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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141363
 16.05.2017
Additionally, admin filters are installed. Do not miss the word naval.
xxx: but the filter is hollowly configured, you can write shabby, shabby, carnival
Okay, I’ll write a little bit :P
XXX: will pass, but it will not be understood. This can be applied to any policy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141362
 16.05.2017
The xxx:
Quantum confusion is something like a “one-time notepad” in cryptography. You make two identical sheets of symbols and give them to Alice and Bob. No matter what distance Alice and Bob are from each other, if they start to simultaneously read one character per second, then each of them without transmission of information will know what the other participant's symbol is now.

Similarly, the changes in their spins are synchronized over time, but no information is transmitted between them.

YYYY :
Not exactly so. The leaves are in advance empty, including brain explosiveness.
It can be compared to a pair of cheap socks. From the plant, both socks in a pair come absolutely the same, but when you stretch one socks on your left leg, the other automatically becomes right) And instantly, regardless of the distance between your legs. But to pass the socks to the right leg you have to the classic way, i.e. Slower than the speed of light.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №141361
 16.05.2017
We can still wash the refrigerator.
I washed the microwave.
My dear, what about you?
Anything you want, just not to write a diploma.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №141360
 16.05.2017
The pedestrians are still not fat, and they have already brought a freshness about pedophiles. It is just a celebration of something!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141359
 16.05.2017
This is:
"In connection with the frequent quarrels on the most stupid topics, I want to propose options for the future:
Ice cream: tube against glass, bath against briket.
Pellets fried against cooked.
Glasses against lenses, hot water against cold, shower against bathroom, water bottle against toilet paper..."

Hey to! And what about the main question - on which side should you start eating a coral with cream?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141358
 16.05.2017
XX: Isn’t it considered an act of aggression when you look in the eyes?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY In the working group, no.
XXX: The main thing is that there are no guys in the group.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141357
 16.05.2017
So female: to find out that the former married, and rejoice that the turtle, who was able to turn him, got such a terrible mother-in-law...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141356
 16.05.2017
Shame for

My 5 years. Meat itself refuses from birth (now once a month can cause a cat to eat). It is worn like a puddle and does not get sick. Not for shit, but just so.

You cook very unpleasantly. I also remember the disgusting (not to taste, but to chew) mom's walk with the veins, the borscht with cartilage and the hard, unwanted nodular fricadels, the nightmare of my childhood. And chicken and fish were a celebration: finally homogeneous (!) The soft meat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141355
 16.05.2017
I walk down the square, a couple of stops ahead.
She is so cozy:- "I want to weigh 45 kilograms!"
The guy turned away and looked like it:"And you are there too!??!" I need a healthy girl!" suddenly turned and almost rushed back... Maybe even the chickens will get there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141354
 16.05.2017
me: cleavage - this is the word that is used to designate this thing between the breasts... there is no analogy in Russian... or is it?

There is a clutter.

I am oh. You are a superstar linguist.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141353
 16.05.2017
She washed the cat. He didn’t get out, but he was still impressed.
So he grabbed into the edge of the bathroom, thinking: either the iron edge will tear off, or the nail will break.
It’s all over, but he seems to remember us.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141352
 16.05.2017
and Eureka! I know where the legs of these frogs are coming from, and they say that everyone should be dressed as much as possible! Remember, in one of the stories there was a mommy, whose son sleeps dressed always, because suddenly he would otherwise masturbate (although it is unclear how clothes should prevent him). All these people really consider your knees erotic, because they have no sexual discharge, you can't masturbate, and often enough and qualitatively such boredom obviously nobody fucking, and this is probably also not possible, only if for conception. Everyone thought they were fat trolls, but I’m afraid they’re still real people who walk among us.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №141351
 16.05.2017
Visited the Cosmopolitan website, short content:
Do not do anal, it is harmful.
How to enjoy an anal.
The best oil for anal.
Why not do anal?
In short, for the target audience of the site, this seems to be the main problem of life. With the oral, too, everything is quite difficult, but tolerable.

For the first time in a month, I don’t want to shout: “I’d like your problems!”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №141350
 16.05.2017
15 May 2017.
22 days to obtain the diploma.

Are the diplomas ready?
YYY: almost
zzz: I wrote the introduction today :)
yyy: There is no graphic part yet (
nnn: yes fucking, half a half
Mmm: It remains to form and draw
XXX: Drawing
Anthony is probably ready.
Fuck the Diploma!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141349
 16.05.2017
1923-24: Stalin, Zinoviev, Kamenev against Trotsky
1925-26: Stalin, Bucharin, Rykov against Zinoviev and Kamenev (new opposition).
1926-27: Stalin, Bucharin, Rykov against Zinoviev, Kamenev and Trotsky (United Opposition).
1928-29: Stalin against Bukharin, Rykov and Tomsky (right shift).
The Bolshevik Thrones.
Stalin is apparently the girl Ariya. Which will also silence everyone.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №141348
 16.05.2017
The less you think, the more often you want to eat. The head has to do something.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141347
 16.05.2017
Taboo

A couple returned from the funeral of their uncle George, who had lived with them for 20 years. He was so bored that he barely destroyed their family.
“I want to tell you something, dear,” said the man. “If it wasn’t for my love for you, I’t have endured your uncle George for a day. I'm sorry, but it's good that he finally went to a different world.
My uncle? The woman shouted in horror. I thought Uncle George was your uncle.
(The funny anecdote)

Today I am half a century old. It sounds awful as if it’s not about me.
We sit in the kitchen, we celebrate, we cut the cake. The son carried the plates and stumbled onto a small black platter. In fact, this taboote always angered me, it had to be thrown out for a long time. You cannot stand on it - it will collapse, sitting - too uncomfortable - too low. It’s meaningless, just talking under my feet. And why do we endure it for so many years and do not throw it away?
Yura wiped his broken leg, raised the taburet and said dissatisfied:

Does this collapse us? What to do with her? And in the dark you can get even worse and break your head. Maybe we’ll throw it out, right?

I just wanted to agree with my son, but my wife spoke:

No, Jura, this taboo cannot be thrown away. Tell me why?
Well?
- Exactly forty-nine years ago, when my dad was a year old, his father, your grandfather, made this taboo with his own hands, so it is already a family relic.

I included here:

Shura, what about this taboo? Yes, my dad broke up a similar taboo in my childhood, but it was in another life and in Lviv. What does this shit have to do with?
“For a moment, I remember it all very well – in the ninety-eighth, when we rented our first apartment at a bearded grandmother in Warsaw, you told me this story, about this table. That’s why we took it when we moved.
Why did you decide what about this?! to
You were sitting there when I told you. This is fucking. I even repaired it once when it broke. So that you do not notice.
"That's why I always thought, 'Why is this my wife attracted from my parents and dragging this meaningless taboo on the rental apartments? And so things are unprovoked, in "Gazel" do not enter" and ask, for some reason, did not think.

Talk to your wife more often, so that you don’t spit on other people’s tables for the rest of your life.
Forgive us, bearded grandmother, we did not steal her from evil.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141346
 16.05.2017
xxx: when the editing of the genome becomes available to everyone (comps were also dozens on the planet 40 years ago), really strange things will appear.
For example, a cat for the military. The Haki Color. to protect against rats in combat conditions
YYY: Then it was LGBT-cat. The Rainbow
xxx: he is a lsd cat, ah

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141345
 16.05.2017
I asked my wife how the day was.

J: Okay: I walked, went to the paint shop, breathed.

7th month of pregnancy.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141344
 16.05.2017
Following the recent tightening of access to the Rutreker, this forum has remarkably revived.
Users from Russia joyfully discuss on the Rutreker forum the attempts of Roszapretnadzor to shut down access.

And they play.

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