On the way home at 4 in the morning, I was met by three cops. When I realized that the world could not be separated, I grabbed each of the traumatic pistols and while they were rolling, specifically jumped on their ribs and eggs, and then raised their teeth. If you think I am a fool and not worthy of living, press a minus. You think I did the right thing, plus.

YYY: I have jeans on my ass "sensor"
YYY: the expression "I feel with a jail" has a very complete meaning...

In a couple, a friend told that he on his site is constantly commented by a user under the nickname Admin - he changed his name to Guest, to which the user left the following comment:
admin
Do not correct my name anymore. I am called so. I am from Kazakhstan!! to

Now you can still hear the surprise if someone strikes the key with ten fingers looking at the monic...
But soon they will be cheerful to the one who will write clearly with a pencil.

<Ilia> I just think the guitar is better than self-taught or as...
<Billie> I want a female guitar
<Lily> O_o
<Billie> self-taught
<Billie> is

1 to Hello!
2: I can’t talk
1 Why?
My mom is roaring...
1: For what?
2: for the fact that I have almost all the plates, tablespoons, rolls and bows in my room)))))

Men are ruined by babies, power and money. Without them, they are killed.

The vodka.

by konde13

Dialogue about animals.

I went to a dating site. Everything moved me, at the beginning, to

The tough questionnaires. And here’s just the questionnaire popping up – "I’m looking for interlocutors.

The exchange of experiences of sex with animals", wrote one girl. To be such

I missed the questionnaire....I write to her: "My neighbors have a very

A cute donkey. Do you want me to meet you?" Answer

The eagle. - "Then it will be easier for us to get to know", and all in that spirit.

I see her on the website, I write: "Today I slept with chicken". She is "no-ka,

and the" I - "Chicken-it was her name." In general, I got her a whole

A month later, I get a letter, I see that her profile has been deleted. She

It was "Uv. Mikhail writes fame teacher of Kaliningrad

University Department of Psychology, I posted this questionnaire to know,

How badly the world fell. I thought that by posting such a text I’t get any.

One message, but I was wrong. If you knew what I

letters with details and photos, all this will serve as material

for my scientific work, and had it not been for our correspondence with us, everything would have been

In black tones for me. Thank you for your sense of humor."

As you say, friendship correspondence.

A bad wife’s husband buys vodka.

There are good liquor plants.

Quarantine ‎ (1:22):
by Zeka! Do you want to talk about high?

Oxlamon ‎ (1:22):
What fucking?

Question ‎ (1:23):
all fucking

Is it your girlfriend? O_O
Fuck you understand...

Electrician at work:
I smoke and he cries:
Remember Lecha, one smoked cigarette is one thrown orange.
Smoking was over.

ANELE > Matrasoff: and I go to Peter in October for training "Negotiation Skills"
Matrasoff > ANELE: teachers Molotov and Ribbentrop

Mad: Guys, no one wants to create a group of people with disabilities? I’m a guitarist, and many normal musicians just suck! Give them the heat!! to
Murdoc: Let's) My defects - I'm a bassist, a pedicure and a hand doesn't spread))
Stillen: I can offer a great vocal in the language of the deaf!! Fingers work at a speed of 300 words per second.
Hoboken: and my hands grow out of my ass, but I play on the lip harmonic - you hang)

<Zlock_AoW>: All right, Critique, for the time being! I have no time.
<Christinochka>: I understand that I am not a fool on the net, but I have not been called such a fool yet!

My friend is Goth. With photoshop "on you" for about 5 years. Accordingly, almost all of his photographs are black and white, dark but creative.
He is contacted by a complete (in both respects) blonde, whose published photos are taken on a cheap phone.

Young man, you really think your photo is beautiful, it makes me feel good.

mutually

Walking from the subway, passing by two men talking peacefully, I hear the phrase: "Because logic is logic, and strikes with the legs are strikes with the legs."

The xxx:

A friend said:
I go home in the garage, here two guys go out... There was a dialogue:
Give me a couple on the trip!
No, there is no money...
Give me a hundred...
There is no money, I say.
Here they get the teasco from the floor of my hand... I think everyone... came... And here the guy with the teasco gives:
Take the three, completely new!
I got off and got off. ? ? ?

YYYY :

I had to buy it, and immediately: "Nuko chase my thirty")))))))

Sisteroot: a new word "smiling" has been invented.
It’s not annoying, and I understand.)

Interesting observation: if you press +, then the text appears in the slides.