As a child, I loved to eat sugar, dumb without anything, ate in large quantities, because of this I often got very bad, I was ripped out, sick, but I still ate it, ate it as the last time... Parents began to hide it, but I found and poured this sugar into bags, and then crushed. Once I found a whole bag of sugar, I was very pleased and started as always to sleep in bags, 20 pieces was shed and hid in the room, well, and on that very day my mom decided to do general cleaning and found all my bags with sugar. It looked like cops found drugs in me. My mom stopped eating sugar.

Prehistory: Not so long ago I read on Picaba post about the new possibility of customers of the Russian Post to report on the hotline if the line in front of them in the office of more than five people. This is done very simply: it is enough to call 8-800-2005-888, press 6 after the announcement of the menu and enter the index of the department in the tone mode.
So the story itself: I came yesterday to my post office and watched the picture with oil - one operator, 7 people in line. I make a phone call, wait for the operator's commands, enter magical combinations. It takes no more than three minutes, a lady of the size of the postal ZILs flies out of the box with a scream of "who is here, the smartest, they complain", throws out the people who don't understand anything with a terrible look, and then says, to the address of the only operator, "Marine, let's show you something" and takes Marina into the box for 15 minutes...
This system cannot be defeated.

So, you are applying for the position of head of the division in our company. Describe your strengths.
- I can go to my subordinates at lunch and 5 minutes before the end of the working day.
You are accepted!

They are shit, not Linux.
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“Not folders, but catalogues” – because there are many catalogues, but you have one folder. Usually by the word "mappings" detect ventuzyatnikov and dualbutchikov, true linuxoids... called "catalogues", and will never miss the chance to correct ignorance.
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The usual red-eyed way to get out of your elitism. I saw that kind of penguin on Laura. “Catalogue” is the actual structure of the tree, “mapping” is the structure in the interface. To a virtual directory (for example, referring to a network device) the program can blindly refer to the real and see the files in it, not knowing about its "virtuality", and a virtual folder of the type "remove your computer" can only be seen with your eyes. In one manager it is (Mastday default), in another it is not (Total Commander, Norton, Lightning), because it is virtual. The /dev folder will be in any manager because it is real, although it corresponds to a virtual (AKA “special”) directory. The catalog can be mounted somewhere high in the tree, from this will change the actual structure, there will be a real path to the files. A folder that has made a quick link in the file manager does not change the actual structure of the assembly. The word “mapping” is officially used in the script because it is a file manager. It takes the directories and shows the user the folders. Apparently, the "true" Linux is considered to be the one who screams louder, not the one who co-wrote the penguin axes and their basic envelope.

I was angry with a 15-year-old student yesterday. I said I was illiterate because it would be "use" and not "use"
XXX is me! Master of Albanian Jazzyka! by Scuco! I went on to the internet and went out :(

AA: the serpent will now be pulled out for fishing
BB: Oh, after he became a member of our oxana alexevna...

I bought the right, didn’t buy the ride. Where this monkey with a grenade found the “passing part” and the “traveller” at the shopping center’s PARKING – apparently only women will understand.

You will be surprised, but parking is not only covered. There are also places for parking on the street, next to the shopping center. And yes, there are walkways for pedestrians. I suppose it was this kind of parking.

CDs, DVDs are also perfocards, only holes in a circle and very small.

"Justin Bieber beat gay fan on tour in Barcelona"

No one likes gay people. Even pudders like Bieber.

There is an aircraft factory that was outside the city, after production aircraft are tested, from the factory airfield take off. Residential houses were built around the factory and the airport. Now I learned that there were dissatisfied, that there was a lot of noise. Why are they placed near the airport? The factory will be safely closed. Why the Russian aircraft?

Discussion of Internet messengers:
If you’re not paranoid, that doesn’t mean you’re not being watched.
YYY: As far as I know, the telegram was tested by independent paranoids. Nothing like a system.
There are no independent paranoids. Every paranoid depends on something. At least from medicines.

With the pick-up: I bought a M-video disc, which cost 499p gave the cashier 5000p, she gave me the delivery of 1p...

I told her, girl, I gave you 5000 rubles, not 500 rubles. She looked at me like a downhill, she said, don't fuck me, go away from here. I answer her, I’m not trying to fool you, I honestly gave you 5,000, return the deal! Let’s look at the cameras!

She called the security guard, says now I better all the money in the box count, if there is excess I will return you, if there is no money now we will call for fraud you will be arrested! I say OK!

She took all the money from the box, put it in a special machine, began to count. The result: there was 17,500 r more in the box than it should be in the checks... She silently gave me 4500. I cried, thanked and left.

I had a book left in my parent’s library, published in that glorious period, which is called “Tales of the Russian Primacy” – from it it follows that the first steam engines, and the first airplanes, and the first electric bulbs, and the first radio and a lot of other things first appeared in Russia, and Edison, Marconi, the Wright brothers, Watt and other great scientists and inventors were just small scammers and plagiators. This struggle entered history under a poisonous slogan, invented by some fearless slogan: "Russia is the homeland of elephants."

The real situation, the daughter does lessons:
Anthony is not dangerous.
I am dangerous
Title: Anthony is Dangerous
I: is safe
Is the word anthony safe?
I am unsafe

"Help to get pregnant" Oksana Fedorova healer destroyed the mosquito"

What wild people. Twenty-first century, and does not know that you just need to go to church!

“I have a good friend, the chief engineer at a heat power plant. After the reform of RAO EEC, they went into one of the generating holdings. And here the new owners sent a commission to find out what asset fell into their hands. The chief engineer meets the commission at the airport: two such loosened self-confident young people, aged 30 years, in Italian costumes, with cravings, by pretext can be seen that they studied abroad (intonations and words are characteristic). They put them in a minibus and go to the station. On the way, the engineer asks them:
So, where shall we start?
- How, - replies the chief of the commission, - from the warehouse of finished products, of course!

My younger brother told me.

In the 11th grade, a guy from another school moved to them. I don't know why he didn't learn the old, not the essence... His father had several shops and a good restaurant, in general, they lived not poorly, although the guy himself was without any special hassles and quite adequate to himself, didn't know and kept straight. They had a tradition in the classroom - before the NH to gather and arrange a tea drink (at school), which then flowed into drinking alcohol from someone in the country/hate... (well, by the way, everyone drank in moderation and purely for the mood, nobody ate or bled, the girls did not suck the boys in the toilet and did not post the video on YouTube). And the new man offered to go to the restaurant to his bat, everyone naturally agreed. He called the bat, booked a whistle. They came, his father met them, the man turned out to be the most adequate, with a sense of humor, told the staff to cover the table with the first or second compot, pulled 2 bottles of some expensive wine at 25 strawberries per bottle, feasted the boys, showed how to consume it, told a little about wine in general (his hobby was a small blame), money did not take a penny from them, although classmates tried to push something to him... In short, the kids were delighted with him and everyone said that the mouth of your father was clear, etc.

Meanwhile, the parents of classmates learned about this trip to a restaurant, sparked the parents of students from parallel classes and in the eve of graduation at the nearest parallel parental meeting was heard the idea that it would be good to go out at the same graduation restaurant. Father of the new one, who was present at this meeting, said that he did not mind at all, let a couple of representatives from the parents or even if they all come, the menu will be discussed, the show program, I will make you a discount and you can pull yours and walk at least until the morning...

Parents say this:

In terms of discount? We thought you would do everything for free that you regret?

The man makes O_o and says:

Have you done anything, dear ones? Why am I going to get over 100 people?

And all as they started to scream, said to fuck to dig, businessmen are crazy, like, they want to cook everything, even on the children, ko ko ko!

The man stood up and said, “If you want free, look for another restaurant.” And went away.

Morality – and there is no morality here, I myself wept when I heard it.

An invisible experimental tank was put into operation.

100 billion dollars spent.

No one has ever seen the tank.

It’s hard for fathers today. You need to constantly monitor the fact that the son downloads from the Internet, and the daughter puts there.

I want to learn to sit on the sword.

yyy: no problems, brother (+ photo of the icy road)

Zzz: I learned how to do a brain shock