I am sorry. In memory of, once, a site I just want to quote this. There is nothing to add:

The more I look at such things — computers in several rooms size, a few bytes elephant size PC, keyboards with huge leverage and connectors like in the photo, the more I admire the people who created it all.
But to the dumb ones, to whom this seems ridiculous and useless compared to your shit phones, I will say – these are stages of computer evolution, without which there would not be, and could not be most of the technology in your surroundings.
If the post is built in violation of the logic, I am drunk.

In 1939, the future American mathematician and then student George Danzig was late to the seminar. He wrote off the board two tasks, thinking that it was a homework. George spent more time on tasks than he expected, but finally handed the decision over to the teacher. It turned out that on the board were written two examples of unresolved at the time problems in the field of mathematical statistics.

Striptease artists are not striptease artists, but performers of exotic dances from such fools with a dress code in their bosses really suffer. Dresskodov actually destroyed the club of exotic dances: he recruited new workers on the principle of being high and model-thin (and for the real skill to splash them out there a gentle physical training is needed, and girls with ballet and aerobics usually small growth), ordered them in t-shirts and ropes, in which it is terrible to move, and stunned on heels, on which you do not dance even with connectivity.

Have you been divorced three times with the same wife? I don’t even know if you are too optimistic.

A few days ago, I was convinced of the danger of weapons.
He laid down on the floor of the trunk for cleaning, received a pizza from his wife.

Where can your card be?
NN: either on the sticker, or in the hallway, or in my closet.
I’m not in the hallway... You’re sorry, of course... But bl@d... Stallage...
find my certificate for 9th grade, admire the "3" in Russian and literary
NN: You have been living with a philologist for 11 years. This is full school education. At least in Russian.

There is a classic about 7 stages of love.
YYY: Where is denial, anger, bargain, depression, acceptance?

Explanatory note :
I, the technician Ivanov I.I., arriving on the application to the client, as a result of the diagnosis, found that it was necessary to carry out work on the TCD. As I climbed into the technical room to the TCD, I saw a rat. She stood on her back legs next to the box and looked at me. I picked up the stick and struck the rat with it, after which it struck me. I turned and left. I was afraid that she might attack me and cause harm incompatible with life. Please ensure the safety of my workplace and eliminate the cause of failure to execute the application".

X: I recently watched the Doctor series, fun
Y: Well what one?
X: The End of the World
A: Well, can you be more specific?

The district hospital employs a Negro therapist, and district grandmothers argue that he is a U.S. State Department spy and was sent by the FBI to Russia to kill Russian young girls and boys. After telling the doctor about this, I heard "blowing menya revealed"

My wife, who has a medical education, says that all smokers would not bother to learn to smoke with their ass, because rectal cancer is treated and quite successfully, but lung cancer even in the earliest stage is already actually a death sentence.

With two little boys in the house, you quickly stop being surprised by anything, but... on the fan?! to
ууу: Children learn to throw on the fan and use flour, while the diapers prevent collecting the desired substance.

Do you give flowers to your grandmother? Do you say how much you love her? Don’t worry, someone else will do it for you.
Boy: But fuck her – I!))

zzz: The Order of the Rosselkhoznadzor Inquisitioners once again defended Omsk from the invasion of some godless hery.
As by the Press Brothers of the Order, on the other day in the region attempted to penetrate Povilika Thonkostebelna. This anti-human race of darkness has no roots and lives by wrapping other plants and sucking their juices.
This herb-vampire is not only extremely vivid, but also poisonous. Having fallen into the seed, it can kill a cow, a donkey, a puppy or a spider.
Previously, the civica tried to invade Omsk with hene and tomatoes, this time the seeds of a dangerous weed were hidden in the cargo of Kazakh peppers. The cover was thought out for fame: the peppers had all the necessary phytosanitary certificates. But the blind eye of the inspectors brothers penetrated through the masquerade and discovered the wicked weed.
All infected pears were handed over to the purifying fire to the glory of the God-Governor.

Admin: It’s unpleasant when the alarm speaks and you’re already at work :-(
No, it’s unpleasant when the alarm speaks and you’re still at work.

I read the poster of the Connosport Festival:
Competition for viewers "The most beautiful horse"
Skill of formulation)

xxxh: when they say "three-person family", I understand of course that we are talking about parents with children.
Soon the Swedish family appears.
ууу: I had the same hiccups when I heard the term "three-wheel transport" at the auto school.
ууу: in front of the eyes was a five-year-old girl with cushions, not a motorcycle with a wheelchair)))

Peter's children are so harsh that they dig sand under the rainy rain from the bottom to the edges of the sandbox.

She told me she wanted to travel, and I answered without any problems. We sat in the Belarusian on the electric car and drove to Mohaysk and back.

In a telephone conversation from the Deputy Head of Sales department, the truth emerged:
It is easier to negotiate with a chinchilla than to get something from a sales manager.
- Of course, because the chinchilla takes a higher stage on the evolutionary ladder!