I work in technical support. Last week brought to the prevention A3 jet printer. So the prevention is done, the client should come in an hour. One electronist decided to print a beautiful picture and hang it on the wall (beautiful naturally meant a naked girl). There was nothing interesting at hand. And here he runs from one computer to another and without thinking pronounces the phrase from which I was incapacitated for 30 minutes.
Give me my grandmother while she stands.

The shock! In one anime there is a negative character by the nickname "Samurai-smelling-Sunshine". Ancient Japanese hypocrisy – myth or reality?

Dear voters, if you want to live long, vote for the party of necromants.

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The elite intellectual university is when, in response to the phrase “I will satisfy you now, a young man” in the audience, in which 150 pioneers are sitting, there is no wild five-minute rust, but loud laughs and a shell of paper are spread.

1(16:25:27): Do you hear, and what about the kind of fucks about a fox with a shredder and about a ass with curtains?
2(16:27:44): Hey))) Caroch, if you are going to wipe your ass with curtains in the bathroom - the current begins to fucking quietly - the type of protection there is such. And if the hell yours in the shredder will swing - there protection will be included - kind of ahtunk!!! It is a living object!! And he shuts off.
1(16:28:57): It is clear! Funny is! I will come
2(16:32:21): Oh yeah! I was fucking joking! Where are you???? to

<xxx> I have a question.
<xxx> who has the answer?
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A man stands next to a beer bar, calling someone. The Monologue:
I will ask questions and you will answer "yes" or "no". Do you take 0.5 liters of beer or a liter?

X: Did you get anything useful from the conference?
yyy: yeah, magazine "world of PC" and sandwich :-)

Today, after the end of the working day, colleagues scratch the network in a 3D shooter. One is constantly killed, he crushes himself under the nose and blames a bad relationship. After another death, he says to the whole room in his hearts:
I have a ping twice as much as you all!
(The Friendly Ridge)
Do you not believe? You want to see!? to
(Rust from under the tables and ask not to show the ping)

[16:58:36] * glamorous_stitch away writing
[16:59:14] <kventin> glamorous_stitch: what are you writing?
[17:00:17] <glamour_stitch> kventin: SELL * gasoline steel "Hardware" * metal shell * cigarettes for spill * assembly, g/b house 7x10 m, 2 floors, 5 rooms, 3 roofs, 8 entrances (5 black, 2 white and 1, parade), 3 entrances with turnikets and 6 with shlagbaums. 17.5 windows with view to, basement, garage for 3 excavators, behind the house spiral runway, for paper aircraft and sandbox 9x12 m, filled with gravel. the house is assembled, 3 generations * clothing machine "Heva-DA" for clothing sea nodes *, subsurface drainage tube * hearing aids (stereo, with equalizer and, the possibility to repeat what is heard) * lacquered slats on a high heels *, double-bed tomb * puppies German shepherds in rolls 15 square meters * ука%E

Americans in their political correctness will soon come to the point that in every washing of white things should be at least 30% black and 20% color.

She is:
I would really like to lick you now, and your penis is exactly the size I like.
She is:
But most of all, I would like to go through it with my tongue, to penetrate into the hole on my head.
She is:
Then gently take the eggs in the mouth.
She is:
And quietly sit on it from above.
He is:
What I missed somewhere...

My mother burned! I left a note on the table:

“Everything the cat eats the dog and the fish, if you don’t want, I’ll come to eat it myself.”

I am scared!
I hope she forgot to take the scratch!

XXX is
The Pile! At least a week without a woman :(

YYYY
Open the folder with porn, guy.

XXX is
Do you want to get the hard from the shelf?

XXX is
Tagged with xxx

YYYY
by Yopte! Here I hide porn in an invisible folder! You are Sugar! Just dumb hard removed and put on the shelf!

XXX is
by Odin Hule

and Uru:
Somewhere in the distant 80s there was a broadcast where they proved that Lenin was a fungus.

by Sharm:
The fungus?? to

and Uru:
Mushroom

by Sharm:
How did they prove?

and Uru:
If the leaders didn’t rally on a regular basis...you could believe it.)))

From the book "Self-teaching work on the computer": "When the tab appears "press any key" press any key. The POWER u RESET buttons on the system unit do not belong to these". It is :)

I hate my brother!!! to
Would you pass?
HHH: This dude stood up before me today and glued my shoes to the carpet in front of the door!
I am fucking fucking! ;)
Oh, you know how funny, I don’t have others, I had to cut out pieces of carpet on the contour. And I was late, and it just didn’t work out, half of the department at work stumbled on me...
WOW! with the patchwork! ?
Oh no, he’ll come back from Instagram, sit down to play the lineup, I’ll see how much he likes it... In general, I glued my mouse to the carpet...=)

Zebr

HHH
I pulled the banana.

WOWU
Are you going hunting?

MJ: I go into the bus, drunk normally so... I see a woman standing, holding the curtain. Well, I didn’t think long, I approached and also started to hold on to this translation. She says something, like “Hands remove!”", well, I am standing, I have a pofig, the translator is common... And this doesn’t get out, chases me out of there. Here she takes the translator and goes out with her at the stop. =Oh, I woke up! I looked at it, it was a car. ?