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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №814
 09.01.2008
<peacemaker> Who has the ability to shoot and avoid but not the counter?
<n3r0bi0m4n_^^> peacemaker: the army.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №813
 09.01.2008
All feet frozen, from the beds to the feet! You are all to blame!
WOW: What about me? and :)
For whom did I shave my legs?! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №812
 09.01.2008
The audience. Exam on the tower. and silence. Singing and screaming lunch. Suddenly a voice from the back:
"and in the army shake lunch... pasta..." (c)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №811
 08.01.2008
The lecture. End of the couple. Breast Breastfeeding:

Natri Sosky

and??? O_O

SOTRY from the board.

By the way, the stall was

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №810
 08.01.2008
Secretary: Alexander Nikolaich, you have a letter here
The glamorous? It is :)
PS: Yes, everyone is scared.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №809
 08.01.2008
Flossi: Twenty home hamsters replace one shredder.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №808
 08.01.2008
The main advantage of the electric guitar over the acoustic guitar is that the mediator will never fall into the electro.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №807
 08.01.2008
GvozD: If you killed 6 people at once then Quake 3 is Excellent! Unreal tournament 2004 is Monster Kill! A in Counter-Strike 1.6 is kicked by console...

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №806
 08.01.2008
The only thing that confuses me in the work comp is that there is a vodrovsky file called “I want to be a hemp bush” in the folder “My Documents” since ancient times. I never decided to open it...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №805
 08.01.2008
She was here at her... at night... well, it’s clear what two can do at night... =) They called a taxi... when it came, my aunt called me on the phone and said, “Girl, dress up! taxi is waiting!”

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №804
 08.01.2008
The Baht:
Fucking...
The Baht:
Cheat is not manipulated.
Criminally :
The same shit.
The Baht:
Do you have any funds to raise the massacre?
The Baht:
What types of mathematicians?
Criminally :
Try a polynomial with a period of 2p. They say it helps
The Baht:
I have even tried to integrate...
Criminally :
Have you tried the rotor?
Criminally :
Preferably another rotor.
The Baht:
The rotor? Hm... where would I find such a rotor, which Laplassian entered...
The Baht:
Is it possible to plant a thread in a nibble?
Criminally :
does not enter
The Baht:
I feel that they will integrate us tomorrow.
The Baht:
in the analytical function.
The Baht:
Then prophylactic and force the integrals to take...
Criminally :
In the rotor.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №803
 08.01.2008
A correspondence with a Vietnamese

THANG: Hi Glory! you have a calculation task or an electronic conscript on shell theory? send me!

Psevdo: I listen to you, sir!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №802
 08.01.2008
only our students, after the purchase of the exam, go to mark the successful passing of the exam.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №801
 08.01.2008
VVV (Vl2NSK) is
The most fascinating book in my life was in studenthood - "Radio Chains and Signals" Baskakov (seemingly) cut off at the head.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №800
 08.01.2008
<[SexyLady]> I have fish dead
<[SexyLady]> AAAA
<[SexyLady]> No more than three
<QueZt> have you tried?
<[SexyLady]> They Have Bread
<QueZt> and you cut it?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №799
 08.01.2008
Tommy: What do you think is better: to sleep with a girl or not to sleep with an antimytic?
Axel = D

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №798
 08.01.2008
Dear Santa Claus, I write you c iPhone via wifi, tk I have 1.1.2 OTB and disconnect it to work with the megaphone I can not. Please make it so that in the new year is released 1.1.3 and it would contain the code for the patch of the baseband. And also please do so that at macworld Steve even presented the SDK for the iPhone. Thanks in advance! I hope you answer!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №797
 08.01.2008
RAPtor (21:41:47 5/01/2008)
I learn to sing on your guitar ;)

aZtec (21:42:11 5/01/2008)
Status - Prodigy

aZtec (21:42:18 5/01/2008)
You did not break her.

RAPtor (21:42:34 5/01/2008)
So I prodiji teaching her to play wasan...

aZtec (21:42:45 5/01/2008)
Put it!! to

RAPtor (21:43:28 5/01/2008)
Smek May Battle of the Appe!!! Baaahahahahahahah! (Turkyrup of Turku)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №796
 08.01.2008
<...>
I know your physics.
Is the strength of friction reverse proportional to the amount of vaseline?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №795
 08.01.2008
I will not argue with you anymore!
He is: Why?
It’s because we never get to the end.

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