“Mom and Dad, Oleg and I don’t live together. This morning he came to me to help kill the spider and accidentally left his toothbrush, all his clothes and furniture.

XXX: I remember the FD. In Nagintsk, the electricity market passed by the lamp on the clumps and the jobnulsa atut with the butt of the appeton. It is in the radius of the meter.)
XXX: The Pony of Pony)
XXX: Everyone was scared, and I was intrigued. I thought I was going to be a doctor, and the cock became a dalbayop*)))

KTA is very noticeable!

When I was standing at the closed sberbank I periodically printed the balance of the credit card, I was looked at as a fool. But when no one had the clock and one of these losers asked about the same time... And when I, once again, printed the balance... all the others felt like unintentional fools!

taken from one of the forums

Sorry for the off-top: Is Linux put on a simple XP wire or is it a special wire?? to

In the morning of Ash
XZ: Where were you last night?
Misanthrope: It’s a fucking shit, Alyssa... I’m drunk.
by xz :D
XZ: I hope you’ll be in the next 3 hours?
Misanthrope: hz... I’m leaving, I’ll be back in half an hour and then I’ll be back.
parade:)xz: for the mineral 7 ))))
Misanthrope: well type of that))) on the passport focus))))

An excerpt from the story of the iPhone:

The study of the high-frequency characteristics of the phone required a model of a human head filled with gelatin to mimic the brain inside.

Steve Jobs knows people better than they know themselves.

The Pipet! Work, in the room where the tech support sits, we put a camera so that we don’t sleep, don’t chew, and don’t smoke at work. Now the general manager can at any time from home see what we are doing here. I’t be surprised if they started broadcasting it on the company’s website, and then even text voting was launched, like whom to expel!=)

Max <Gafa: If you have a son gay, what would you do?
Gafa <max: I’ll fuck him!
max <Gafa: O_o ))))

Rabbit_Imbicyl: We have a young man, so his wife expelled him from the house. It was nice to think of him after having sex with her:"Let’s take a look".

<Swin> Guys, I just think that Ferrero Roosher is the evil Raffaello?! O_O

I will be a carrier or a carrier.
I will be a docker.
What kind of kids will we have???
xxx let’s call them Nikifor and Martha))
The main thing is not to roast them afterwards.)

I send my friends to the lapchats (cats - he and she, both in the grove), to the subwoofer (senoval) for the night, take the edge of bread and water there, catching every mouse is: I hear the heart-hearted advice of households: "and you have them shrimp, visca...". Immediately the situation emerged: - the chef gives a thousand dollars, food for a week, wine, a beautiful girlfriend and a note - and grit: "You work...7 days... but take into account... we will not check anyway... ".

<xxx> I live in New York. P.S. I watched the picture. A tractor cleansed the road. It cleans itself, slowly, right. I am standing at the stop. I hear the whispering pepper. I turned around, and there this machina drove into the cruiser, which was slowly in the hole. Here is this dialogue:
Fuck... what to do?
A lot of snow is now transferred here, promptly, gentlemen, promptly.
I wanted to wait until the owner of the car came... He would have them as quickly as his cruiser probably. xDDD

From the "Decade" forum:

Yesterday I reached 210 km/h. How to wash? I have a veil.

xxx(22:01:48): Listen, he is deceiving me!! to

yyy(22:02:10): What did you get? 0 - O

xxx(22:02:56): I found his correspondence with some fool in the ass! Some of them... and the number is so familiar...I now dig all the contacts, but I know who she is!! to

xxx(23:01:40): Throw... by the way this is my assy number was....

yyy(23:01:42): )))))

YYY: I gave my ex only after six months!!! Do you want me to jump into bed with you right now?? to
Why did you break up with your ex?
yyy: he learned that the previous guy I gave up a week after dating...
xxx: o_0

Xerik83: all inets work like a clock
b1ack_ange1: smart as the clock, electricity sand (((

xxx: Can you try and drink tea? Or do you eat it?
YYY: I can’t do it! I am sick, you understand!!! to
Relax, don’t be nervous, everything is fine.
YYY: I can’t do it!! I'm nervous... I'm nervous... I'm nervous... I'm sick... I don't want anything... I don't want anything... I don't want anything... I don't want anything.
Are you sure I am the only one pregnant?
YYYYYYYYYYYY I don’t know what kind of pregnancy you are. But you quietly smile and eat your salty cucumbers, and yeah!!! I am nervous and I am sick.

Not sleeping a niche.
Shrek: that
At 2 p.m. I have a mob. He calls and asks Laura. I sent him three times, but then I realized that I needed to talk. This man says "Let’s get it done! I call my girlfriend, Lera, and a man takes the phone. How do I understand it?" Well, I thought, I said, "Bless probably your Lera". No more phone calls.

List of factions of "United Russia" from Wikipedia:
and 136. Ruslan Hajabiyakov
by 140. Spartak Akhmetov
by 141. Engels Kulmuhametov
by 143. by Ramiel Iskuzhin
by 144. Alexander Furman
by 145. Ernst Isaev
and 146. Sally Murzabaeva
by 147. Alexei Sabadash
by 148. Marshall Yusupov
by 149. by Ildar Himalettinov
by 150. Rinath Sagitov
and 151. Murat Kiyekbayev
and 152. Irshat Fahritdinov
by 153. Marina Mukabenova
and 154. Vasily Kuznetsov
and 155. Rizvanagadi Isaev
and 156. Assanbuba Nurburbegov
by 157. Moses of Manar
and 158. Adam Amirilev
and 159. Tagged saffron
by 160. Shizri Shishai
and 161. Mahomet Gajiev
and 162. Mahomedkadi Gasanov
and 163. Belan Hamchiev
and 164. Adalby Shagoshev
and 165. Yuri Vasilyev
and 166. Mikhail Zalikhanov
and 167. Rostislav Goldstein
O O O )