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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №294
 19.12.2007
Just in CS apparently some Vanya decided to take a nick... nothing better than Ivantus he didn’t come up with... iVantus fucking, a new word from Apple, iPod and iPhone in the past...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №293
 19.12.2007
Burritos > clan: I sit, I do a classroom, note on my knees, in glasses, with a smart look, all things. A father enters the room, a silent scene of 20 seconds, goes out after a minute, returns with a cell phone, takes a picture of me and laughs.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №292
 19.12.2007
Xenix: And it seems that both men and women clean up in the apartment equally, but it is only worth opening the closet.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №291
 19.12.2007
I go home late in the evening, next to the store there are two drinking men with beer, and this dialogue:
Don’t go to me, go to me, we’ll shoot the girls!! to
Lana Pooh, go on
Then I cancelled a taxi.
* 1 calls on the cell:
“Let’s go off, we didn’t order a taxi!”! to
and puts the phone... o_0

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №290
 19.12.2007
He: Maybe we’ll go out and eat.
She : No
I am on a diet.
She: I do not eat
I do not drink
She: I do not suck in this body.
He: I too... = (

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №289
 19.12.2007
VeZuk: Many elements of Xi are potentially dangerous, and the consequences of misuse of these elements are often unpredictable. Kernighan says, “Cy is a tool sharp like a shaver: it can be used to create both an elegant program and a bloody mesh.”
SARS: Quake Tom example ))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №288
 19.12.2007
Flashback
You are a child, you are a child. ?

DoS
In front of the monotonous

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №277
 19.12.2007
Conscience: I am fucking English!
Russians, you also get rid of it.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №276
 19.12.2007
I went on a winter fishing trip with a friend. 50 km from the city of Murmansk. The melt is such, neither x** can be seen and about -15 freezes. After seeing it, I had to stop to recover. To the meeting was a penny car without a front glass, in which was sitting snowy man in glasses for a buran.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №275
 19.12.2007
<Shultc> Do you like it? I love to drive a wheelchair! 4) is

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №274
 19.12.2007
Printing is outside. We are sending the EPS file version 8... work urgent...

What did you send us? We have written to you that we are only accepting in Corel!! to
What is this to open?
This is the Adobe Illustrator file format. Especially for imports to Corel.
In 20 minutes...
We are not opening!! It opens it not in a vector but in a picture!!! We have written that we only accept layouts in vector format!
(Studio): And you do not move the file through the "file/open" command to the corEL, and through the "file/import".
Young man, I have more than 12 years of experience working with computers, no need to teach me!!! to
The argument: The argument. Sending the Coral format.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №273
 19.12.2007
and Lady Susan:
That is not all! Yesterday he ended up in my mouth, went to the bath, and told me, “Now sit down and digest the information!and "

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №272
 19.12.2007
My friend, Sanka, his parents put the second door. He comes home smoked in wood, opens the door... and sees a white wall. One half of them said, “What do I do?” The other is to break! Maybe it’s not my door? Broke up, broke up! He walks a few meters and moves. At this time, the father hears the sound from outside and opens up to look. After opening, he gets in his chest with his shoe 45th from the run... 20 minutes he was taught to walk again.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №271
 19.12.2007
Updates in Vista:

IMP
It appears that as soon as I click on the "download" - the Hindu has a alarm and he begins to write in real time.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №270
 19.12.2007
The schedule for the session is such-
Philosophy (I Can Win)
Physics (Bring It On)
Mechanics (Hurt Me Planty)
Tagged with (Hardcore)
Technical Thermodynamics (NIGHTMARE!)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №269
 19.12.2007
Wild_White_Wolf: in Djagilev toilet 30 p.
Beautiful Stranger: The Fucks Have to Go
Beautiful Stranger: The Opera Garderob
Beautiful Stranger: Fucking
Beautiful Stranger: it can be sucked three times in Djagilev
Beautiful Stranger: and still on the layer

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №268
 19.12.2007
I directed the scientific article by Ward and didn’t notice when he changed my "ejection" to "erection".
From the phrase "and now compare the coefficients of erection with the stable and unstable positions of the system" lies the entire edition.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №267
 19.12.2007
The question of the week: Will the portrait of Medvedev hang in Putin’s office?

[ + 170 - ] Comment quote №266
 19.12.2007
Kirsov Sergey, icq(aska number) 310309787, e-mail(soap, e-mail) sergnet@1nsk.ru. Do not hide!! Give me this shit, photocopy!! I know you’re reading BOR, if you don’t answer me, fuck, I hope good people will plug this post to the top of the abyss and spammers’ search robots will put you into their blade base. Good luck Gonzo!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №265
 19.12.2007
Only Masters Tetris are comfortable in the Moscow metro.

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