by Qi Nick:
My grandmother’s girlfriend came.
She looked at me and said I had to fuck.

Shaman ~
Learned what?

by Sem186
I haven’t even read the book once yet.

by Sem186
I read for 10 minutes and fall asleep. Where for an hour.

by Sem186
I slept three times today.

Ooooh, I got into the damn!! Ryu (pactalom) :) writes to me a graduate: "Good morning! Have you accidentally checked my diploma (Dennis)?"
Burr: Well... and I read, I think: Denisko, cricket...
Burr: And I answer him: “Good morning, I’ll check the diploma a little later, but today.”
Bour: And he said to me: "In general, I have the name Denisko."

Is the apple clean?
Drone: Yes
RE: How did you define it?
The drone washed.

Mantius: It would be nothing, but we downloaded Putin’s New Year’s speech from torrents at 8-9 o’clock, put the image on the TV, made it louder (so that the interlocutor in the tube could be heard), called all friends with congratulations (the most surprising thing is that not everyone fell in panic, many called the fighters and said they downloaded the appeal an hour ago). Then they rolled the video over again and each time they raised their glasses, said toasts and drank for the New Year.
Until 12 o’clock the units stood.

Oh fuck the programmer sitting next to me! I know your name, but you love to read, so I write here.
Forget the fucking! Go through a triangular disinfection and throw off all your sweaters naked, if you want, I will give you my old ones.
If you don’t stop smelling within a week, I’ll write a letter to the CEO demanding that you be isolated from people. I ask for milk for harmfulness.

Conan: sister 8 years old. I asked for help "I have a game home2 not installed! Help me!" and help me, fuck me! “Karoche, when she gave me a disc with the game ‘House 2’ I blinked. It was beautifully printed: DOOM III

Advice on Poor Problems:
The question:
I have a cock all day.

The answer:
I see no question.

I killed you! 😉

Dem@n: Calls me now the root:

Will you come to me tomorrow at 5?
And the naphira?
- Yes, there is a muddle one wants to come to fill my mouth, there is a suspicion that he will not be alone.
And because of what?
- Yes, I put a friend of my girlfriend in classmates rating "4" for a photo. She because of this the second day in tears, called my girlfriend, because of which she left me (2 years dating), and her boyfriend because of this now wants to wet me.
by :DDDDD


Give a link to the photo, make a flashmob

Alex is a man. ))) Yesterday, my friend’s brother was somewhat stunned. The face was wiped and the cell phone turned off. So his mints when brought a photorobot to compose, he grit, studying in the artist and painted a portrait of them. Nirvana of Memory. Mint said that with such a portrait to look for a matter of time and only.
Alex: )))))))00000_)00 What is the mobile phone?
Filed to:se850i
Cabel_Warrior private to Lennych: Listen urgently to your friend's home. Then the fuck after your story will really get stuck. By the way, he is guilty. I just needed to call urgently.

The Administration! Make sure that the number of votes in the quotation can only be seen after you vote!

Q: Is it a palindrome? The Blue Pop?
by Janis :?? to
I am Janis and Pop is blue.
Janet is fucking))

When I looked into my room at 3 o’clock at night, my mom least expected to see a photo of a snowflake on a computer monitor opened through photoshop.

Do you know what does the provider really mean due to the lack of Internet? - This is when on the technical support forum on the topic "No Internet" people, because of the lack of attention from the TP to the problem, began to play in the city... And to questions such as "When will it?"" answer: "Do not interfere with playing""...

PS: The story is real. and ;-)

Busted :
Why in my topic about phobias, everyone immediately began to write about the fear of riding in the elevators!

The Prince:
But admit...

The Prince:
Although I will not be well...

Busted :
Let it

The Prince:
Have you ever tried to ride an elevator?

Busted :
No is

The Prince:
What are you?! to

I go, I mean, on the street, a guy approaches me, strong such, in appearance it is immediately visible that now will try to divorce something. It really starts like this:
Is there a phone? Take a moment to call urgently.
I answer that there is no phone. Here he seems to negligently fix the jacket, and I notice the edge of his eye behind the belt a gun... he asks for money. Well, I decided not to risk, I get out of my pocket a 200 hryvnia banknote, sweep him. Here he with a wild cry pulls out of the belt a pistol, which, to my horror, turns out to be an ordinary child’s pistol on plastic bullets, fires the banknote and with the same wild cry runs away in an unknown direction. I remained standing with an untranslatable feeling and a hole of 200 hryvnia banknote in my hands.

Chizh: I have a new glut. :( The monitor does not scratch, rather scratch, but through the ass - only with an open divide.
Today is HIM! :) is it how?
Chizh: I press the button, the widget leaves - the screen turns light. As I tighten the pot back, the screen fades. The Pets. Was the virus caught? (Or is Wendy himself being fooled?
Da Dzi: (thinkingly) the door opened - the light lit up... (Falling out of the chair)
CHIZZ: What are you doing? (I am going to give it tomorrow.
DA Dzi: Yes, you don’t seem to have a computer, but a refrigerator for Win XP. by : )

Did you have a hysteria in the house yesterday?

0: Yes, my sister brought her dog to a holiday, like to watch. A dog eats a lot, a lazy pebble, or maybe just a life-hindered, but rough, beautiful. For two weeks while his sister was in Greece, he taught her dog to respond to the pursuit of "Vista". And my cat suddenly in the middle of the winter felt the arrival of spring...

I can imagine how it all ended :)

0: ended all the heroes than you imagine, means coming sister - the first thing who goes to me, take my favorite cattle, and sees such a picture, her dog sluggishly cutting circles around the room is trying to silence my cat Tux, and behind this picture lively watched four sisadmin-linuxoids who drink beer and encourage the cat with screams "Good should win!", "Linux forev!" and "You just give up!"...

Drone: One virgin less on earth
MaD_$py: Did you kill the coffee?

Really in the days.
I sit copy the info from the accountant’s screw to the other.
The buck runs around and orets.
Everything will be exactly the same!!! to
(Absolutely quiet) Not what you are - a little like
The bed office.and :-)
Then comes the partner sees that everything is crazy and also absolutely serious:
Have you solved the problem with switching off the mouse code?? to
It was a control shot. Work is up. and :-)