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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1774
 18.02.2008
The news was about the changes in temperatures on the street. I smiled the phrase:
"From degrees directly depends - tomorrow will be good or bad."
lived

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1773
 18.02.2008
Dabugi (24:06:02 14/02/2008)I need to tie with grass...I’m in shock

Elf (24:06:02 14/02/2008) What are you doing?7???? to

Dabugi (24:06:02 14/02/2008) Smoked, went to babys gift to buy (well, it is difficult to choose). I walked around the city, bought her a frame for photos and packed it all, came home.I put a gift at home.I went with Fed and Igor... I think I still smoke...Time 17:00 where it is...I came home again I sit in contact, I drink coffee.I turn my head, I look at this frame...I think, blue!!I have no grandmother!! to

Elf: (24:06:02 14/02/2008) You are fucking fucking?!?!? to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1772
 18.02.2008
We are now cool D&Ds!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Where did you get Daisy?? to
XXX: What is it?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1771
 18.02.2008
The Topaz [#]
I met a girl, she has a boyfriend.She offered to date, I agreed.Now here we stand, here her boyfriend came.

system
And you?

The Topaz [#]
I didn’t know she was a boxer. :D

system
= – O

The Topaz [#]
Well, I gave him an ebs on his foot, and he gave me a fucking...

system
The eyes are whole? Has your nose broken?

The Topaz [#]
I made half a salto, then a cupcake and fucking :-)

The Topaz [#]
He didn’t know I was a trailer.

The Topaz [#]
You would see him fucking when I climbed on the wall.

The Topaz [#]
I didn’t run, I stood on the wall and looked.

system
Blushing my face at the table

The Topaz [#]
He tried to descend.

system
And how?

The Topaz [#]
almost

The Topaz [#]
Only I put him in my hands.

The Topaz [#]
The Box-Useless Thing, Parkour Kruche

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1770
 18.02.2008
xxx is out
YYY be healthy! Grow up big!
Ohhh thank you! I raise...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1769
 18.02.2008
The girl is sitting in the neighboring room behind the compass.
He sits in the kitchen behind his compot.

Please stop the cabbage :)
I’m removing control too :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №1768
 18.02.2008
...On the windowboard from some upper carnise suddenly fell a thick rough cat. He rushed, had already stunned to fall further, but held back, turned and sat on the window with his whole body, and began to look carefully into the room through the glass. Probably, he was poorly visible: he moved closer to see, pulled his mouth, but suddenly for himself suddenly knocked in the glass with his nose, jumped away from fear, crashed from the window and flew to fall further...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1767
 18.02.2008
(skyliX) ы. I got ten hryvnia to stop playing :D
The first money earned on music.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1766
 18.02.2008
by colmar.net.ru
and ege:
I am a free man and I can suck whom I want.

I said it was not gay.)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1765
 18.02.2008
Have you heard? In the United States, another student went crazy and murdered eight people! This is the fourth case in two weeks! They have a mass psychosis there.
They have a flashmob.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1764
 18.02.2008
Sometimes I want to stay and make Zhirinovsky president.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1763
 18.02.2008
Appeal to idiots posting quotes about searching in Google.
Google is an adaptive system and search results are sorted according to previous queries in order to facilitate search.

So if you write in Google "hunting", then the hunting of everyone will be completely different.

Please bring to the top.



How many people have entered the word shit in Google since then?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1762
 18.02.2008
FallenGameR (23:15:51 13/02/2008)
My mother came and said the tea was ready. He then added that his kidneys did not work. I began to talk about a grandmother who had three kidneys and who wanted to give one. I loved the singer. But then it turned out that she had two kidneys.

FallenGameR (23:15:59 13/02/2008)
Fuck me knowing all this?! to

FallenGameR (23:16:05 13/02/2008)
I can’t sleep now!

Atos (23:16:29 13/02/2008)
What about me? 😉

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №1761
 18.02.2008
From history) April 1, 1985: at night at the station in Dolgoprudny, the last electric stop. Suddenly a crowd of people appeared in front of the train. They rush, each of them for the time that the train stands, must paint a few meters of the rail with black paint. Then they disappeared in the surrounding bushes of the road. From the point of view of the engineer of the electric train, what happened was as follows: a crowd of people came out of the bushes, then they went back, but with them disappeared and the rails (due to the color they stopped shining in the light of the projectors of the electric car). Shaken by such a picture, the driver called the dispatcher and that he could not go further, because the rails were stolen from under his nose.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1760
 18.02.2008
xxx: when the error of entering the login/password Russian system interface issues the error "login and password do not match"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1759
 18.02.2008
15 years old fucking fool.

xxx: I’m playing cold oceanic movies here, and my brain is being drunk.

YYY: Tell them about the cold ocean films. Better about something more poetic - there, about the movement of tectonic plates.

They are slowly moving away from each other.

YYY: Yes, one enters the other... and the waves...

Yyy: And the fucking Indonesian is coming, fucking.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1758
 18.02.2008
Only the driver of the garbage car can not be afraid to get stuck at work!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1757
 18.02.2008
<Sergey> I am using Linux
<MaxxArts[work]> also work)
<MaxxArts[work]> what’s going on?
<Sergey> yes as usual) it does not work unclear why, it works unclear how :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1756
 18.02.2008
L is:
You are also a writer. She has fans. Favorite of women. Prize of literary competitions. She has cut her hair, and now she’s beautiful. You are loved in the institute. in the art. Her friends are squeezed.
Fuck her with impotence.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1755
 18.02.2008
She says: Hi, sympathy! Let us get acquainted!
I am not free.
She: “Maybe I’ll be better, better, better, better than I’ll be, better, better for you?” and :)
He: No, you will not
Why are you so sure? Per we will meet?and :)
I am gay
She is fucking...

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