He was a little drunk, met in the ash with a girl, after exchanging photos decided to make her a compliment:
I would fuck you...
The Silence *
She: I would give you.
I go to her on Saturday ;)

Gates dropped his lawyer course at 3 when Microsoft began demanding a lot of attention. And here we have the richest man in the world. Taxes, charity, the pride of the nation.

In Russia, he would be taken into the army.

The red hat.

and greengluk:
I am tired of living in a state where the most calories come into the body under the form of alcohol.

<shyrshyn> I sit at your house, in your coat, I watch your TV and I eat your sandwiches while drinking your coffee
<shyrshyn> listen even and don't dare now that I'm not your grandmother ))

Shiripacha T: At first it was boring, and then Santa began to light the tree. And with such Shakespeare’s pathos, he cried out: “Don’t deceive me, magical asshole! that there are no living adults in the hall...

Do you know what motorcycle is?
YYY: I know, like when you overwrite something, the brain develops.
YYY: We had a competition in the camp on motorcycle: take a taburet, put n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n.
X: How did you pull the knots out of the ass?

Paul_Stripe: I go to the subway in the morning.as always people-dark.there the guy from behind asks "You go out next?",I gru "Yes",and here,when in principle the dialogue should be finished because everyone understood everything,the guy gives out:
"I will cover you..."

I: Did your boyfriend know where you got Rafaello from?
She: I found out
I have a blue colour, please.

1: Is the KVD a chaot of the type of KAVĚNA?
2 of AGA. Club of Lovers and Trusted.

Noname: On Thursday evening, the mass media was pleased to tell in all the details about how the Hummer SUV was stolen from an honest hoistman working in the GIBDD of the Moscow region. However, a day later, the press service of the sub-Moscow GIBDD unexpectedly stated that neither of their subordinates Hummer was stolen.

Noname: Haishnik declares: "Hummer is not mine, I just posted the ad!"

Dear people of Odin!
Boobs are people too. They also want to play games at work and read bor, and they also, unlike the Azcan odmin, most often have families. And the unfortunate bugs are very suffering from the failure of the servant in the annual report, the leakage of documents to the printer in another part of the world, and from the fact that at 21.00 in the office there is no one either drunk or sober.
And we also now have a shredder, it is black smooth and fun, but very often we forget to feed it, so ready to give it to careful Odin hands.

A friend of mine served in the navy. They got very much tea. So they (servants, not teaque) took the carbide, dried it with bread and threw it up. These pterodactles ate them in the summer. Then somewhere behind the dunes exploded.

Kashtanka
Did you never want to get married?

Old Pepper
I wanted once

Old Pepper
But then the older guys told me that it was possible to fuck without getting married - and I wasted.

He: Let’s do it...
I have a headache, I don’t want to.
He: Well, so don’t get in your head.
and :)

yyy (12:44:31 12/12/2007)
For lunch, meat with ananas and baked potatoes, snack salad and compot - it is good to eat!

xxx (12:45:08 12/12/2007)
Oh well not bad. I am just eating tea here.

yyy (12:45:20 12/12/2007)
Excuse me

by L0k! (17:59:39 10/12/2007)
Do you use a virtual machine?

Ower (18:00:55 10/12/2007)
uhu...I have a virtual merine 600-th..when I am very longing I sit in it and go where the eyes look))

Fuck, it was necessary to know how to say "I would fuck her!"" When the boss showed pictures of his older daughter at the resort...

You are not the only one that is so clever :(

P.S. Yesterday my friend gave me a...

If Rasputin's machine removes everything that is unnecessary, it will be the world's first singing pelmen!

Whose idea was the button? To end the abyss? I can't go out for a few hours (

Alisa
Kill me like a shit.

Alisa
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Nemesis
Dear Catherine, you should not express your feelings in such words, it does not paint you.

Alisa
Dear Dmitry, could you have sex with me like a female dog?