you have a computer? He: - was, but a little year ago burned... I: - what did it burn? He said: It’s all! The fire on the table burned.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4986
 09.05.2008
An ordinary morning in the family of Evgeny Grishkovitz.
Dad, give me the salt.
“Look, take salt... well, like salt... just white grains, which when you put on your tongue, they leave a salty taste. When I was a child, my mother...
Mother is out:
Well, like a mom, just a woman who spends most of her time with you, who loves you forever.
I’m better off singing at school.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4985
 08.05.2008
That shouldn’t fuck you.
What should be? I am a lonely woman, I have waited.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4984
 08.05.2008
I like guys like Victor Tsoi.
Tatar: the dead coals?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4983
 08.05.2008
Babamarta: Aitishniks have long been shaving, shaving, hiding their stretched sweaters and trying to disguise themselves as an ordinary person. They can only be recognized by a tendency to phuism and total fatalism.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4982
 08.05.2008
In the context of talking about small travelers: "In Moscow, you spend as much as you do at home, just eat much less."

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4981
 08.05.2008
I am slowly taking away my presidential powers, they are wet and smell of me.

I took the oath and smoked.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4980
 08.05.2008
>Nibazza hidden rating quotes I have opened by clicking >the mouse wheel on the plush, in the Opera.

>Yes, the mouse wheel is not the "first hit button" :))))

>Admin teach the game

Fuck, your racket opens up because you voted with this wheel. For dolabies, clicking on the link with the wheel means clicking on the link to open in another window.
Sorry, I was scared ©

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4979
 08.05.2008
Gggg or I will write an announcement in the newspaper "I change alcohol addiction to a conspicuous jewellery girl " :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4978
 08.05.2008
Good morning to the radio, guys! On this only day of the year, drunk communicators can swim in the fountains and cling to the passers, asking about the TCP-IP stack, the spread of radio waves, beating them with radio receivers and switches.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4977
 08.05.2008
XXX is
Listen to
XXX is
Maybe there are normal girls.
YYYY
No child, it is fantasy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4976
 08.05.2008
Kitty (20:43:20 7/05/2008)
The Fucks! You are going to be drowning your Olankeys!! I read today on the whole shop to the buyer - the sponge is universal, for the kitchen!!! Fuck the whole shop!! For the kitchen, for the kitchen, for the kitchen.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4975
 08.05.2008
and Vanilla (18:20:33)
Hi to

Vanilla (18:22:35)
Let us communicate.

FIL_on (18:36:33)
You are whoo?! to

and Vanilla (18:40:13)
I am Natasha, let’s talk.

and Vanilla (19:27:45)
You are silent :-(

and Vanilla (19:43:56)
What silence

and Vanilla (20:04:55)
Hi to

and Vanilla (20:09:55)
Hi to

FIL_on (20:10:20)
Go to shit!

Vanilla (20:11:26)
What is so rude

FIL_on (20:12:24)
I was

and Vanilla (20:13:06)
You are added

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4974
 08.05.2008
admin_of_self (17:36:43 3/05/2008)
Do you know what spermatozoa is? Or are you pretending?

JEWELS (17:37:17 3/05/2008)
Mmm... I guess.

admin_of_self (17:39:10 3/05/2008)
And what is it?

JEWELS (17:41:25 3/05/2008)
Poisoning the body with sperm.

admin_of_self (17:41:34 3/05/2008)
The fucking...

admin_of_self (17:41:42 3/05/2008)
I wave...

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