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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3593
 11.04.2008
XX: And most of all, I was stunned by the tax - the reporting on an electronic medium. I laughed there.
X: I just brought them a flash.
You are what?! to
XX: thiaaaaaa
So they searched for Sisadmin for 40 minutes.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3592
 11.04.2008
xxx: postinor eaten.... x** knows why the month does not start... tomorrow morning I will do the test....

xxx: but like two pills... generally should sweat anyway... or I’ll buy two more...
* is
* is
Don’t trust the pastor, my advice to you.
Even I (boy) know that a shepherd does not help you to fly no later than 72 hours after you were shot in a pellet.
Z is. Let’s plunge, the girl doesn’t recognize it.
Lucky

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3591
 11.04.2008
Well, by tradition, we wish the moderator jozhig successfully pass the test of the dwarfs :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3590
 11.04.2008
Nadka
and I was cut beautiful hairstyles and I am not washing now, so that the hair does not ruin

Michael
It is ?
Funny...
I’ll come in the summer, I’ll estimate.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3589
 11.04.2008
Uuuu
I really sit down.
Ssss
Coffee does not help?
Uuuu
I say to the girl, she is silent.
Uuuu
I am her again.
Uuuu
She is silent again.
Uuuu
And I understand that it needs to be said out loud...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3588
 11.04.2008
Ksy$hko

Sandra is looking for a very similar defacker to pass the fluorogram! He doesn’t just want to pull his eyebrows out of his nipples.

Frodo
) ) )

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3587
 11.04.2008
and pipetko
This is the name of Isaiah (Yahweh).

and pipetko
Beer and grass :D

RJ soon
Not once a pimple...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3586
 11.04.2008
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer said Red Hat Linux users are required to pay Microsoft because the use of open-source operating systems violates his company’s intellectual property rights.
and 47-

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3585
 11.04.2008
and xxx:
You and I trust you.)
YYYY :
Alina and I give you all the stuff. We have the gift of conviction.)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3584
 11.04.2008
XXX: The parents burned that Tusa was with me (
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Everything was cleaned! O_O
XXX: Daddy brakes up in the morning
Grit"Because he knows what was there yesterday and what you smoked
But if you can eat the sandwich you cooked yesterday, you’ll get 200 backs.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
On the edge of the kitchen table, anointed with mayonnaise, lies the cheese of cabbage and the petershed!
YYYY:))))))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3583
 11.04.2008
In the hands of the device "Paracels 7" for the removal of worms. You take two contacts, hold them in your hands for 10 to 20 minutes and after a few sessions of worms as never before.
I open.
Inside, the PIC16F628 emits a signal with a frequency of 30 kHz and an amplitude of 4.5 V. Another leg flashes with a LED. Food from "Crowns" through Krenka. All... there is nothing else there. The price is 13,000 rubles. Also delighted was the memory card of the herbs, charged in the pop of this device and representing a piece of foil textilit. It closes the contact and lights up another blue LED, even past the PIC.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №3582
 11.04.2008
What color is fear?
and brown! XD is

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3581
 11.04.2008
From the comments of Basha, but I think worthy of the main:
The quote:
Written in the universe Olympiad in History in the form of a test, on a compass. The Olympics was arbitrarily renamed to a competition of the kind "Now you are Google".

The discussion:
xxx: harsh reality... I’t want to lie under the knife of a doctor who used to google while studying...
YYY: don’t say... you lie under anesthesia, and here the doctor... the google is turned off!and ((
and ZZZ:
doc> I cut here at the point on the right and he is not a whimper and malчид pomagite me whoever
doc> how sorry you are
doc> is there anyone in this chat?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3580
 11.04.2008
God has joined
** God has left [connection closed]
<oilsoaked> God has left us.
God has joined
<Comrade-Kelly> The Second Coming
<Comrade-Kelly> O_o

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3579
 11.04.2008
We came to us Abbyy Lingvo 12 for CPC on gig flashes. On the packaging with large letters the slogan "Put the tongue into the phone" O_o ай nice...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3578
 11.04.2008
by Ivannik:
many dream of a two-door sports car, why are few people determined to buy such a miracle?

by Maria:
We have a Mercedes SL and a BMW 7 old.
To be honest, you can only go to a restaurant at a Mercedes in the evening.

And there is another disadvantage that men don't like in sports cars: after a minet in such a car, a man's back hurts for a long time.

and maxime:
Is it a shit with a mine? Why does the back hurt a man? What an Ahtun!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3577
 11.04.2008
On the website of Euro-2008, Russian fans are offered to choose the slogan for the bus of the national team from three options.
and members of the JJ offered their options:Full bus buratin", "Drevesina. and cheap. Self-export", "Teach us to play!", "Reserve bodies", "Organs! Cheap!", "Care, wood", "Care, children", "Paralympic national team of Russia", "Urfin Juss and his wooden soldiers", "Ritual", "Human-like robots" and "Do not cant".

by Lenta.ru

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3576
 11.04.2008
Wasm32 and Trojan!
I have the last computer of 40.
The Tiger
You’re just mega... super... computer collector
The Tiger
The computer sounds funny.
The Tiger
I can imagine such a dirty head in a sweater.
The Tiger
who walks around the offices and modestly but stealthily says - you will work, do not throw the computer

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3575
 11.04.2008
Prikin spoke with a girl for a year... None of them ever met... She had a disc with 30 series of Pokémon! In 20 minutes I was with her.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3574
 11.04.2008
Some think they exist.

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