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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1114
 22.01.2008
He is: thank you?
He is :!
Sori is not there. :)
She: "Sori is not there..." - it is when you are in love with a girl and you are less than you need to be upset, and she begins to scream at her)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1113
 22.01.2008
I entered a request in Yandex: electric boiler. Well, it was purely for work... This was the third reference.

The heroes found several bodies, one of the bodies as moved, as the eyes strangely freezes and... killed by the electric shield from the run.

In my opinion it is a hit!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №1112
 22.01.2008
V@dik: and remember:
V@dik: the word can kill
Brabu$$$: and the stone is a joke!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1111
 22.01.2008
Girls always need to know what you think.
2 What happened
Yes, yesterday evening we lie down, I rub her chest and touch her nipples with my finger.
She – What do you think?
I take and lick.
The door is broken and needs to be repaired.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1110
 22.01.2008
In the continuation of the story of Ravshan and Jumshuta...
My acquaintance tells me: two people of Tajik nationality enter the office, who did a repair nearby, and ask to rewrite a CD with scratches on a new one, or that something on the drumbox doesn’t work...I put the disk in the computer...I try to apply all the accumulated knowledge and special tools...nothing happens...I get the disk and I see two good scratches cleaned with sling paper)))... apparently before this also applied all the knowledge and special tools accumulated in construction)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1109
 22.01.2008
How will an egg be multiplied?
Phoenix: The Text of Goni
He put his eggs on the table.
Phoenix: It is right.
Phoenix is STOP!
Phoenix: What are you writing about?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1108
 22.01.2008
Innet wipes out boundaries and distances! I am going out on the street, asking a guy in Asskoe if he doesn’t know what the weather is, how to dress. He says it’s about 10. I dress almost like summer, I go out, land like a fox. Feeling of 30 degrees. I walk all the way, and then I remember that he lives at the other end of the country.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1107
 22.01.2008
Do you have a Vietnamese-Russian translator?
2 of course.
I’m afraid to ask, but why does he ask you?
Article about nanoaquariums in Vietnamese written)
2 is clear. And in these nano-aquariums, the nanobarbits probably swim?
No Daphnia Colovratka and Nematodes
Sometimes I just wonder what people can do on the eve of the exam.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1106
 22.01.2008
and Watson:
I need magic like “to make myself work” or, say, “to make a programmer work.”
For one glance at the manuscript "Technical task" imposes on me an autozack "infringement", or even more terrifying "Anunach" and "Dapoch";

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1105
 22.01.2008
Supman
The female orgasm is passive.

Ilmera
And the man is active, comes himself :)

Supman
Yes Yes

Supman
As Santa and the Snowman.

Ilmera

It was ? ? ?

Supman
Usually the grandfather comes and everyone starts calling the snowflake.

Supman
The snow does not last long.

Supman
In life it never happens most of the time.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1104
 22.01.2008
Talk about snowboarding

Ivann
Did they jump from the trampoline?

Crazy NoFear
NOA

Crazy NoFear
Oh... there are such tramps that then you will be gathered for another week.

Ivann
Then I go on board - I destroy the grandmother, somebody rushes away, without a pant. Then I started to catch up, well, fso, I think I was cooler than her, and she turned out to be on the trampoline.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1103
 22.01.2008
From the Victoria Chat

<AHJULI> Question: What should Bill Gates do?
<XXXX> to die
A young man of the twentieth, the correct answer - to die was given in 4,938 seconds.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1102
 21.01.2008
My friend yesterday moved to the lineup, and he got sick that evening... we are going to work, and he is like a blewner.
Colleagues of Aid:
Is it with him?
YA is:
Linus recently installed.
Colleagues of the choir, smiling with everyday smiles:
Of course, the rest of the winds are coming out. :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1101
 21.01.2008
Is the isotope of hydrogen? and Sash?
Darkness: Deuterium, Tritium...
Does your brain hinder you from walking?
I mean, it’s in a different place :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1100
 21.01.2008
Tagged: gm
GERAS: entered in Yandex
Tags: Pregnancy Condoms
Maho and Kaak?
GERAS: No more like me

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1099
 21.01.2008
What kind of flowers did you give me?! to
“Well, it’s nice for you to do it...so that you can smile when you look at them, remember me.
she: I meant "what number", and not "what fucking" :)) just stand well, so I asked.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1098
 21.01.2008
He who invented the piracy and copyright law obviously did not allow the school to write down, and not just in his own house.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1097
 21.01.2008
>xxx: if this quote hits the top of the abyss - February 1st on the red square

It is done, it is your turn!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1096
 21.01.2008
This is interesting, what show on the channel "School" at 2.15 pm in the program "German with pleasure"!?!?! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1095
 21.01.2008
It’s really stressful when you wake up at 11 in the morning and have 48 missed.

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