Our team leader has taken a brilliant step.
The entire IT department sent to accounting courses, and accounting to information technology courses!

What would you do if you had 575 million U.S. rubles?
Dr. Chris Brown (Linux Format): I would give a laptop with Ubuntu to every Melcosoft employee just to look at their faces.

shurpan4ik:?????? ???? ? to
by shurpan4ik: ???? And then ?
DamneD: Fuck, how did you fuck me with your Linux?

1st :
Do you read or read the Bible?
2nd :
I dictated her.
1st :
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The people! ) It is summer soon! :) You will be able to do your favorite thing again - chase flies and mosquitoes with the cursor on the monitor!)))

I go to the subway on the escalator. Two guys are coming in front of me. The first is a mazhormaloletka, the second is a harsh odmin. The first is in the hands of PSP, the second is Tetris =)
judging by the dynamics of the shakes of his body, the level is not lower than 10.

Iriska (14:09:12 11/04/2008)
My computer is not charging at work. Can you come and help?
The job is worth...

MaratMS (14:12:38 11/04/2008)
I have spermatoxicity, can you come, can you help?
Atheist is standing...

Iriska (14:17:26 11/04/2008)
of spermatoxicity? Choose the right answer:
I don’t know how to help, I didn’t suffer.
Buying a bucket can help.
Go to Talk! It will help, and you do not have to go far.

MaratMS (14:20:56 11/04/2008)
Does the computer not load? (choose the desired answer)
A: I don’t know how to help. I have a computer working.
If you have a beard, it may help.
Kill yourself the wall! It will help, and you do not have to go far.

Iriska (14:22:11 11/04/2008)
The shame. You just want me into bed. This is all you need.

MaratMS (14:23:38 11/04/2008)
The homeland. You would just exploit me. This is all you need.

Iriska (14:24:01 11/04/2008)
Chamochnik

and crucial:
It was a bad idea to blow the keyboard.

The domain of the Ministry of Health of Ukraine is moz.gov.ua. They would still be in the.net zone.

My laptop just screamed with a floppy drive after the reboot
The strangest thing is that he has no floppy drive from birth.
Genetic memory of ancestors.

A ghostly pain :)

Yesterday, the client had a mega-redger brought, with a blade, like you put a paper in a blade, it's fast on the sheet, well, it took two packs of paper, so that the secretary understood that it's not a new printer.

She
When are you free on Saturday or Sunday?? to

He is
Wedding on Saturday, Wedding on Saturday

She
You are getting married????????????????????????? to

He is
I will divorce on Sunday and go to you.

She
Thanks to God.

Dr. Dr Dr
Do you know what customer care is?

Dr. Dr Dr
Administrator avatar size 1.2 MB on the provider's technical support forum.

A lady calls (by voice - forty years old) and eager to hear the voice of my boss. The following dialogue:
I am: Allo!
Is the company so good?
I: Yes
D: Can such an edakovich be on the phone?
I: He is not there. The lunch break.
Q: Will he appear today?
I am UGU.
Q: When can you tell me?
I: In about an hour.
D: Will he be?
I : Yes!
D: Are you sure? Do I call back then?
I: Yes please
Q: Are you a programmer?
I lay my cheek on my knees. The removal goes backwards. Within 10 seconds (!) The corresponding thoughts (Freud, clairvoyance, black magic) are rooted in the head, logical constructions are built and turned into dust, etc. Finally, I press out something like "Dda-a", in response to which the lady satisfactorily states: "I immediately guessed. You are all so foolish!"

10:16:23 misha: Everything, fuck!!! Where is the world going??? Our Sisadmin came in a costume, shaved and shaved!!! O O O O!! to
10:20:52 misha: Avoid the alarm, he has a wedding day, he went for a flash for a photocall... ))

4uGySa: Do you remember the Coca-Cola company organized an action in the winter? Type collect traffic jams with bears and get a plush bear trunk as a gift? Dude, you have gotten it up! ?

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So we plush?

How do you know him?
He is 19 years old.
Did I ask her address?

Those who do not know now for an unpaid fine of 100 rubles can be imprisoned for 15 days.
Soon there will be drivers.
They will have 28 bucks on their back, or even more!
And such basars such as "Where do you put the cup of tea I have already done 10 walks when you studied in the car school"

<GoGoGo> There was a time when naming a guesthouse "Blue Dali" seemed a good idea...