The pension is not paid for anything (mostly thanks to you).
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Is it? Of course, all the troubles come from people with a black sp 15-20 thousand who somehow try to survive. Are you probably a PFD employee?
Could it be on the roofs of the governors and in the apartments of the colonels of the Ministry of Interior? Officials have, so to speak, a “third hand.” And if it is stronger to shock to the very top - all Russia on the Canary Islands will fly to rest, as in "Sirly-Myrly".
I teach at the MFA. Because of the fact that the students have constant duty, all kinds of patrols and other nonsense, they are often unprepared, and the military officers are terribly mocked for "news". In this regard, I allow at the beginning of the class some to report that they are not ready on the condition that the topic will be worked out at the next consultation.
In one of the groups, twins are taught, so similar that the mother-in-law cannot distinguish.
Q: Comrade Major, I am not ready, please allow me to work for consultation?
Who are you, Denis or Semen?
Q: No matter, write down any...
Oh how is it? Who will come from you to work?
Whoever is ready will come.
The water pipeline broke out at night. I come in the morning. All in water. Drawing drawings and so on. I open a closet with copies of drawings. A stream of flashes, disks, paper carriers in the water is poured on me. The data leakage.
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Curyage-Zadolbancu from 29.09.2016 08:48
You probably don’t know that tobacco smoke is a great trigger (driving mechanism) of bronchospasm, which in turn can lead an asthmatic to resuscitation or to that light.
When years later you are diagnosed with COPD or don't give God oncology, then don't run for charity funds in search of money for the home appliance of IVL... Legal addicts do not have the right to such help, because they themselves go to the grave...
With disrespect, asthmatic
I dream of your smile.
Rest in peace, man. Do not do nonsense. Slowly lower the soft sign, throw it to the ground and push your foot to my side.
"On "climate" there are dense socks and other leggings."
try, dear man, in the frost (not -15, but -25..30, and with the wind) in leggings and dense socks to walk.
I can see the difference between the opponents. One for the fact that the man himself decided - he likes to or not to wash the slave on the plantation in Scottish conditions to feed mosquitoes: who likes such a "rest," let them have fun, only do not need to force those who have not fallen. His opponent will struggle to force everyone out of the rod to exactly what his majesty likes.
Do you need teenagers for black work on "carton"? Offer a symbolic daylight - those who agree or tolerate the legal withdrawal from the lessons will come to you. Don’t touch other people, potatoes.
And advocates of school uniforms, and even with compulsory shirts for girls, it would be worth checking on pedophilia, instead of unnecessary harmless photographers.
I love the mother-in-law... Whatever words are, it is a pearl!
They brought her to Dacia.
Pushes a thick barrel into the oven with a cocherga: "Well, and your barrel, soft and flexible, like my grandfather's on the wedding night on the 45th anniversary!"
And all this on the surgeon, simply untransferable!
Once I decided to go to school. in the 4th class.
But I knew my mom was coming for lunch at an hour. Five minutes before the hour, I stuck in the closet and began to play with toys in silence. I heard my mom come in and talk to someone. I heard them crawling in the kitchen and then it was all quiet.
The door to the closet is sharply opened and I see my mother with a bowl and her girlfriend with a bowl on the table. At the bottom I sit with small eagles in my hands.
My mother told.
She works in a candy and cake store. And here stably, once a week, grandfather comes to her and buys a kilogram of relatively expensive candy "Children's Souvenir" (400 with some rubles per kg, if anyone is interested).
Grandfather quickly moved into the category of regular customers, for him separately ordered packages of these very "souvenirs"... And one day he disappeared. There were two weeks.
Then came his wife. Her mother asks her:
How about Grandpa?
He is sick, he goes badly.
How did you leave your grandchildren without sweets?
The grandchildren? Grandma is surprised. We have no grandchildren. We take candy, go out in the evenings and give it to the kids who play in the yard.
Very fun announcement at the entrance: "I will buy an apartment Heather. and urgent. Very urgent »
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Mary 1:59
What exactly are you drawing?
Paul at 2:00
Graphic dependency of the angular acceleration of the shaft of the experimental installation from the moment of the tension force of the thread to which the load is hanged, the swinging shaft with its weight to which this thread is twisted
Mary 2:01
How sad it sounds.
The woman pressed her neck hard during the embrace. Crushed both of them.
My dear, have I broken you?
M: Only if life.
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I got somewhere in the early 00-ies dating through SMS chat with one special. We talked for a while and decided to meet in real life. We met in a cafe, ordered coffee with cakes, we sat down and talked. The girl was very attractive and pleasant in communication, but kept a little cold. I figured out that, contrary to my expectations, her expectations did not come true, and I am not happy today. We drank coffee, she went home, I called her to take her.
Let’s go, talk slowly, keep quiet. And here she says:
Don’t be offended, but you’re not in my taste. If I was sober, I would never sleep with you. Let’s buy a couple of bottles of wine.
I go home from university. Tired, hungry and evil. I see, at the entrance there is a door, removed from the cock. and my door. A man with a Bulgarian.
It was the fastest climb to the fourth floor. No other world record.
P.S The door was a neighbor, very similar.
I go to the courtyard today. It is dark, nothing is visible, the last lamp is broken, that on the asphalt, that on the sidewalk a bunch of dams. A couple followed me. And you can hear that the guy periodically stumbles and matches through his teeth in the spirit that, say,... this road,... did and does not repair.
Roland: And then we went into the light and where the hole repair is such flat rectangular dark asphalt patches on a gray background.
Roland: And then I understood how I would always call these slugs now. Because the guy stops for a second and absolutely calmly and without a single motherly word cries out:
Oh look at it! There was censorship all the way.
Roland: And what is characteristic, I listened specifically – I did not hear a single mate from him before the very entrance...
"Well, the weather!" can abolish the homophobes. There found all the indirect signs of Yaya: two heroes - one tall, black-haired and brutal, the second - small, light-haired, nice and sounded with a female voice; the first chases the second as if from predatory strikes, but at the same time does not agree to any rabbit from, for example, the choir of boys rabbits, although anyone would fit for food, even in the moments of their truce for the frame play songs about love. In addition, the Wolf in almost every series is dressed up as a coward (consider erotic content), and the Rabbit crosses allah Pugachev (and sings a song in which he complains over persecution and harassment). So far, homophobes have not collapsed until this, because the series was watched in childhood, when they did not look at all the delusional "signs", but if they review now - they will explode.
Jokes with jokes, and another Soviet cartoon, where corrupt people could see propaganda (the puppy is all, he is harassed for this, the cat behaves like a tempter, and then the cat with a pirate during drunkenness almost confess to each other in love) - I have not met on TV for more than a decade.
>- I am a child’s lord, the husband says proudly.
– Well then you’re almost a veterinarian... – The girl concludes thoughtfully.
What is wrong?
Usually, 90% of adequate adults do not run away from the doctor, do not resist (including bites), more or less accurately describe their condition, where it hurts and so on.
So the pediatrician is practically a veterinarian and he has to guess about the symptoms of the disease without interviewing the patient - exactly like the veterinarian.
And a child can not always be believed - it can either simulate not going to school or, on the contrary, hide not getting an injection.
A 100% certificate from the veterinarian.
I highly recommend reading about the work of veterinarians "in the field":
James Haryot "On All Creatures – Beautiful and Amazing"
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To recall, here is a fairly long history on the topic of "service staff":
A very respected man married his only,
My beloved daughter.
Superstar Purchaser decided to shake a little - to demonstrate, so to speak,
his exceptional starliness and stated to the director of the action that on the stage he
It won’t happen because it doesn’t please him, that’s this and that’s that! “Good,” he said
The director: “Now we’ll do it all” – and went away. In a minute he came back.
accompanied by the "assistant director" - a two-meter child in a expensive smoking.
"Pomrezh" gently laid his hand on the shoulder of Arcadia (which is why he is tangible).
The other one brought to his eyes a note with minutes of action.
“You see,” the child said, “Here it is written: 18.10 – the output of the osetre; 18.12 – the output of the osetre.
The buyer. After the fish, you are. Well, let’s go, with God, Petruha...”
XXX: pretending to be “adequate believers” in order to break the pattern? Something lenient.
ZZZ is accepted. In my opinion, it is laziness, a much more respectable reason than religion.