In childhood, my dad and mom went to the forest for mushrooms and there saw a jewel who just went and yes, on his back was an apple dulled, a bag of tomato juice and a puddle of primates. He wanted to save him from this rubbish, but his parents, strictly, told him not to touch him. They need it to survive, etc. Since then, they have not been touched, knowing that they are predators and a bunch of parasites on them. At the moment, I am a daddy myself and at the country, I've taught a man, it's only worth starting to burn the mangal in the evening, it immediately comes. Shashiki is just like that. I especially like the lamb, after the addition comes almost to the mangal. My daughter is happy, I am happy and cheerful for everything. This is what I wish you.

I am infertile - I can show a certificate. So, girls who just want to fuck - the wheels! I do not refuse anyone.

You would go to the venereologist, our unrestrained.

It may be easier for men to do a vasectomy once (reversible surgery, if you suddenly want children), than for a woman every time abortions, and all in the plus. But I anticipate the hysterical war of men about the inadmissibility of surgical interventions in their precious genitals.

diamond: and you are speaking

The Harvard University awarded the 2016 Schnobel Prize, reports The Guardian. The Schnobel Prize is traditionally awarded for the most strange scientific research.

This year, the winners received checks worth $10 trillion in Zimbabwe (about 40 cents in U.S. dollars).

The Nobel Prize in Biology was awarded to two British scientists: one of them, Tom Tuats, created artificial limbs that allow him to move like a goat, and the other, Charles Foster, tried to simulate the lifestyle of a barley, a frog, a fox and a deer.

Being a dwarf, Foster excavated a pit on the hill slope, ate worms and tried to smell the dwarf. Pretending to be a fox, he digged in the garbage and slept in the gardens. Another scientist, Tom Twaits, as a goat infiltrated a herd in the Swiss Alps and lived with it for three days, bleeding and eating grass.

A wife comes from a business trip without warning, enters the apartment, and there, in the bathroom, a husband and an unknown man wash.

Anastasia: the days went, listened to the music “recommended” from the contact
Anastasia: heard a beautiful song, decided to remember how it is called and download yourself
Anastasia: And what was my surprise when I saw the title of the song “bug in a web"
Anastasia: and she’s still so tearful, I think it’s the song of a sad tester.
Anastasia: Then listened to the words, and only the next morning before I came to know that the bug in a web is not a bug in the web service, but a bug in the web)

More foxes, but a ragged fox is unlikely to come to the head to chew, but a hunter - I want to. It’s enough to just get a little bit of clutches...

Rabies virus spreads with saliva. You will not get infected.

What if he had previously been licked by another eagle?

In general, I have long noticed the pattern that the more intellectually easy a family is, the more it attracts parents to give children beautiful (at their taste) names. Often at the same time to think about the fact that in addition to the name a person has a surname and paternity, which somehow must be combined with the name, they forget. One of my acquaintances, an elderly woman named Juliet Ivanovna, prefers to be presented as Evgeny Ivanovna and does not like to show her passport.

The bestseller, the bestseller. In fact, the fact that the book is called a bestseller - in no way characterizes it from the quality side. No one judged her from a literary, scientific, or any other point of view. She has not received any prizes and has not participated in any competitions. A bestseller is just a book that has sold in large volumes. A shirt for sellers that can be cut off on it. Any trash, any shit can become a bestseller if there are enough idiots willing to buy it.

Eric51: By the way, about Waeng. We remembered here, don't know :) Waenga - the former name of Severomorsk, a stream falling into the Gulf of Kol, a bay at the place of merger of the stream with the bay. Why am I? On the shore of this same stream and bay was and hopefully is still our part in which I served for 3 years, and over the stream hanged a summer toilet with cross holes right in the stream and, I apologize, we scratched this Waenga from the heart.

In our clinic, the dentist is Sauren Goryanovich. I am very afraid every time it is accidentally called by "Sauron Gorinych" - without any evil intention, it is transformed in this way, and everything is here...

The evolution of road deception in anecdotes:
And why is the asphalt placed on the long route, not the shortest? It is expensive.
YYY: That’s why they put it. And if they dig on a yacht, then zigzags also.

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J. Perelman's book "Interesting Astronomy" of the 1966 edition begins with a similar anecdote:
After finding two points on the class board, the teacher offers the young student a task: to draw the shortest path between the two points.
The student, thinking, diligently draw a twisted line between them.
This is the shortest way! The teacher is surprised. Who taught you so?
and my dad. He is a taxi driver."

After the purchase of the comp I no longer watched TV at all. Once I came to my parents and in the day-to-day, staying at home, one of them turned on this archaic apparatus. There actively broadcasted a man with a voice: "To make the muscles of your face are in tone, and so that your articulation battles everyone to the upside with its charm, repeat the following exercise every day. Move your lips into a pipe and bend the contour of the Russian Federation with it as you imagine it. Shut off for eternity.

About children’s names. There is one village in the Kirov region (I will not say which). When I was taken there, I was a little surprised that even the children called each other (especially by the eyes) by name-father. It turned out: almost all inhabitants of the village - one surname - by the name of the village. The fantasy about children’s names is heroic. A bunch of children with the same names and surnames and only fathers are different. Here is this.

About Friendly Sex
My friend and I still use the phrase, listened to in some series "we are friends with you, but if you get drunk and want sex - you know where I live".

Diamond: Kids think we close up in the bedroom and eat chocolate
Canakau: he-he
Diamond: No he-he, they are right

xxx: Eaten a candy "The mouse in the north", from boredom read the composition. I suggest changing the name to "The Mouse on the chimcombinate"

The housewife found in bananas spiders causing deadly erection:

Dmitry: A British family was forced to leave their own home after it was occupied by hundreds of deadly spiders ripping out of a banana
A man with a 4 hour erection.
Dmitry: The Spiderman
Dmitry: in the comics missed one very important feature
Did you think he was breaking the web?

My name is Lisa and I am 35 in November. Where we moved before my second grade, I was the only one in the whole school and I would not be surprised if in the whole city (the Ural monastery at the factory). I was partly irritated (well, if my name was Katya, it would probably not change anything, but it is easier to stick to the name), partly sympathized - how, say, you, poor, with such horror until the age of 16, that then when you get a passport to change for something _normal_?

I like social networks, it’s funny. We were 27 people in the class, minus me, minus a boy who died early and did not have time to have a family, minus the ten who were not found on the Internet... In short, of the 15 people, nine of the daughters of Lisa, one of Xushu, and I have her something in advance sympathy.

We have an electrician in our office center, Petrovich. The guy is like an explanatory and executive, but there is one strange feature in him. He is constantly calling me Hope, I am constantly repairing him every time, and he still doesn’t get to him. By the way, my name is not the most common, but it doesn’t look like Hope at all. Until now, I thought I reminded him of Nadia. It happens so.

And here today a few lights burned, I call the waitress, please send an electrician. Instead of Petrovich comes another electrician. The further dialogue:

Good morning, where is Petrovich?

What kind of petroleum?

How what? The electric, such a grey, has always come to us.

This is Tarasovich, Sergey Tarasovich.

Japanese mother, I called him Petrovich for two years, now I am ashamed, and I think that I reminded him of Nadia. He trolled me simply, apparently such a revenge. )))

Shame on me, next time I will name it correctly, I’ll check if I stay with Hope. )))