Tell me how to better react to the frightened voice of a loved one behind the wheel:"This is what, meeting?!" and
Heck, solve the mystery:
On the water is a ship, a staircase is lowered from it, the distance between stairs at the staircase is 15 cm. The water rises at a speed of 30 cm per hour. After how long will the 5th staircase from below hide under water?
WOW: It will not hide under the water, because the forest rises with the boat as the water arrives!
XH: O_O
Sorry, but to go home?
She is not at home, she has left.
Stop drowning the dark raider dirt! Think, if it were not for him, there would be no basha at all! He is the creator of Bora. Bring to the top!
I am in the hospital, in line. Picture: child of female sex, 4-5 years adheres to the mother:
I am Moscow! I am Moses! I am really a MOOOSK!! What do I hope?
Think with your head...
When he thought for five seconds, he said:
Well then I write!! to
Then he cried out, “Abbasza!” and went out.
I wonder if it was the birth of a blonde, or what?
sable
You know... I can’t understand I’m a swallow or a swallow (((I can get up early and go to bed late and vice versa...
Clubs
Do you want me to uncover your secret?
sable
Give it
Clubs
You are just unemployed.
HHH
Suicide due to alcohol poisoning
HHH
Cutting veins is not my style.
HHH
Here comes the dilemma.
HHH
Where can I get a poullo that I will poison before I catch a whale?
HHH
I’ll start a conversation with a bowl.
HHH
I chose the options I think to stop at the golden wheel mixed with the adecolone of the woods and the 42 port wine.
HHH
Cocktail sex on the beach.
HHH
and I will have "corches on asphalt"
<chh> and in general, even granite under the action of the king's vodka turns into a cold...
<chh> so now granite science adapt and use...
It is boring, there is nothing to do.
AV: What are you having fun with?
I have a favorite game of Russian roulette. Send the mother’s boss in a letter, send the letter and have time remotely via ssh from the corporate postman to remove the letter before the boss reads it.
AV: 0_0...
xxx: although it is already boring... there is a proposal to complicate - to have time to get to the chief's office and to take down a letter with his companion under the pretext of fighting Trojan.
by Baklažančeg:
The store. There are a few boxes... The ranks are very large and here a blonde with her husband and child stand behind me... But here, by a lucky coincidence, the neighboring boxes begin to work (she had previously been closed). And the wife goes there... Taking the line and raising up her right hand turns to her husband with the child and turning only the brush shouts... Sasha go here, Sasha... The husband slowly approaches her. He was not so loud to her, but everybody heard: "Dumb drop your hand, I’m next to you..."
The line just cried...the cashier couldn’t even give the check...
No, the relationship does not build, everything has to be resolved.
It’s not easy for me either.
Marazmatik: Just everything in the world is balanced
Marazmatik: I am bad you are good
I am not beautiful, you are beautiful.
Marazmatik: I am smart you are beautiful
Repair of Monika Zk-shny.
It didn’t work... stopped yesterday.
XHH: What did you do?
WOW: nothing (and I see on the monica above two butterflies standing, healthy...)
Did the butterflies come yesterday?
...
In total, two aunts in order to decorate the monitor installed on top of it 2 butterflies... which were attached there on long iron sticks of 15-20 cm, which were foolishly stuck in the poor monkey from top!!! And even after our explanations, they could not link these two significant events!!! to
Serena
What do you do?
Elf is
I listen to music)
Elf is
I’m talking about Ashley...what?
Cthtyz
Will you remove me?
Elf is
(Send a smiley with frightened eyes and open mouths of horror)
Elf is
The fucking! Not the right smiley.
Cactus
Do you want to eat?
Nik0Wn
Scheduled?
Cactus
What is the new Georgian dish?? to
She
How can you call a guy, gently gently beautiful. gently, what would he like?
He is
Call it like a goat! by Zaia Kisa Lapa
She
The Yogi!
He is
And I would die of laughter if I was sitting on the bench and a couple passed by and the girl would say, eg, tell me something pleasant!
She
He would have said, “Bad!”! to
yavas: In the past, people were able to smoke from a lamp and boil water with a piece of wire and a shave blade "Neva". But progress made them forget about this archaic. Now they brush their teeth in the light of a laptop and light up the kitchen plate from an electric shocker.
<Smeta-04> WHY
<Smeta-04> just try it
<damir> I will repeat again: this disk for data storage at work
<Smeta-04> I won’t delete this important information obviously I haven’t been able to use it yet and I have to work on it
<Damir> 1 Films are not important infographics.
<damir> 2 The sex library is not information about your work
<damir> Songs too
<damir> everything you need can be stored locally
<Smeta-04> How it is and stop watching if you share in documents
<damir> fucking
<damir> I am joking on the SERVER!!!!! to
A new employee has been hired and the job has not yet been assigned. He sits behind a stranger.
When I get a computer, I’m like a bombardment.
Better than a coconut.
1 Why?
And because you put your eggs in someone else’s chair.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Writers of Nash! :D
FRY is:
and 0?? to
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My ancestors are already sleeping, I want to drink... And I sit in the coat, he has a big hat, I dressed him... I go, I drink, I go out of the room: darkness and shock... I stop in the hole and I stand... I only hear a rumble like that and Daddy’s mat... Daddy knocked on the door, fell... I struck the elbow and the knot... Then the light goes on... I have a wild laugh... Just hysteria))) – this is a story from my face...
Here is from Daddy:
I stood up to write, I went from the pit and looked: what was black, my mouth opened... I think everything, shit, death came... Well, and shouted, back to run, confused in my legs, struck the door, there in the dirt and broke up...
1st You are sad?
2nd Aaaah aaaah The fucking month asked me to do a fucking one. Well, I went off - in the lome. And here is the director’s meeting, well she raises that question. I grumble to her - it's unrealistic to do it.
1st And she?? to
2nd And she's like a dispute about your prize, what I'll do. I was fucking arguing. All the meetings came to us.
1st and that :)
2nd Szuco, she did everything, she arranged everything. Deer immediately sent her my prize... to the box to receive it. It’s been a long time, shit. She then came, gave me the prize and said so ugly: You, Vass, remember, for me you have to work. I taught her... Fuck, who could have thought that the buch and the admin could live in the same apartment.
Idiot you yopta - a normal aunt, the prize gave. And then, you have to work, not pitch.
The Rubik Cube is a three-dimensional visualizer of the defragmentation process.