I'm going in the tram, it's going to be some kind of disruption, the pressure is terrible...he's okay for not holding up and falls on me, because I'm standing next to me, at any push the tram..and I had to blatantly say: young man, take up for anything...well he's not thinking for a long time with a smile takes me for my ass 8-D
I go with my girlfriend in the subway. Lezu in the pocket jeans behind the mobile phone, wanted to appreciate her new ringtone, which put on her calls. And absolutely without a back-thinking phrase - "Do you want me to show you what I am worth you?"
With a scream – "Don’t!" she was bent with a hook. ^ ^ ^
Announcement in the community "I will give a gift":
I give the aggressive gurami suca pearl with black spots on the sides, an adult, 15 centimeters - eaten all the plants, small swordsmen and jokes in general with all - I give to re-education / experiences / drying to beer / feeding piranhas / other...
Tag: tell me! How about the exam?
Synthesis: 4
See also: Acueno! The gentleman!
Synthesis: Thousands
See also: rubles
Sintez = ((((
On the website of the programmers saw the inscription: on the website is now a person. Pleased
Prefecture in Economics:
When you write the spores, you will at least understand what the letter means, and then you will look in the sphere like a lamb in the calendar!
<Daymarus> The lecturer today came cold: coughing, sneezing, coughing something
<Daymarus> I’m sitting there, and I can’t disassemble. Anton wrote something. I looked at it in the record, I want to rewrite it.
<Daymarus> And he has there in large letters "Arrgh, apchhi, khe, khe, oh, khe, khe-khe-khe, blas"
It is right to circumvent it on the left.
Told by KYŠ</PRE>
It was in Rostov.
History of a Dog
There is always a lack of money and love. Nature has caught the dog. her
The body produces love. The hair absorbs your trouble.
Agree, no woman will meet you like a dog! Exported
Three minutes of garbage. The dog welcomes you like you are after an amnesty.
Seeds of altar.
Twenty years ago, on Levberdon, right behind the Voroshilov Bridge,
In the cozy pension of the sanatorium type "The Quiet Don" served as a guard and
Compatibility with the courtyard, always subdued old uncle
by Grisha. He lived there, on the territory of the palace in a small unspoiled house.
Camorra, along with its inseparable barbos.
One evening, drinking in a circle of employees, asking about the breed of the dog
Uncle Grish inspired that he bought a dog from a circus.
Acrobat for the red (while the comrades, knowing his scorn,
with a smile looked around), and that the circus man struck the puppy from the famous
Trainer of rare dogs. "Races of cocktail terrier! andquot; –
Driving a sanitary. Uncle Grish, not paying attention to the offensive
The replica, continued to float that the puppy's father was a dog champion
The Olympic Games. "On the production of bullet mosquitoes", – again did not hold up
The channel compiler.
It was visible to the naked eye that the beetle happened, like most of them.
The result is uncontrolled selection of dogs.
There are many different types of trees, and they inherit such wonderful properties as:
wisdom, loyalty and malice. In terms of intelligence, they are not
Differentiated very well.
Barbos was small, with a disgusting character and chestnut lace.
wool, in which found shelter of small bloodthirsty impurity,
Why was he constantly itching, as, however, his master, since they slept?
They are together on a tight hospital couch.
Uncle Grisha baptized his pets by the Pyjonian nickname Rex. In the protected
The dog was very self-confident and self-confident. The owner he
He worshiped, laughed overwhelmingly at the encounter and, jumping, joyfully licked Grisha in the
His nose, while condemning his dog’s tenderness. The director was afraid,
The staff was treated with politeness, resting.
Ignored and despised. If he was crawling, he heard the tone, rather.
for order, as for temporary residents, but sensitively distinguished them from
Those with whom he was brave.
The guard, using Rex's innate hunting instinct, brought him to the
Their fishing was very profitable, and they went around early in the morning.
entrusted to them territory of the penitentiary and coastal grotto in the city
The beach. The dog ran ahead, carefully smelling the tall grass and
the bushes, and his master with the poisonous "Priboim" in his teeth, sowed traces of
with a large cat. Periodically, Rex found the prey and, joyfully
With a loud tail, he cried loudly. Within an hour, entrepreneurs
The hunters returned with a bag full of empty bottles.
It was converted into cheap local production.
Rex was a desperate hangover and left his guard post only twice in his life.
A year of dog weddings. Returning to the c
with the blades of the wool and, judging by the onish and fresh wounds,
He had something to remember. After such an event with
dramatic consequences when in the eyes of a collective lover
He was brutally crushed by a huge and ugly cabbage, a great bastard and
Loving to hurt someone. Rex long licked his wounds and forever.
He pledged to participate in group sex orgies. He brought himself
A young chollen fucks, seamlessly tied by a chain to a luxurious booth.
She lived on the opposite side of the pension in a small house.
In the village, and a loving cow with risk for life twice a year crossed.
The roadside of Rostov-Bataisk.
He was neither the first nor the last to risk his life in order to meet his beloved. by V
critical days at the green fence of the charming king gathered the best
members of the district, representatives of all dog blood groups, starting from
Intelligent Royal Puddle, Mother of the Caucasian Shepherd
nationality and ending with a shelled seam of unclear origin.
They stumbled down in the herd and waited hopelessly for the encounter with the
Wishes and desires, looking at them, looking at them.
The sexual dissatisfaction.
Rex was not in a hurry, walking along the fence, behind which he
The chain of the bride. In the eyes of surprising competitors
In a business-like way, he pushed his foot away by one of his badly known
fixed board in the fence and gracefully swept into a narrow gap, waving
The competitors said goodbye to the furry tail, after which the board took its
The initial position. A few unsuccessful brides.
I tried to repeat this trick, but without success.
Gabbars are not.
And the wise Rex, filled with love comforts, in the same way.
He left his beloved prison. Judging by a wretched smile, date.
was to glory. He turned away with a disgraceful gaze from those who were deceived.
The cobblestone touched his back leg and generously folded the fence. and after,
sweetly swallowed, waving a thin back, with dignity departed like a thunderstorm
clouds across the horizon, once again crossing the insidious route.
To the astonishment of the owners of the sock, naively believing that the chain is reliable.
contraceptive, she had a party in due time
The castan dogs.
All this was told to me by the staff when I arrived there.
The dentist.
My office was located in the water clinic room next to the courtyard,
Where Uncle Grish lived with his dog. One day I tried to make a
Rex had a trusting relationship and even offered him an appetizing piece.
sausages, but he scattered scratchfully and did not even deserve me to swallow.
I could not tolerate family.
But one evening, when I had finished the reception and headed out,
The road was blocked by Rex, he was sitting next to my office and was desperate.
Shake your mouth. Usually he did not enter the apartment. sanitary
I tried to drive him out, but he did not leave and continued to stumble hard.
Fisting in the mouth. I bowed and saw that a sharp spark came from his palm.
A piece of bone. With fear I stretched out my hand, the dog has no aggression.
demonstrated it. Then I suddenly pulled out a bone from the dog’s right hand.
The fragment. Rex left the room immediately.
The next day, a sensation awaited me at work. The entire pension
Discussed a fantastic event: after my simple manipulation
A nurse found a bottle of vermut near the door of the dental cabinet. know
his skills in bottle fishing, no one doubted that Rex Sper
Vermouth has his master, especially since he preferred this one.
A cheap mark of wine, and thanked the doctor for the service of the ordinary
in a human way.
This legend has long walked in the walls of our institution and grown.
with new details. Until the bottle was dissolved.
Rex on the brush. The truth was revealed to me by Uncle Grish after the dog
Still, he fell the victim of his unrestricted passion - fell under the car.
On a similar occasion, Guberman wrote about his dog a high epitaph:
Goodbye Thomas, you have fallen beautifully.
and eternal darkness,
Happy and Dangerous
Pulling the back of a stranger.
And accepted death, obedient to fate,
And the lady, the sweetness of cabbages,
She walked away indifferently.
The cause of your death.
Having buried the faithful Rex, remembering him as appropriate, an orphaned courtier
He told me the true story of that mysterious incident. He went from
a store with an unlucky vermut, and meet the director of the pension.
Uncle Grish stumbled into the procedure room and hid the bottle behind the trash cart
near the dentist’s office. The director sent him to clean the falling ones.
the leaves, and at this time the water therapist closed. The morning sanitary.
Having found a half-liter, she sprinkled her own house.
version of the grateful four-legged: say, not that some people...
by a) Leonid
Discussion: http://gb.anekdot.ru/gb/362299.html</PRE>
An old professor is crawling in the street. 7 suddenly stopped.
The BMW, from where the rattled man comes out and cries: Professor, dear, you are
Do you remember me? I was your assistant at the department until I left.
The Prof. I am currently head of a scientific committee in the Duma. Go to the office,
Drink the cup.
The professor goes on. Maybach is stopped. The road leaves
The aunt cries, “Professor, dear, do you remember me?” I was yours.
She was a graduate student at the department until she married our mayor. Now here
Collections in Europe. Here is a visit card, come to my house.
The Azure coast, we go to the casino, we drink vince.
The pleased professor blows down the street further. Rolls-Royce is stopped.
The man comes out and shouts, “Professor, dear, you’re me.
Remember, I was an assistant professor at your department until I started trading oil.
Come to me at Rubleva, we will eat a snack, we will cook a cognac.
Finally, the professor grabs to his house and, passing by the wash,
He hears from a kind of shameless type, crawling in the boxes: Professor,
How about health, how about work?
Professor – How is it? Did you work in my department too?
Bohm offended - Why it worked, I am teaching there now!
Told by Lust</PRE>
Recently I saw the inscription on the multi-coloured gates: “CARE, DECORED IN BLUE.” Milla thought for a long time... very long.
Fr1Dom (12:05:39 16/09/2008)
I have thought
GOR (12:05:52 16/09/2008)
How did you do it? O_O
Flip : Who? by :
by Fuck! My mother found a bug in me - today I woke up for 20 minutes in all sorts of ways, but I found a single but true bug!
She said, “You’ve gotten a bumper!!!” Oh how I jumped up to the window...
by Fuck! Today is a strange day...
At first, the cleaner came to quarrel, like go see what’s going on in the bathroom. I come and look and I just say:
There is a piece of paper on which is written "Dear employees! Please do not throw toilet paper and personal hygiene products into the toilet (the mark is assigned at the bottom and the painting), and the toilet itself is filled with toilet paper and at the top is still early.
Then we went to our dining room. So sadly I eat and suddenly the trucks, 6 people, fly, and everything is friendly like this: "ORX ORX ORX ORX" and past the table they run, take the plates with the cracker and on the other side past my table "Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat";;
Something wrong is happening in our world.
Interview with Kolya Valuev:
I like to joke with my friends sometimes. In fact, I am a fun person. Many people think it’s crazy."
dub: I always thought Kolya Valuev was a fun man!!!))
Dub: I’m even afraid to imagine how he likes to joke with his friends.
Art: Cole jokes only once.
I’m looking for new friends.)
The xxx:
Imagine that Casper has wiped out :)
Yesterday he stumbled on a file driver.
There is a virus. The Trojan Taram.
Well, I have a file especially unnecessary, I say indifferently - say prison saji
Casper is out.
confused so
I'm talking on the leisure a little jail checked - well healthy file, maybe let go?))
YYYY :
with whom it does not happen.)
The xxx:
Rooffle: He barely drowned
The xxx:
Could he have noticed and recovered? and :)
Treatment of claustrophobia.
YYYY :
Tagged with: rofl
girlfriend and boyfriend (4 years)
She: Sasha, I want sex
He: What does it have to do with me?
From the ASCII.
Shust: This is another topic...)
Shust: These are the nice guys... guys you want me to show you a special, Slavic hostility?))
Reidel: YY=))) In my mouth the lips! That’s Daniel Blaine!
Emm, where are you going from?
Reidel: From the new fair) you don’t know her, she’s not trending yet))
Shust: What did you buy there?
A new shirt! with red pattern)
Shust: Are you sure there’s not a cluttered mouse?? = )
“Emma, you guys, it’s a good mouse!” Return the shirt, the devil!! to
What are you drinking like that?
Reidel: Is it this? and beef juice)
Shust: Or maybe something else?
Reidel: What else is it? Blind what? Fake my goats!! Blondes and Blondes!! to
Shust: Y=)) Where is your car?
Reidel: My lips are in my mouth! You missed my car! What is this fucking? Our horse is now a doll! Faq my goats, unclean!! to
Shust: =))) And now the last wrist and I will retreat.
Reidel: No No No No No! No to Daniel Blaine.
Shust: I’ll give you a hundred breezes for that.
Reidel: A hundred crowns? Well... only the last one.
Shust: Let’s go to your cell.. put your trubadur box on!))
Reidel:)) That makes me sick...
Shust: “I owe your boy a hundred breeze crowns!
Reidel: O_o Emma people are good!! There is a devil there!! Get rid of it!! to
by Shust:...........
by Shust:...........
Reidel: He got rid of... Berry Juice...
Shust: O_o In my mouth...
of generations...
There is a generation that doesn’t know what it’s like to hear a song you like on the radio, press on the magnetophone "rec", and then understand that you’ve lost your favorite cassette... :(
Dear Tarakanov Maxim Andreevich, I know that you are sitting on the tower now, and that means you have free time. Call me fuck! Your favorite wife.and :-)