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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4593
 02.05.2008
A girl after sex!
You are shit! You took all my brains, I can’t go!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4592
 02.05.2008
The following errors were found during registration
You entered the wrong birthday.

Fuck, how did they know?and :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4591
 02.05.2008
NightSakura (10:51:26 27/04/2008)
I was sick with the flu - 0

Vilster (10:51:37 27/04/2008)
Hunted Pacif

Vilster (10:51:40 27/04/2008)
Flu is not AIDS.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4590
 02.05.2008
X: As my grandmother said the day after Easter, “Christ has risen and the eggs have not yet ripened.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4589
 02.05.2008
What is human dignity?
He: It’s something you can neglect for the sake of a loved one...And I’ve done it as much as I could.
She: It’s good, of course, but this is how the answer in sociology won’t go, try again.
Category of ethics characterizing the value of an individual as a moral person.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4588
 02.05.2008
xxx (10:59:16 30/04/2008)
Give me a chance to hide me! There will be nothing for you.

yyy (10:59:28 30/04/2008)

xxx (11:11:12 30/04/2008)
All of. The Mother.

yyy (11:12:35 30/04/2008)
Fuck you, the three-pointed probe, the promudohüblaid probe, cheering with its pederasticity, like a barsuke sorting the eggs of his castrated goat!

yyy (11:12:39 30/04/2008)
Will go?

xxx (11:56:54 30/04/2008)
You are a fucking coward. If I was asked to put it on me, that doesn’t mean I can put it on me. I’m not your friend, Korean. Or am I not worthy of respect? You are HAM! Do not forget the trace. When you talk to a girl! Goodly?

xxx (11:57:04 30/04/2008)
You are pissing!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4587
 02.05.2008
Finish with the ambulance. Yesterday I saw on the counter: PC sausage. I was even scared at first.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4586
 02.05.2008
nasty
We fed the pigeon chips yesterday, one even took a piece of my leg.


chu
From the foot?It is :)


nasty
Well, I put it on the shoe and pushed his leg, they walked around, wept, scared, and then one took it.


chu
AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA: AAA They sit on the car on the side mirror, you stretch the potato fries long, he gets straight from his hand and flies into his bed, that is, the nest:-D:)



nasty
It is exploding :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4585
 02.05.2008
Switched channels, stumbled on WhatWhereWhen, answer some question, wrong in the end.. Leading:...and 30,000 fish go one-to-one in...ZURICH???!! Ctsyki, the Swiss take away the butterflies and our retirees and schoolchildren :/ spend 30k on chewing and yourself there =)

This is the BIN-bank so money without a burn transfer =)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4584
 02.05.2008
<Frenk1> I have now said to my own that I don’t eat caviar, a MHAT pause has been formed and a voice on TV – "This is an idiot!"
<Frenk1> scuco(

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №4583
 02.05.2008
The girl engineer. support records in the common database the call of the customer and its "qualified" response:
Question: The recommended platforms write what to produce a hard drive should be "Scale", is it possible to replace it with "Stereo lot"?
Answer: The manufacturer's attachment to the hard drive is not, so in principle, the replacement of the hard drive does not affect the system's work.

It sounds like this in Russian:
Q: The recommended platforms write that the hard drive should be exactly SCSI, is it possible to replace it with "SerialATA"?
The answer: No.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №4582
 02.05.2008
Business is like riding a bike. When you stop, you fall.

www.razvlekaisya.ru

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4581
 02.05.2008
History is real.

In my student life, few people did not work, eat hunting, and

The scholarship is small.

This is not about scholarships.

We arranged with the boys in the subway - washing the cars at night.

This is a normal job for the student. Before 1 or 2 nights, wash the floor.

Car and sleep. Immediately in the car. Specially drawn mattresses, pillows,

The blanket.

He also worked fairy tales. It is true to get up at 5 in the morning. Members begin to leave

From the Depot.

This is prehistory.

Once washed the floors and decided to celebrate the birthday of one of the boys.

The Comrade.

There was vodka, but no snacks.

Drink from the throat.

In 30 minutes. Everyone was already asleep.

I Woke Up First (Eight o’clock in the Morning)

In front of me people hang, in the wagon pressure - people go to work.

We’ve been there and back for three hours.

And how the controllers at the end stations didn’t wake us up – it’s unclear.

And the wagons 7 ril sleep on mattresses with pillows and covered with blankets.

How I woke them, how they woke up.

As we walked on the perron not washed with mattresses and blankets under the mouse.

This is another story.

But from the car, no one said a word.

Something was uncomfortable.

As far as I can remember, I feel uncomfortable.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4580
 02.05.2008
Apparently a non-Russian woman was looking at a burning cabin when she was hit by a horse.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4579
 02.05.2008
Piped...
HTML textbook... Values of records in the example for drop-down lists:
1 Sloan
2 Behavioral
The Serpentine Oak...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4578
 02.05.2008
Of all the innovations, the best would be to replace ridiculous quotes with ridiculous ones.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4577
 02.05.2008
and xxx (15:39)
Christ is resurrected
YYYYY (15:39)
Indeed
and xxx (15:40)
How is life young?
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Clearly...
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I recently bought tickets to Plano.
and xxx (15:53)
There is a sign hanging.
and xxx (15:53)
Signature from below
and xxx (15:53)
If no one is there, take a 10-minute break.
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The same shit with you.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4576
 01.05.2008
ird5: Do I feel like a player in Sapper, dwarf in +??Over the quotes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4575
 01.05.2008
What is absolute silence?
Answer: When at 3 o'clock at night from the 15th floor you spit down, you hear a whistle (as it turned out about the bald head) and then the scream "your, I'll catch you a kid!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №4574
 01.05.2008
I walked through a porn site and saw a photo: A very beautiful naked girl lay on the floor, but next to her a bassist Fender, an electric guitar Les Paul, and some kind of aphigenic acoustics! Is there a girl?

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