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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4573
 01.05.2008
Toxik: was small, you fall asleep and think: here would be a girl where to bring and she gave
Toxik: then: here would be to find a cool job, get a bunch of butterflies and everything in chocolate.
Toxik: now: if on the last boss the raid wiped, and I alone remained alive, I would be unrealistically stuck on the creta and the dodge and I would remove from it 5% and become a hero

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4572
 01.05.2008
Boyan: By the way, Roman, remind you, you have a knife - Voron-2 Kizlarsky? How is he to you?
I don’t remember the model.
Knife is good.
The box is in the safe, yes.
Boyan: Are you crazy? Do you have a safe?! to
This is a safe, this is a safe.
Stand in the corner, stand
stands
And so every day
From morning to evening stands.
fucking

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4571
 01.05.2008
<Rolland> member is not grown yet, baby
<Spider-man> nifiga! 19 see the line up, check
<Rolland> real man building roulette needs

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4570
 01.05.2008
In Eldorado, my aunt bought a vacuum cleaner at the sale... it cost 300 rubles. was pleased. The next day he comes to a sales consultant. And he says, I bought it, and he will not suck at me. How is it?The consultant arrived immediately. He replied, “Ha! Would you pay for 300 rubles?The whole hypermarket just fell to the floor. Unfortunately, the seller hasn’t worked there anymore. and :-)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4569
 01.05.2008
The last chapter of the Charter of the Armed Forces. Written with pencil.

The forest for the tank is considered impenetrable when the thickness of the trunk is twice the distance between them.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4568
 01.05.2008
Hospitals are full of all kinds of posters, including advertising certain drugs. Today I saw in the reception department of the infectious hospital a poster meter per meter: "Give in containers of stools and urine - show respect for the doctor".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4567
 01.05.2008
She: It turns out to reshape the screw this euphemism of today has understood what
He: It’s been so long ago.
See also: HM
She: You and I have already moved two winds, and nothing!
It was a preliminary pleasure.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4566
 01.05.2008
I don’t eat after six.
I don’t think after eight.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4565
 01.05.2008
Here I am a simple man like a snob at all, but I can’t look at it calmly.

2 characters with a light imprint on the faces:

The first: jeans, stretched to the chest, respectively, the edge of the pants is significantly higher than the hairy ankle (socks are necessarily blurred into a harmonic shirt), a white shirt attached to ALL buttons and laced, blade, shoes.

The second: black pants, a red kind of fucks and yellow sandals, through which the gray socks are visible. Moreover, he, the fox, these sandals are yellow, pale, wears and with a suit. Electric socks are black.

Not from an office, but from a branch of some Aztec shapito.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4564
 01.05.2008
<111> What are you doing at work?
<111> Answers such as...
<222> I’m doing the job!
<111>... are not accepted :)
<222> and

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4563
 01.05.2008
<Oblako> I have 5 satellites in my bathroom
<Oblako> in the sense of GPS catches
<Oblako> I don’t smoke

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4562
 01.05.2008
Could I have PMS?
He – in doubt – has been here...
it - a "P" it can "after-"? or "previous"....
He is more constantly...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4561
 01.05.2008
Technicalboy says:
Customers are burning!
Technicalboy says:
The shorter are the couple, I ask as usual to urinate or not, the girl at once.. no hope we ourselves!!!! Well, I swallow myself the same.... they approach the monks, from the conversation I understand that the devacha is studying in IT somewhere..... everything like a guy pedals and here I give a phrase............ " On this monitor you will not put a whistle, hopefully take the whistle tinted on them exactly stands up we have already done it" I barely came out of the chair

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4560
 01.05.2008
I don’t drink these pills anymore.
2: is it hard to take a pill after eating 3 times a day to drink?? to
Here’s what I’m doing after dinner: I’m a student.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4559
 01.05.2008
There are a lot of programming trails.
I am far from understanding everything.
I thought I wanted to have sex with a programmer.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4558
 01.05.2008
I understood why not funny and idiotic quotes have such high ratings... First everybody kicks on the "+" that would look at the rating and see 3000+, and then read this nonsense. Give it back, a hundred.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4557
 01.05.2008
We here in Ukraine are a little scared: you in Russia, what can really be arrested for listening to music, if you do not have a check on this disc you bought? 0 0 0

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4556
 01.05.2008
WiseDragon: I’ve already ordered my grave.
Jan : Why? Are you seriously sick? = 0 0
WiseDragon: and there will be written under the name. User is offline.
This is a fool.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4555
 01.05.2008
by Dmitry:
Industrial music is not played on live instruments. If you can’t play music on live instruments, it’s not music.
I don’t think this is a case where you need to be in the forefront.

Laki is:
Ho-ho... I can take you a video of how the industrialists play.

by Dmitry:
Remove the synthesizer and what will happen?? to

Laki is:
Why clean the synthesizer?

Laki is:
Second, there will be two more synthesizers.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4554
 01.05.2008
Down with crazy innovations. Pick up to the top!

I suggest if they do not cancel do not do but simply abstain from bashe for a day, for example.

So if there are no changes for the better until May 4, then on May 5 we will not go to the tower. Advertisers and Advertisers!

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