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15:02 Kailash » Puma_1 : how they beat - where are you boys?, and how sex - go on... shutter!

I work in a sports store.
There are two types of chess: Which one is the best? They ask.
Show them the most real souvenirs.
They are: OK. Pack and pack.
I open the box, check all the figures, count again. Everything is OK there. And before I close, I answer them: full set, all OK.
So they shout out to me in faces full of horror and broken hopes: how is everything okay? They are all different there!!! to
Well, at least I didn’t ask why half the black...

by Tor
The fucking!! My grandmother was in a cage and asked to get on the cable!!! The cry of the soul, sorry.

Count of Passo
Hide the cables in the box.

by Tor
Yes, it is hard to run out of business... who is the thread, the grid is crumbling and beginner... You will hide, the office is removed, you need to decide with the owner...

Count of Passo
Daddy in the box.

Torgils
D to think :D

Advertising in the mailbox:
TV - one of the features "automatic shutdown in the absence of power". 0 - O

And in my telephone there is no such thing...8(He ends up like electricity in the socket - he runs into the kitchen and begins to eat foods from the refrigerator, but continues to work... if you don't turn off - he will eat everything!

March 8th evening. I walk with a girl in the park for a romantic day. There are two guys at the meeting and they are talking very fiercely about it. When they pass by, one throws the phrase:
Today is women’s new year, but it is better to stay away from them. And when I see my girlfriend, they curl us at a distance of a meter...
The girl was hysterical.

I slept out. It was a beautiful morning, I am standing on the balcony. The sun shines and the birds sing. In one hand a beer, in the other a cigarette. A helicopter is flying far away. In the head such a semi-unconscious dream thought "Explode, blow, explode"

I caught the car and negotiate with the driver about the price, in the course of the case it turns out that he is a lawyer.
I am : oh! We are colleagues! I am in Yuri. I am studying at the Academy, do you want to show a student?
Do you want to show my graduate? I teach there...

The enemy must be known in the face.

GeParD©: tell me, and where to download the Russifier for the BIOS?

r_Jl_l0_k: This pirate drive with the screw could only be made in Russia. Not only has it to be crushed, so I put the screw and all the wood, restarted in the safe fashion,
r_Jl_l0_k: went to the folder Crack_XP on the disk, found there 3 folders: 1, 2 and 3. As a normal man, he walked in at 1, screaming. Wind has flown.
r_Jl_l0_k: Set from scratch, went to folder 2, crashed. Wind was flying again.
r_Jl_l0_k: Curse everything in the world put the screw again, went to folder 3 and there found the readme.txt file with the following content:
r_Jl_l0_k: Remove this, and if it doesn't help, go to folder 1 and 2.

Do you understand any of the quotes in Basha?
So I went to the fucking.
This resource is not for you.

For several nights in a row, we heard strange sounds: a rhythmic noise in the room.
I thought the cat scratched behind the ear.
But I couldn’t understand why she did it so long and melancholy.
And the current shakes saw that here is the provider in the aquarium som glowing a foam-plated feed.

Did you know that Ganges is the fifth element?

YYY: No, I do not know.

Well, let's take a bulb (and we prefer to smoke with him), in short, a bulb: here it stands on the board, and it is on the floor, well, that is, it is, in short, the earth, and water is poured into it - well, this is, of course, water, and to light up the gang - a fire is needed, and to smoke into the bulb - it is he with air enters, well, and then - a break - and the struggle with evil went.

We are fighting against evil...

Valodsviet
Now the strings new stretched, as happy as an elephant))

Void
What other lines?? to

Valodsviet
0 0 What are the lines? I am talking about strings on guitar.

Void
Meeting with a musician...

Case on the road to work
Gaici’s vehicle VAZ 2105 (Tobis me) is stopped and they say we violate the rights to the barrels in a few months you will get!

(Surrounded on the so-called asphalt where the mark was under the king of the peas, and as it turned out there 2 consecutive, and where I have been unfolding for 5 years)

In the evening, knocking at the door, there is a morning couple...
Do you only have the right to return?
How nice to live in a small town :)))

Signs of what you took on a birthday celebration:
Say to the girl lying next to you in bed:
I want you!
Go to the other side and sleep.

XXX: How to put extra memory in the computer. Just bought it.
First you need to turn off the computer.
XXX left the chat.
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zzz: Imagine he’s looking in the black monitor and waiting for the next step ;)

> melting, I feel like a goat. A girl confesses to me in love and I get up.

Why a goat? You are lucky – you are confessed in love with the girl you stand up for! You need to rejoice!

HHH
Hi to

WOWU
Hi to. The afternoon. It seems so.

HHH
When are you going to work?

HHH
Am I so predictable?

Q: Is the program ready?
WOW : Yes.
Q: Does it work?
WOW : No.

ZBEPB
Daroff

ZBEPB
Do not break?

Darkwalker
and hello.
I don’t know, I don’t see why you’re striking.