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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №2034
 27.02.2008
MiMi (23:32:19): Dear, let’s go to me sooner, I’m tired of waiting.
Lil(23:33:02): Luckily, baby, still exactly a minute, card diography.
MiMi(23:33:22): exactly a minute, right?
Lil(23:33:30): Yes
MiMi(23:34:05): How do I know exactly a minute?
LiL(23:34:12): count to 100
MiMi(23:34:16): OK
MiMi(23:36:19): all, a minute has passed!! I have counted!! to
Lil(23:36:30): ))))) I just love you!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2033
 27.02.2008
- Local Competence Center, good morning
You don’t want to consult me on Excel.
- Actually we are dealing with support for Oracle EBS users, but let's try to help
I don’t get cleaned up in the ward.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №2032
 27.02.2008
Do you hear what they open up?
YYY: FIG him... and what format is there?
Tagged: mrz
What is MP3?
by 0_o
by Tolik Akstis
Or to smell.
Fuck me, fuck me.
XHH: Switch the layout
WOW: fuck him lazy to switch and I barely lost a friend

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №2031
 27.02.2008
- And you know, the density of 75 is little for the roof, can you clarify?
They say the density is small for the roof, explain?
Let them go, they want to hide you, they want to go far away!! to
Have you heard it?
Yes (with the intonation of a man who has just shaken his worldview)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №2030
 27.02.2008
Fox
Translated by Bear
Ifr1t
Daphne of Karooff)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №2029
 27.02.2008
A real gamer, raising a hoodie in the hoodie says: "Maximum armor".)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №2028
 27.02.2008
God, I ask you to make it visible to most of the people living on the tower!

I live in Simferopol, the capital of Crimea. If this message will be read by any provider, then God help him to carry out a normal inet on street. Zhukov, people will be grateful to you, and put a candle every month, climbing to the loft to the candle.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №2027
 27.02.2008
Lamenting about the past, longing for the future.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №2026
 27.02.2008
The Rabbit.



The taxi driver was speechless.

To bring home? Don’t be surprised, I’ve already driven you once, I remember.

You are selling toys, right? A good deal! There are lots of toys now.

They are beautiful and they walk and talk.

Let me tell you about a toy.



Alisha, my cousin, was five years old. And he with

The courtyard brought the boys to him for his birthday. The times were simple.

One of them immediately went to visit, and one ran home for a gift.

Choose from your toys.

I brought a rabbit.

The brother, as he saw him - the rabbit of this - hugged, pressed to himself, and all night.

I did not break up with him. Other gifts looked, and all, and the rabbit is not.

released from his hand.

And then this rabbit was his favorite toy.

His mother once said to him:

- You have machines and soldiers, why did you get stuck in this rabbit?

My brother agreed with her.

He gathered machines and other toys in a clutch, took them out and distributed them.

The guys. One of the rabbits left.



When he grew up, he didn’t play with him anymore. Other interests

They appeared. And the rabbit was owned by his younger sister, Irinka.



We grew up and the rabbit got old.

One day my aunt was in a warehouse. I took a bag of clay.

And Irina, returning home from the school, walked past the washing machine and saw,

The rabbit is looking at her.

She brought it home, washed it, dried it, and took it to her room.

Mother’s scandal struck: “Could it have been so with him!”



A few more years passed.

I come to visit them with my two-year-old daughter.

Well I understand, right?

She’s five, and she’s not separating from him.

Here, say, a doll will be given to her, a day or two will play, and then in the doll.

The rabbit is beautiful.

I thought - to scatter it on the seams, to remove the stitches and a new one.

did not stand.

It will no longer be him.

In fact, we are gradually covering it with a new plush.

Xenia explained that he would grow a new hair. Toughened already

and covered.

And then - little that the plush wiped out, the fabric began to wipe out.

After all, his brother was gifted twenty years ago, and he was no longer a new one.



And, you know what’s interesting – here she comes with him to the garden, or on the street.

Going out to the boys, they all throw their toys, and pull this rabbit.

Hold or at least touch.

An unanimated object means that he has no soul. But there is something,

In it, what do you think?



I recorded the phone number of that taxi driver, and, a few days later,

I came to see that rabbit.

Xusha reluctantly stretched him to me and jealously watched how I watched him.

I looked at.

Ordinary toy of Soviet times.

On his legs were stretched dolls, and on his ears tied.

A beautiful pink cloth.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2025
 27.02.2008
The Central Election Commission will not allow voters to falsify the results of the elections.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №2024
 27.02.2008
It is a pity that there is no button "remove from the selected" on the TV. I would like to write off Putin and Medvedev’s blogs.
© in some of the diary.ru diaries

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2023
 27.02.2008
drunk: yesterday in the dekanate secretary fucking.. she came yesterday with a new hairstyle (like a fountain... well, shorter up the rubber was not done..) and speaks to the deputy dekan of the type - See Yuri Vladimirovich what a new hairstyle I have yesterday is beautiful. Does she hate you? (Type on youth hinted) and I was like standing next to and speaking type - spit and like an ananas you will be... the deputy dean almost laughed with laughter... praise now at the deputy dean begging....

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №2022
 27.02.2008
The case was 7 years ago. We were younger then. And here, the older boys (healthy uncles) once again with wild cries, gooths and slander, a crowd of people in seven escape from some guard (an ancient old man) of some building. He slowly runs after them, they have already stumbled. And suddenly, one of these healthy cockroaches turns around and screams: “Listen, grandfather, catch up – you’ll get it!”and "

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №2021
 26.02.2008
Valerian
Should I?
Dreher
Make a soap.
Valerian
JUSTEMOMEND
Dreher
by Justinberlake
Valerian
Just-Intimate Berleyk
Valerian
all hunted
Dreher
Just intim, beer, lake
Dreher (11:35:55 22/02/2008)
and :-)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №2020
 26.02.2008
I go into the camp, I say "Give Orbit a delicious snack". The saleswoman begins to dig, excavates the entire window and with such an apologizing look of a tasty net.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2019
 26.02.2008
Kaza4ok: when you quit smoking, the first week of electricity... and then you start again

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №2018
 26.02.2008
He: Wait a moment, I have some hurt in my pants.
She is: O_o!!!!))))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №2017
 26.02.2008
Change of status: I read books
Devil: and you read the book as you are sitting on the couch, throwing your legs on it, as if you were under the pop.. covered with a pledge.. and next to a small book table is a cup of hard-cooked tea and it is steam? ))))))))))))
VOROBEJ: No, the transcendent cries, I brew beer in a mixture with the whisker, on the television porn, and the book I can't find something shit.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №2016
 26.02.2008
Something in her nick isn’t very positive.
Death is no-no.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2015
 26.02.2008
Demono..: Question: what color is the deceased chameleon, is the color of the chameleon dying of hunger and killed by air? does it change the color in the dream? if not, what color is it in the dream? Ramires: Oh, I don’t have a concept of demono... Fuck, if I don’t know, Chameleon will die. Ramires: Aah... yeah... why? oh demon... because it’s very curious.

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