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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №314
 19.12.2007
HHH
You know, I have a friend who has long been interested in Gothic.

WOWU
Oh well?

HHH
Her room is like a closet, everything is so dark, candles, skulls, networks woven by it hang on the walls.

WOWU
Eat it 😉

HHH
And I’m so delighted when she says with a loose look: “You know... people... people, they’re so strange.”

WOWU
It’s so cute)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №313
 19.12.2007
Did you ever fall in love with the wolf?

And he is not the one who is the one who is not.

Yibayan Ob Hui-giga: He's just cute, fun and fucking good

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №312
 19.12.2007
ALA: You know, when I open the smiley window, I don’t feel lonely.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №311
 19.12.2007
Kill me, kill me someone!

XXX is offline.

Can I get a Ferrari?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №310
 19.12.2007
Will you be my friend?
Indieblood: Abracadabra
Indieblood: A fell, B disappeared
XXX: What is it about?
Indieblood: The Autumn
XXX is winter.
Indieblood: The Smart Bot
I am not a bot.
Indieblood: I am a bot

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №309
 19.12.2007
The Boyfriend (22:02:54 16/12/2007)
Soon is New Year!! Have you ever fulfilled a wish from Santa?So that you want to get more for the new year from me.1st kiss.2nd kiss.3. 4. hatred.5.sex.6.a lot of beer.7.gandon 8.love.9.to spend a new year together.10.to break up.11.groupwhu.12.box of monadarians.I got 3 numbers!! to


Fess (22:03:54 16/12/2007)
12,6 and 12

Fess (22:04:04 16/12/2007)
I love the Mandarin.

The Boyfriend (22:04:20 16/12/2007)
and all?? to

Fess (22:04:35 16/12/2007)
I don’t love my mom and dad yet.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №308
 19.12.2007
XXX is
Why a photo of such a crap?
Not in your face.
yyy ‎(18:33):
As it went out, so it went out, don’t hit it.
xxx ‎(18:33):
Is it from the phone?
yyy ‎(18:34):
Yes Yes
xxx ‎(18:34):
From the disc?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №307
 19.12.2007
by Wolfsider:

I sit. Spam is coming:

Rayzer, 18.12.2007 9:15:12
Really free porn
Without SMS
Without pop-up windows
Without registration
All genres by category.

by Lefield:

Oh well?

Wolfsider: fucks, reference not given (

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №306
 19.12.2007
She is ‎
Box of light bulbs - 50 cops, gasoline canister - 500 rubles, watch as the office burns - invaluable!!! to
Prayer ‎
For the rest, there is MasterCard.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №305
 19.12.2007
How do you find a good provider or not? very simple.
If you can name at least 3 digits from the phone number of those. The provider is fucking.

and Z-STER

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №304
 19.12.2007
HHH
What is sleeping?
WOWU
All night fucking.
HHH
See also?? to
WOWU
Fuck the girl.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №303
 19.12.2007
The news:
"Putin called Medvedev his successor"
"Medvedev accepted Putin’s proposal to run for president"
"Medvedev proposed Putin to head the government"
"Putin agreed to head the government"

I don’t know they have an aska here, right?

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №302
 19.12.2007
We are on the highway too late, no cars. We see a man with a lighthouse blinking in front of us, we get closer, the traveller begins to blink with his lighthouse right in our forehead. I thought it was a shit, but I dropped the speed for the case. In fact, they are behind the curve.

c) Dophin

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №301
 19.12.2007
YYY Paška complains that after our skies, he still has a big ass.
Whoever has worked, it hurts.
XXX you would try to cancer ride I would pass on you
It’s just a show me.
XXX is tagged
The spectacle is fun and thrilling at the same time.
You are standing in a line on the elevator.
...and suddenly a matting ass runs on you and the kidnapper kills you with sticks... and behind it the trace of the nails
XXX and the condutrial may be enough from unusual

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №300
 19.12.2007
She is:
I will soon start!

I am :
A full moon? O_O

She is:
Full of...

She is:
and :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №299
 19.12.2007
I walk past the same house four to five times a day. I remember 7 years ago I fell from the balcony on the head of a chewed cocktail. I realized it was a conspiracy and took this place under surveillance. The next two years under the balcony was just undernourished, 5 years ago found bottles of beer, a little later, the volume of these bottles increased to 6 -7, three years ago found a broken two bottle. Congratulations to Chuvak Sen, found the first Gondon!

by Loyso_Pondohva

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №298
 19.12.2007
Yeshua (08:53 PM) :
Are you still swimming?
Demian (08:54 PM) :
Light Athletics
Demian (08:54 PM) :
swimming
Demian (08:54 PM) :
Handpicked
Demian (08:54 PM) :
Skiing
Demian (08:54 PM) :
The reception is? )
Yeshua (08:54 PM) :
Are you studying as a lawyer?
Demian (08:54 PM) :
Yes is))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №297
 19.12.2007
This can only be the case in Rune...
Book "Copyright", download for free

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №296
 19.12.2007
Korku told yesterday...two guys decided to legalize with each other... by blues. One phone is called "connection failure" and another "virus is found"....how they were scared when the phone showed confirmations))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №295
 19.12.2007
A growing number of things are when in the morning you forget to look at new quotes on BASH!

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