Gallor: The child got to the back-space - ferociously washes all the stuff, obviously it has a new game - says
The letter, printing its lines one and a half or two, then washing everything and mashed it with his hand "for now".

JIoMbI4: The Moderator Grows

The culinary forum

A: Girls, need advice - the child has a fever. How to behave? Give up until you want to...

A: Wrap the legs to the neck in a compress, 9% vinegar with warm water on the diaper, garbage bag instead of polyethylene.

C:..pulled with a lamp and potatoes... mm...

I bought my shoes from Solumbia :)))
I now have everything... All of us!! From the hat to the shoes Solumbi-Evsky )))
and FIGASSE! What are the bonuses in set?

Please do not write immediately so that I can do it.
In a deep plate layered foods: roasted carrots with onions.
Yes... Continue →
He... the fish.
See also: AGA
He is... Luke...
See also: AGA
He is... the green peanut.
It is: Next
It is... eggs.
See also: TA-C
Smelt each layer with mayonnaise.
She is shit!

For the new year, we have a full beginner. The problem is that cats start to eat the rain from the tree. And then catch them. As a result, the rain comes out of the poop but not completely, and you cannot pull for it, because you can hurt the cat. We just cut it. Wait until it comes out. So you stumble on the eve of the new year sitting at my mom’s friend. A cat goes into the kitchen with a meter rain from his ass.

Mom’s girlfriend: "Oh, I see you and the cat decorated"(c)

Lord, I am an elephant with a lion. and ;)
Morgan - And I am a dwarf with garlic!
Ego1st - A hobbit with a pin on the nose sitting between you)

YYY: By the way... no one knows how to determine the gender of a chinchilla?
The method is elementary: you take the animal, you squeeze the finger, if it squeezes the eyes and squeezes the tongue, it is a girl.

M: Sysadmin I
Q: Who is he?? to
I don’t have a blonde!!! to
M : r
I even tried to read the opposite.
M: Well, in general, Sisadmin is a word that speaks for itself ;-R
He is a doctor, a mammologist.
M is almost)
The first admission is always free ?
We have a humanitarian clinic.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
M: Now you know who Sisadmin is.
Did you study in honey?? to
M: and that!! to

Then I’ll tear you apart, and fall like a wolf on a poor sheep, and rape you.
I’m not cheap for you, don’t even dream!! to
Oh yeah, so I’ll pay for it ?

At work came out new orders on depreciation and reading... Such a lot of rewards in the amount of 100% for the use of funds not intended for work at the enterprise ("Darth Vader’s Mask"). I read further, explaining this "dark sitha": On the street -30 Celsius, and I have a job for 8 hours on the street... I took my son's mask and put a fur there and also put a valve from the counterweight, practical and warm, and where I knew that last day the Moscow Commission wandered around the enterprise together with Italian investors.

She: Are you sick?
He said: No, I am a crazy man.

I bought it in the store, brought it home. I get a daughter, a two-year-old, with a clever appearance, chews in a bag of meat with a finger:
by Gao-Gao
... and...? Fuck, I hope you are crazy.

It is said that you are sitting on the windscreen, work - do not worry. Dust from the monitor.

I am sitting in the kitchen: on the table a cup of tea and next to the phone with ace.
I smile, I depend.
Did you get in one place and smile?
Mom: the tea is talking about it.)

<Flaffy> I
<Flaffy> not yet a programmer
<Flaffy> I am a girl

YYYY
Three hours and freedom.
XXX is
In the sense?
YYYY
The change is over and I go home.
XXX is
Where are you working?
YYYY
Industrial and manufacturing personnel auxiliary production of the technical control department of the technical control section of the Turkish mine of theological mine management
XXX is
I’m afraid to even ask who...
YYYY
Students of the controller of the processing of ore of the enrichment factory of auxiliary production of the technical control department of the technical control section of the Turkish mine of theological management

Erotics and Pornography
Nifiga I can't understand the difference in this, maybe somebody will enlighten?
When boring, erotic, when disgusting, pornography.

Alexander: crying, this is always the case))
You are in the garden, oh! Go to school faster!
School is blin, to college would go...
College – aaah, fpestou! In the universe!
I want to fuck, I want to work.
Working in the garden, working in the garden...

About the New Year:

...the company gathered at the country... Without ten, twelve on the same country turned off the lights. The fight of the curants they listened to by the loud communication of the mobile, raising glasses under the bold presidential speech from the tube about the powerful energy resources of our great country.

(c) les_avaleuses

In the trolleybus sits the browned grandfather:
I can help you, I am a magician of the order of the 3rd degree.
I'm going to get 35 lbs and I'll help you.