The bear is not funny anymore.

and Crazh:
to be!
I put water under the pellets.
I wait for the sound while the water boils...hole, the lights are turned off in the kitchen...
I put the pellets...
I wait 15 minutes...
I turn on the light, I approach with a plate to the fireplace with pelletry.
and Voila! I cooked peelings in the border.

XXX: I’ll probably die soon.
Why is it so uncertain?

John: I put myself two cores, everything is flying now, I work and cast DVDs on the FTP - it doesn't brake :)

Kuzmich: It is cool! I’m still on a core :(

Jurgens: No, Munchausen was also sitting on the same core and was flying perfectly! and :)
Flooding was not bad either. and ;)

Men are divided into 2 categories:
1st Without him it is terrible, and with him it is boring.
2nd Without him it is boring, and with him it is scary.

Woody: It takes a programmer to create the utility "Heavy Metal Text Generator") The program will mix the words : fire, blood, pain, death, life, fragment, force, love, exodus, desolate, power, heaven, hell, angel, way, enemy, game, lie, god, devil, slave, light, fog, puncher, battle, sleep, enemy, blow, revenge, misery, fear, power, call, cry, rest, anger, servant, supplication, ashes, pay, throne, spirit, cross, cfreedom, etc.(continue yourself), linking them with adjectives and verbs of a paphosus character Utility will be useful for the beginner group looking for "self"

Obus666: Why so many words? Here in Manowar only a few words consist of all the text: sword, metal, kulak and cuvalda. And yet another joke!! to
From these simple words all metal texts are derived.

VEgo-M: I bought a used notebook and came to the conclusion that with the new notebook comes Vista, and with the used, such a collection of porn is not bad;)

One American magazine conducted a survey of 3,500,000 (!) to find out what foods, vegetables and fruits scare consumers with their appearance (this is the problem of people!) is

The first place (64% of the respondents) took ARBUZ because of the "comoflagic color of the crust, reminiscent of armed conflicts", and in the cut form, the pepper is associated with the mouth of the monster.
The second place was taken by Kinshasa. Here it is simple: few people know what it is, and the unknown always scares.
Close the three most terrifying products of Pelmeni. Approximately one-third of respondents have admitted in this product the ruthless monsters from their nightmares!!!and"


Have you forgotten about the murderers??? The Fucks!! to

Sour is fucking!! Here a 10-year-old boy went to the electric car and played a theme from Mortal Kombat on a Little Harmony!! I am in Aachen. This is the first time I’ve given money in electricity :)

The milk!! Next time on mobile.

Yesterday I found a portfolio that I wore until the fifth grade... the dried wooden collar found on the bottom was a delicious surprise.

Yea Swarščeg (23:33:05 5/03/2008)
And I also had a saddle, I went to buy a gift to my mom and Vantage, I bought a gift and Vantage finished!It is (

Yai Staz (23:33:18 5/03/2008)
8 March soon

Yai Staz (23:33:27 5/03/2008)
Here they bought.

Yea Swarsteg (23:33:34 5/03/2008)
Those who

Yea Swarsteg (23:33:59 5/03/2008)
with a paratroop, hold a bouquet of vandals))

Yai Staz (23:34:42 5/03/2008)
And that original fire, if I had a girlfriend, I would have given it :D

Yea Swarsteg (23:35:10 5/03/2008)
And what about the anime and the bouquet of vandals?)))

Yai Staz (23:35:25 5/03/2008)
All the fuckers are fucking.

I sit with a friend in the shop. A pigeon on a shirt didn’t do me well. Friends are naturally in the rubber. In vain he shrugged his head to see who did it.

I decided to walk straight, with a proudly straightened back.I set up - as I think of the breasts - I straighten out) the third day, as I walk.)

In the comments to the "Newton virus" (only for Mac):
It is cool! I want!
The damned Apple! They even have better viruses than Microsoft.

Yellow eyes, sweaty hands
Congratulations to you, shit shit.
There are blooms in the cabinets.
Animals whisper, fat barrels.
Shall I go, shall I go
Buying the same
The rose is roasted, the bank is thickened.
I’ll put them in my ass, I’ll put them in my mushrooms.
With a celebration! Sunsets, fish and pigeons))

Better ashes on the head than earth on the grave.

To the question of the soul of plush toys. I have them, but they were not.

A rabbit and a monkey. The story is very unhappy, who wants to have fun,

I can go into the woods, I will not be offended.



I bought a monkey in second grade, I wanted to give it to a friend for a wedding. but

carelessly leaned to a burning lamp, synthetic wool on the pulse

flooded, it became impossible to give a toy, and had to leave it at home.

The chimpanzee got the name Jimmy, three years he canteed with me in the institute

A year later, in the factory, when I left for distribution.

In the evenings, I cooked an unchanged egg with potatoes, poured into two cups.

He drank beer and had a long conversation with Jimmy, which was reduced to one.

No one loves us, brother chimpanzees, no one loves us.

are needed.



The following summer I came to Moscow, again, for a wedding with someone of my family.

My friends, and I met Lenka purely by chance. She studied on course.

When I was younger, we had a short novel at the very end of my studies, and I was

I broke the relationship with the ugly thought of "find a better." And now all

It broke out again, and it became clear that there was nothing better and could not be.

And a month later we submitted the application, and I carried a suitcase of books to her.

and Jimmy.



However, I could not move to Lenka myself: as a young specialist, I must

Three years of distribution. To free me from this.

The appointment required the signature of the Minister.



There was a lengthy separation, painted by my rare visits. “When you

No, I’m sleeping with Jimmy,” Lenka wrote to me. I embrace him as if he were.

I am no longer so sad and lonely. He is like you, the same.

soft and warm.” “Oh,” I replied, “and just as thick and hairy. A is

The difference is that he has a tail and I have something else.”



My train arrived in Moscow early in the morning. I entered the room silently.

dressed, carefully pulled the chimpanzees out of Lenkin’s arms and

put in his place. Lenka, not waking up, clung to me.

In fact, those morning moments were difficult to grasp.

It is a substance that people inventively call happiness.



Half a year later, the minister finally put the necessary fence in the right place.

I was able to move to Moscow and finally displaced Jimmy from Lenkin.

The bed. He returned to his duties only for my time.

of missions. And Lenka, the great housewife, did not leave us anywhere.

In the past eight years, she has only spent two nights without me and Jimmy.

She gave birth to the first daughter, then the second.



Years went by, and somehow it turned out that Lenka was getting more and more, not waiting.

I slept with Jimmy. People who didn’t sit alone all night.

Preference who has never been interested in computer games and beautiful

Girls, throw a stone at me. And whoever is not without sin,

He may believe that I was not the worst father and husband.



And then... then Lenka was shot down by a drunk driver on the crossing. at the funeral

Jimmy disappeared without a trace. No one has seen or touched him.

We got back a little bit and started putting order in the apartment, Jimmy.

It was nowhere. He seemed to have gone after the hostess.



I have been raising my daughters for 15 years, trying to make money, working hard.

Necessary and unnecessary things. And somewhere there my lenka embraces.

Jimmy and can’t wait until I finally get out of her hands this stupid one.

the monkey and take my rightful place. Don’t be sad, baby, time on earth

It flows quickly. The Minister has already picked up a pencil for signature.

Sanitarians are going to Morga. They enter the hall where the motorcycles are stored.

Sharing the impressions:

- Here, guys, look: this on the Honda in the pillar at 200 km / h entered!

Oh you are!

180 in the wall!! In the Jamaica!

and a-a-a!

This one on Kawasaki.

What is the motorcycle doing here?

He travelled 10 km in Moscow with his mouth open.

...??? to

- And then the mouth closed, swallowed and all... Acute poisoning.

And Captain Evidence explains only those quotes that he himself understood. How can he explain what he did not understand?? to

CABA: Well, in the Roman-German and some other group of languages, the order of words is important. Russian is one of the few languages where the order of words does not matter.
TheGreat: Oh, so the yoga teacher was Russian! It was just for them he talked wildly.
UrbanVampire: Ugu, and they actually called it "green". a "yoda" is a translator’s...