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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141343
 16.05.2017
Don’t spend money on clothes, spend on psychotherapy. It doesn’t matter how old you are if everyone around you is to blame.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141342
 16.05.2017
Alina: Nath, I am looking for a shorter paper with number 2139
by Nath, 2142
by Nath, 2141
by Nath, 2140
Alina: Nath, 2138 to fuck!
Prince Wolf: with wagons in the RZD the same shit

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141341
 16.05.2017
> said that netbooks will replace laptops

...I at this point even hoped that the site writers would at least somehow cut their shit appetites for netbooks. Well, not in ten megabytes will be a page with three paragraphs of informative text, but at least two. The scripts will be eaten not as a calculation of Zimbabwe’s budget, but at least as a calculation of the satellite’s trajectory. Advertising will load the system not like Doom IV, but at least as Doom II.
And the shit was there at night, the netbooks were weaker, they gave in to the fucking progress. Even with all the adblocks, the Core i5 is not always pulling out what netbooks are there.
Here would be some law against fucking sites on fucking scripts, at least where these fucking scripts did not fall on the fucking... dreams, dreams :-/

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №141340
 16.05.2017
I’m waiting for an expert response from a pregnant 26-year-old vegan. Doctors are foolish? Has she not died yet?

There is no answer, because. she will be busy with taking out the soul from a neonatologist and pediatrician on the topic of "where does a child have some kind of anemia, why he is all so painful, weak and what for the developmental delay the heroes of Okayan wrote... In oncohematology among the parents of such animal lovers are full, the cow is sorry for them, and their child is not.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141339
 16.05.2017
XXX: The router has overtaken the rover again! Those tried to block the anonymous servers, but the pirates quickly wrote an application that bypasses the blocking. Our pirate frigate is now a pirate submarine, with stolen torpedoes!
Yyy: Truth with lifting the flag will be hard
XXX is of itself. Therefore, it was decided to replace the full flag with a desk in the captain's cabin.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141338
 15.05.2017
Oh my mom!
Books - dust, ticks and allergies, drinking - OV, snack - carcinogens, allergens, cholesterol and again OV, grandmothers - it is terrible to think, what a blow to the immune system, the psyche and life...Music ears spoils, readers - eyes, puff in the nose prevents living....What do you suggest? Prayer and fasting? In a sterile climate-conditioned cell separately carved in the rock? If you go there sooner, please isolate yourself, let people enjoy life...good books, good grandmothers, good food and good weather!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141337
 15.05.2017
The speed of a material point in a moment of time is derived from what?
From the way.
and Nippu.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №141336
 15.05.2017
XX: Comfortable probably in the house of foam. You take a cubic of foam, put on the site, cut out any layout within yourself. Tired - melted it, pulled a new one.
YY: Oh, and at the first wind, you fly to the smaragd city and become a towshka.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №141335
 15.05.2017
Blocking the entire resource that provides access to billions of media files because several of them violate copyright is equivalent to total destruction of a country with its multi-million population by hydrogen bombs, just because there were several terrorists among them. Bravo human rights defenders, there was no such unconscious cynicism even in Hitler.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141334
 15.05.2017
Yacht forum, discussion of the photo of the female tattoo under the truss in the form of a ship:

REV222: Yes, it’s a good thing!
Lovely kiss me!
Where to?
In the crusade...

Not good for the crawl camera.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141333
 15.05.2017
Paper books are printed from files, and copying is not a problem. And scanning a paper book is the job of a low-paid girl per day. This is an obstacle for pirates.
I read more on screen than on paper. Even if the book is on the shelf - it is faster for me to find it in electronic form, the font can be displayed that which will be convenient for me without points, to find the right place - a matter of a few clicks.
A waste of resources on the manufacture of a paper book, delivery to the store, recycling or long storage of excess copies - actually, and increases the price. And all this - so that then it will stand on the shelf for decades in case the owner comes to the fantasy to read it a second time.
I need a text. I can get the text without that cost. If I need a shell of pages, a smell of leather, an autograph of the author, or Leonardo’s personal notes on the first hundred pages, I’ll pay, let the bouquiniers’ shops stay. I welcome a new business - to choose a book, to specify a design option, to pay - it will be printed, wrapped and delivered. Most of the books are interesting to me.
By the way, the author receives a single-digit (rarely two-digit) number of rubles from each copy. I would gladly press the button to delight the author with a penny, so that he receives for his work no less than from the publishing house. It is only a pity that most good authors do not need this for a long time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141332
 15.05.2017
XXX: Guys, what can you advise to straighten your back? by Z-

YYY: speak help procedures of immersion for 2 meters in the mineral environment


[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141331
 15.05.2017
Crocodiles Eat Priest Who Shows Jesus Walking on Water
Yyy: It is disgusting. Crocodiles urgently need to be attracted for insulting believers' feelings
Is it possible to pray to crocodiles?
The Holy Spirit, all that.
yyy: I think the crocodiles were somewhat more efficient on the water than the priest, so you shouldn’t rule out their divine principle.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141330
 15.05.2017
Masochists are punished only in heaven.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141329
 15.05.2017
I always thought that the main content in the book, not the carrier.

My Uncle Fedor.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №141328
 15.05.2017
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! The man was driving the car!!! You are a pedestrian fuck!!! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141327
 15.05.2017
xxx: If I were the creator of this virus, I would do a random generation of the domain name and if it went, then generate 10 different domain names of 20-30 characters in length, if everyone responds positively, then 100% that the sandbox, if at least one fails, begins to encrypt.
YYY: If I were the creator of this virus, I would have been sitting somewhere in the Amazon jungle and not lighting up. The next ten years. But judging by the release of fresh options, the guys with courage are okay. Let’s look at debilitating.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141326
 15.05.2017
Give you peanut seeds? Going in the garden...
You are... :D
That is why she is... :D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141325
 15.05.2017
Okay to you.
As a child, I was fascinated with burning and evaluated everything I saw from the point of view - it can be burned on the board or not.
Accordingly, Dürer and the cartoons were good, and all the painting and doll cartoons were shit.
Then, of course, everything changed.
Everyone has their own assessment system. Sometimes quite deliberate.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141324
 15.05.2017
What my husband and I thought about yesterday.
XXX is a poppy.
XXX: After our training reports
xxx: will scream not "Piastra!" a "Fibroblasts!" there
XXX: Come and play with a puppy on your shoulder
XXX: thank you for your attention
xxx: and a parrot such: "Fibroblasts!"
xxx: "Erdotheliocytes!"
xxx: "Thousand percent collagen in my aorta!"

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