This is what is "happiness"?
Go to him, in the traffic jams for 2 hours, on the road to find out that there is nothing to eat at home, just like in that piece of cake:
Go to the store while you are dressed.
Not to drink or eat.
Go to the store for food, make food, watch his football, then love a carrot, and in the morning to work you do not sleep, in yesterday's clothes.
How simple it would be:
I came home, called a prostitute, he gave you a massage, love and went on, don't snore here, don't bother doing grandmother's business, watch the series, splash.
What’s the difference, you ask?
Favorite person or service staff.

Smoking is cancer, eating meat is cancer.
I’m afraid to imagine what happens if I smoke meat.

I finally had to work my dream job - sommelier. Well, or almost sommelier - a wine consultant.
And that’s nothing in the "Attack", nothing for an elderly Asian visitor. And nothing that is not more expensive than 400 re and "something "sweet on the table". Well, it is useless to spread about the tanin terroirs, appellations, and geographical names. And in general, it’s not even scary that we don’t know where Chile is and what Bordeaux is.
The main thing is that the wine consultation was conducted effectively and a not quite shameful winch was chosen in accordance with the request of the individual consumer.
Now it remains only to raise the bar - I will go to "Magnit", for example, there wine is cooler.

My brother from childhood went to the choir school, now he is soloing in the academic choir. At the same time, the choir is a hobby for him, he works in another field.

Recently, my brother gathered with the choir for another contest. Formulates for this case a vacation on the necessary dates, in a conversation with a colleague mentioned why. I got a predictable answer:

If I start singing instead of singing...

XXX is ha! Suddenly, the driver of the fur with the hards breaks and screams at the whole office: "I brought you the internet!"

Thats a fake! This is the hards from our data center. How much internet there is...

Don’t tell a girl a story. Show her a happy ending.

I go down the elevator, a taxi has already arrived at the airport and is waiting. I understand that something is wrong with the shoes - I forgot to put the stickers in them. I throw things into the car and back to the 20th floor on a slow elevator - I want to have time to run to the apartment and back until the elevator has gone so as not to stumble in waiting for the elevator.
The plan is broken by a girl standing on my floor. Okay, please wait literally 15 seconds. She agrees with a cuddly smile. I run behind the trays and hear the elevator shut down and leaving. I think it is mine, as possible. I go back to the elevator, and she stands and waits for me without the elevator.

Do you know why so many people drive expensive cars? On the bus and trolley bus can not travel in debt.

Explain, please, to some not too intelligent Orthodox the meaning of Halloween. The feast marks the eve of All Saints Day. On All Saints' Day, the unclean on the streets have nothing to do - the saints are on guard, and on the eve of the day they have a chance to get rid of the maximum. To confuse the unclean, it is customary to dress as an unclean. In the end, all believers remain whole, and the unclean goes away with nothing. This is not a witch shabby. This is a fun holiday-masquerade, similar to other pagan-Orthodox holidays such as Maslenica, Ivan Kupala, etc.

Zaechenka: I go to bed, Dan is already sleeping, and then he shouts up: “Again you?” and I, whining, say – “What, I expected to see someone else?”!" He, again falling asleep - "Ah... for example, the Excel table... I drawn in it..." and cut off =) He must say in the morning that it is time to go on vacation =))

xxx: saddle recently on samsa - in the market
YYY: Maybe they’re putting something in it?
XXX: They put meat in it.

Hydrogen from one fuel cell (a car) is enough to power an average Japanese home for seven days!

The commentary:
Q: Does anyone have a converter from average Japanese homes to kWh?

Gorbachev speaks at the Congress.
“Comrades, in 1990 we will have no meat products. What do you propose to do?
The hall is silent. Suddenly there is a voice:
We will work for 10 hours.
and Gorbachev:
In 1991, there will be no milk. What are you offering?
We will work 16 hours a day.
And in 1992 there will be bread breaks.
We will work 24 hours a day.
Gorbachev was upset.
Thank you, dear comrade, for your support. Where are you working?
In the crematorium.

The forum.

And today I broke the couch more precisely broke the foundation. And now I am not falling from him.

With husband or alone?

Unfortunately, one...

I can tell you: I broke the concrete mixer last summer. My husband broke my stomach five years ago.

In the universe on mineralogy, I scratched the quartz with my nails (2,5 to 7, quartz toughness). The druzes of the grenade were crushed before me :oops: The middle son bended the pipeline, accidentally. And the eldest at the age of 16 pulled out a pillar from the ground, because the lazy was to dig (the pillar stood very well, did not even shake).

And they say there is no acceptance against breakout. Crazy: Or was it just the second break?

- against the breakout was the English machine of 1905.

The year 1905 was a very difficult year in many areas.

- Len, you are the main thing, don't touch the machine of 1905 :oops: Rariteth still! and :-)

I write an article, it is necessary to calculate some percentages, etc.
Windows 10 doesn’t allow me to use CALCULATOR because I don’t have ACCOUNT CONTROL on!
The Calculator, Carl! to

>>How is your journey going? What is interesting?

> I quote myself
There is an analogy with the wizard "and now let’s try to get out of this ass a white and furry rabbit".
The ears have already appeared.
After a few hours *
> With loud "Chop!" gets the crown... O GOD MY! What is it? A surreal monster is pulling out behind his ears. Its different parts of the body are covered with scales, feathers and needles. Instead of one leg, a clearly incompetent visisector has a human hand. Under the tail with a brush is clearly traced a second fist which, sprinkling with saliva, tries to bite the wizard. Chimera periodically raises the hoodie and spreads the whispering "Lost contact with BD", "Fatal program error" and "Kill Me!"

XXX: This is the reality.
XXX: I stand all like that... well not beautiful, but almost cute. In the plate she straightened her hair, painted. I know I’m going out in an hour. And the grandmother from the room cries: And bring the cards out of the basement.
XXX is OK.

In a video on YouTube, Dmitry asked the Japanese woman to read the speaker.
The Japanese woman, clinging, tries to pronounce:"Makaaka koala in cocoa makala, koala cocoa lazy lacala"

In the comments...
The Justice:
You are being mocked by the child! I ask for a match of revenge, let Dmitry now say this: "この竹垣笇立&#かかかからら立〯かけたたから竹〯てかけたかから竹〯てかけた。
(こかけけけかかかかかかかかかからたけかかかたたらたけかかけかた。)
(That's the case with Kōtakaekataekataekataekataekata)
The bamboo sheets that I started putting in the bamboo cloth,
I started putting it in because I wanted it.

Discussions on the Hicks of Robot Car Behavior on the Road:
A person (or group) can specially run out on the road in the right place, knowing that a robot will kill the passenger in this case. There will be orders of murder.
NNN: A smart road should shoot such a pedestrian with lightning :)

Now you laugh at a vegetarian, and then he will come to your grave and eat all the flowers.