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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №874
 12.01.2008
<wayne> you didn’t go with us then?
<gear1> Yes, I’ve got my ears.
<wayne> instead of the head?)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №873
 12.01.2008
If you tie four cats, one on the hand and one on the foot, and on the ass of the deer, with the back out, then you can pitch the trees and cut the deer with the deer, trying to stop the deer with a pitch on the trees.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №872
 11.01.2008
DDD: and the dead kamikaze in new lives become taxi drivers and road drivers.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №871
 11.01.2008
Recently, the cor was on the list of philosophy:
Full audience, everyone is sitting. Here two guys from the last party get up, run through the passage between the parties and run past the hall just crash into the wall...
And the Prep (he was a buoy) so calmly raised his head and said, "What guys, the topic is difficult, yes?"
I was crying.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №870
 11.01.2008
Maasha (15:48:30 9/01/2008)
One person can use 92 bombs. You will not tell?
carlos (15:49:03 9/01/2008)
School of Chess?

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №869
 11.01.2008
<Pole> mla... crossword
<Hex> what is the brain missing?))
<Pole> here’s who is "The Crying Unclean"?
<True_Joe_Cristo> Amateurs?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №868
 11.01.2008
Fuck, weakness, to me it was that the entrance door was knocked by the teens painted and demanded candy.
and I was just at this time trying to smoke without a fire in the corridor, and the throat hurts shorter, I really tell them with a terrible voice " satan, you?" they apparently did not understand from the first time but were afraid clearly and say so thinly, like the colada collada, open the gate, which I do to them " the gates of hell are always open to you, my children"... fuck quickly)))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №867
 11.01.2008
by 111
When are your exams?

by 222
First 14 Last 25

by 111
Do you rest until what time?

by 222
Until the next session

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №866
 11.01.2008
I went to the pharmacy and bought a sexbarrier.
You have a boyfriend.)
Koshka is a cat medicine!!! to
Koshka is an idiot!! to
HM: And who are you?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №865
 11.01.2008
Friends bought for the child several CDs from the series "Story Therapy" (children’s fairy tales, songs). Here is the content of one of them:
............
5 is Clover, a romance, a dude.
6 is A song about grass.
7 is A song about grass.
8 is A song about grass.
9 is A song about grass.
The violet cat.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №864
 11.01.2008
>bought a BMW Z4 and a hole in the buffer is not for fixing the number, no one knows how to fix without drilling the buffer?
>Called
> Scotland
> bilateral
> to shrink
> can be swallowed

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №863
 11.01.2008
I only noticed that the older the course, the less info on subjects in Wikipedia? OOO

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №862
 11.01.2008
<xxx> What is it? The determined components of the phase distribution can be represented in the form of a series of Fourier.
xxx is crying and learns to knit

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №861
 11.01.2008
somehow
Hello to Anna. In the air automatic Gothic robot-transformer automotive lubricant automotive respondent GummiBee Fourth. Your thighs are burned. The program performed an unacceptable shame and will be transferred to the maculature.

Anko
Do you want a mandarine?

somehow
port 5532. enter the volume of the mandarin and your biometric data by rubbing the mouse app on the right side

Anko
Trembling on a mouse with a loud whirling

Anko
The bite of a mandarine is zero whole chicks of the tenth bite of a cat’s eye when he looks at me whirling.

somehow
Your data is sent to an intergalactic server to decrypt and confirm that you are not a bot.

Anko
Burgers are fucking

Anko
* 5 years ago *

Anko
Recall the request, the mandarin is rotten

somehow
Anko has performed an unacceptable operation to register herself in the New Bite Register of Finland and will be placed in fairy tales. End of communication.

Anko
Is it you that puts me back to sleep? Or is it chop?

somehow
They both swallow with their hands and shops, and grabbers and thorns, and call upon you, young cochumba, to peace!! to

Anko
Give to you

Anko
Infernal hysterical choking with choking

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №860
 11.01.2008
Do you see me in the ash?
2: How is it?
What color is the flower? Green or Red?
So, you are busy! ? How many times have I told you that I am a Dalton!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №859
 11.01.2008
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck is foolish
She’s not a shit, but a good fairy)))
She: I am being taught to argue with mom here)))
She: invented a substitute word)))
She: Join me ))
Go on, good fairy

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №858
 11.01.2008
Conversation on the English server in the game

United (Trackmania United)
<sam> I have 10 megabit internet connection
<sam> my provider has problems today :(
<[sys] aLiGaR> 10 megabits... ohrenet :D
<sam> Ohrenet? Is it your provider?
<[sys] aLiGaR> No xDDD

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №857
 11.01.2008
Christians
Do you know what kind of salad you will make?

Oxwell
Samurai salad

Christians
Ogo

Oxwell
The simplest recipe.

Christians
That there?

Oxwell
You take daicatan, and all you see is a salad.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №856
 11.01.2008
xxx (03:39:52 9/01/2008)
by Fuck! Ura!


yyy (03:40:03 9/01/2008)
and DORF! What is?


xxx (03:40:17 9/01/2008)
Olivia Doyle finally ?

yyy (03:41:04 9/01/2008)
)))))))) and Hyacinth

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №855
 11.01.2008
Today I felt like an archaeologist.Discovered in the far corner of the ZX SPECTRUM warehouse with the instructions:
Our processor is built on a high-speed 8-bit Z80 processor from the firm ZILOG with a tact frequency of 3.5 MHz.
Those. The data:
Capacity of 46 KB
Capacity 16Kbps
The Flowers 16
Capacity of magnetophone cassette 1 MB (MK-90)
The recording speed is 180 bytes/sec.
Screen format 256*192 points
Today’s youth can’t imagine this even in the worst of dreams.

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