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Five things that no one has offered me before.
You are ugly.
I: That to my mother's complaints
She: No, you are a moral fool.
I: A to Dad
Previously, important files were called "Important!" and now: "Important"
Conscience: You don't know where to get a mommy with a 478 socket
Parents do not choose...
Slaves do not choose galleries.
The history. He stood by and heard it with his own eyes. At work, during
At lunch break, the entire brigade gathered in the dining room. and so far
Everyone opened their bags with food, had an unforced conversation.
The topic was about pets. About the cats. She praised her cat for
He knows how to open the door to the kitchen. hanging on a pen.
The door and its weight open the lock. The other said that her
The cat, when coming from a walk, climbs the door and nose.
Slysar Mikhailich listened to it and then said:
My cat has its keys!
It was Eurovision 2008!!! to
Don’t get rid of it, so catching.
The xxx:
Do you love women doing self-criticism!!!! to
YYYY :
In fact, we love to have sex, and self-criticism is like that.
She sent a familiar:
Shortly put in the female tube (as usual) sensory light,
This sensor works when a person enters the room.
When you enter the cabin, the sensor stops working.
You take off your pants, sit down and the light cuts off.
So here is
I made myself a cup of coffee, went to the toilet to wash a cup from the coffee machine.
The light is turned on, and from the door of the cabin the hand shakes.
As if the sensor worked... fucking how I was scared...
Here you sit, rejoice that your quote has passed, smile...and in 5 minutes the entire contact sheet sends it to you with the attribute: “In value! A quote about you!"
XHH: It was supposed to stay with the girl for the night...and, fucking, until 3 o'clock at night to watch 2x2 and draca with pillows) Then fall to sleep, wake up in the morning with the insane feeling that yesterday something was wrong...heye...happy, then go down to Indiana Jones, to the cafe and go home with full thoughtfulness)
Man, that’s called love.
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At the anatomy exam, the professor asks the student a question:
Which body is a symbol of love?
A man or a woman? A student asks.
“My God,” says the doctor, “in my time it was just a heart.
I didn’t think about my heart either.
Disappointment in love is when you see a girl with whom you’ve split up or who said ‘we can only be friends’ in the status of ‘heart’.
You downloaded my file?
YYY: The internet has gone :(
Xxx :?? to
XXX: How did you go? Where did you go?? to
Yyy: My brother with his mobile phone walked away. I sit on the modem. and :(
X_rey: Hello what are you doing?
ZX_code is the skin.
X_rey: You’ve been like that all your life!
ZX_code: I will not code all my life.
Re: I have thought about it!? to
ZX_code is removed!! to
Never be ashamed of the size of your member in the shower.
If he is big, be proud.
2) If it is normal, it is great.
If he is small, then you are also good, you bring joy to people.
gentle_girl: *I walk your tongue through your gentle cheek, you tremble from excitement*
lust4sex: * quietly breathe and squeeze my member into your throat*
Girl X: What is it? You are a girl.
lust4sex: ahahahaha, fuck you!)))
I am a bitch, I am a bitch. I just wanted to go with a sexy girl.
sweet girl: I’ve finished
The Girl: Fuck
-[ sweet girl left the chat ]-
Lust4sex is a fuck. c-u-k-a
He went to a tamur to meet some girl, he says a sympathic look of years 18-19,.. approached her, something there they talked, she asks him: "And how old are you?" - "sixteen" - "Aaa..I have a son 2 years younger".
Zhui
Fuck, why would any man businessman who has a decent butterfly not remove 3-4 high-quality prostitutes and give them a task?
Zhui
In some way, they entered Wassermann.
Zhui
Fucked him up! Dancing *
Judging by the fact that this idea didn't come to my mind alone - it probably has been done many times, but Onotoly just doesn't show that something happened and quietly enjoys hollow grandmothers)))
The 70s:
You think the Canadians will win the drought, or the third.
Missed one or two?
The 80s:
Who will be the champion, the Czechs or the US?
The 90s:
Who will get the "Bronze"? Finnish or Finnish?
The year 2000:
Who has the best chances of getting qualified? in our
Or the Italians?
by 2008
What else would we win???? to