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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1814
 19.02.2008
dima-kancerv:Do you have a status "unavailable" worth it?
Suicide Blonde: I am

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1813
 19.02.2008
The office moved to a new office in a new building. Only recently hanged tablets with room numbers. I rushed back and looked at the side. 406, 405, a door without a number, 403... I Knew!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1812
 19.02.2008
Kolya Klaus Rudinsky has left the group "<<People Saved by Chuck Norris>>"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1811
 19.02.2008
English is very brainstormed, do you know what "pakpakpak" is? (It is written like this)

I broke through the box with the child's drawing items, found the album Tom & Jerry, on the cover means a cat with a mouse, and above them this "packpack".

I sat for a moment, stuck, trying to think.

My brain refused to perceive, in the context of American multicolors, the simple Russian word “colour!”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1810
 19.02.2008
On the torrent tracker:

Mcline: Remove information about the publisher. About the publisher, not the developer. Otherwise, the distribution may be

Kilkus: What will change?

deadlymercury: in order for AdinCa to be able to prove that it is their disk - they will have to download it, as a result they will commit a criminal act - and they can be sentenced for downloading a pirated copy of 1C products
Laws must be respected!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1809
 19.02.2008
The first seminar on the history of the country. Prepodsa decided to check the erudition of the people:
Who knows how Nicholas ended his life?
Everyone is silent. A serious voice from one of the sitting in the audience:
is dead.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1808
 19.02.2008
Yesterday I saw in the kitchen on the wall of the sliding cockroach, I think the man, where he came from... Well, and swung up with a tapk, so that it hardly seemed, but it turned out to have missed. From a strong blow, the cockroach fell to the floor. He didn't have time and a couple of centimeters crashed like a falling tiles clamped on top of him.
Houses and walls help))

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1807
 19.02.2008
Kitty: and I really think that there is an invisible connection between the animal and the owner... one day my cat hurt my leg, so I just got the leg sick...
Megy3o6oy: FUCK THAT!!!! Tomorrow I will have my cat!!!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1806
 19.02.2008
in news on one of the information sites
15:13 -Admin really wants to eat
15:15 -Admin begins to digest itself slowly
15:20 -Admin found something similar to Soviet baking cake
15:32 - Welcome to the website

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1805
 19.02.2008
Do not scream at me, I am your brother. It is stupid!
Don’t scream, I’m your sister. It is stupid!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1804
 19.02.2008
Hello, did she jump out when I entered the aska?
The brain

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1803
 19.02.2008
Do you know that I was filming porn?? to
You are chasing =)
xx to answer? I was 20 years old then, I could even give a recording.
Go on to soap.
XXX: I sent, there is a first-rate allowance. " I fuck with the electric motor " =))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1802
 19.02.2008
Ksju: bought Pomelo - such a huge citrus, paid 150 rubles, and in the "five" the same for only 90
Neptun8: in the "five" not pomelo
Ksju: What then?
Neptun 8: Orange from Chernobyl

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №1801
 19.02.2008
Where can I go, not drinking, not smoking man?
2nd Naked

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1800
 19.02.2008
<xxx> Hello
<yyy> Healthy
<xxx> Listen, I’ve gotten that you don’t turn off the aska and your brother is constantly sitting behind the comp! Eppt, he can’t write in your aska. Is he a fool or what?! to
<yyy> Sani is not, he is in the universe.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1799
 19.02.2008
An employee burned out today (February 14):"Well... Infected with a virus... Did you want the day of all lovers? Get it – we’ll fuck it all day!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1798
 19.02.2008
14 February 2008 00:48:00, gella
I just got that the Canadian Negro had fun) told about the holiday what they wrote on Wikipedia... there about what a good priest did so that the boys could get married early or something so glorious, butterfly flowers... I went to the English Wikipedia - and it is true, not lying, it was all... went to our - there is all the truth-mother, about the extinction of the rhyme, about the stimulation of disorderly sexual life, big dances and orgies... he promised to revise his views on Valentine's Day)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1797
 19.02.2008
The best way to measure the whispers is to close the door and who will go further.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1796
 19.02.2008
I am a German. Manager by profession. I live in Moscow for a year. I speak Russian very well.
I’ve been reading Bish.org for a month.
I had problems with language grammatics.
Ladies and gentlemen, your mission is accomplished.
c) Chimera

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №1795
 19.02.2008
008: The guys of Peter!Let me meet you, Iris.

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