Department of Political Sciences:

“Professor, could you illustrate the state of mutual tolerance in the modern world?

It is simple enough to do it, the professor replies. In one Christian European country, a deeply believing Muslim who freely practices his religion is elected mayor of the capital. I cannot find such examples in the Muslim world. Here’s all you need to know about tolerance in the modern world.

Two days ago I went to KFC and on the eve of the opening of the European Football Championship ordered two large portions of chips under the beer (as I think they are better than the stores, but in taste and color, as you know, the flormasters are different). What was my disappointment when I found out at home that instead of chips I put a fried potato. The check was not placed. It was a game, so it didn’t make sense. The potatoes went well. Today, remembering the misunderstanding, I went to the KFS, all the same for chips, and the hell dragged me to the girl at the box to tell about the situation. She polently asked if I had a check and, having received a negative answer, went to the manager. As a result, I was packed free of charge with two slices of chips, a couple of sauces and a glass of pepsi O_o. My attempts to pay for something at least were cut off at the root. To say I was surprised, to say nothing. No advertisement, it just happened to me. All adequate service.

I'll tell you the case of how I had to give a bribe - well, I just got cancer and that was the only way out of the problem. I brought the money and I don't know what to do next - you won't get in the documents - the cameras everywhere, can't pull out. I stand, and she whispers to me... go to the toilet. And I, naive, answer – thank you, I don’t want to. What a look she had! It finally reached me. I went, I waited, she followed me – again whispered – enter the cabin. I come in, she follows me and... pulls off her shirt and whispers – SUY! Oh my God, I just stumbled. Snoop and what to do.) He then explained that he did not want to leave fingerprints on the envelope.



What if he was a man? I have not paid bribes since then.

Father: Thro human history, about 2870 gods have been invented. One who believes in one of the 2870 gods can be considered an atheist by 99.96515%

I'm experienced in bed, you'll be happy
Wauu: Ambidextria in onanism cannot be quoted for experience in bed matters

...Dimon has done a hundred times more honestly than the whole of the country in the last 100 years combined.

Do you stop, does this ever-bursting substance, which everybody owes, represent the Russians? It’s just the foam floating on the surface due to the lack of mind and the shortcomings of education.

No one owes the Russians. Is the government elected for the benefit of the people? Of course, this is normal when the richest country in natural resources is in 60+ places in terms of living standards. Of course, the pension should be only for the hole and from 65 years with an average life expectancy of 60 years. Of course, all the money of the country should only be in one city. We only have to give 40+% of the income (who do not know 13% is only income tax), without having a decent security. But 15% on mortgage))) For example, in Japan it is less than 1%...

20578, expensive things exist only because the world is full of fools operating with the concepts of status, prestige, and so on. Ready to waste a lot of money. If all these people were sharply smarter, all these things would be sold for pennies, only if they were not in stock. And yes, most of them would not be needed by anyone, because apart from pathos, there are no benefits from them.

Discussion of new amendments
XXX: I wonder, and when will adults be banned from watching children's cartoons?
YYY: As they prohibit - take your child and watch with him.
XXX: That is, by a group of persons, by preliminary conspiracy, involving minors in criminal activities?

Almost in every big office there are people who cheat the boss about the mood in the team. Almost everywhere the whole group knows who it is. In our case, this lady is called "Comrade Major" and slightly trolled, but no one speaks out loud (due to natural stupidity, the aunt can't do serious harm). One day, the Comrade Major squeezed little and, in response, scratched off the offended colleague, including on the topic of "you, fucking, cheated the boss to knock!"

A couple of days later, the director, who at the time of the conflict was 300 km away in a business trip, called on the carpet of this colleague and long sanded on the topic of "Here you accuse Olga Borisovna of knocking, and she doesn't knock at all, completely; and themselves, inter alia, in the smoking room discussed how you want to be fired!". The director, it seems, never understood where he burned, but what is happening in the smoking machine in us only one person can hear from the workplace.

One day, I accidentally listened to a conversation between two women passing by. The women of the age, dressed decently, clearly went after some event... and here another with bitter regret reports:

He offered me to fuck at the institute. I would have known then that I had rejected the member.

Her friend laughed a little and added:

If he knew he would be a member, he’t even talk to you.

My wife worked as a leader in a children's camp. She had children aged 11-12. And among those little people there was one strange boy. He never played children's games, constantly tried to conflict with other children, but after a serious conversation he stopped his attacks on other children. Now the girl’s story goes on.

The Sunday. I have a weekend. I told the guy about it in advance and he was supposed to pick me up at 14:00. My working day was counted until 4 p.m. The children were sitting in their rooms and playing quietly, and the second was still with the teacher, so it was decided to leave half an hour earlier. I am happy to leave the corps. I go to exit. And here behind me a few kids catch me and in tears they say that that strange guy hanged in the closet (I don't know why the child's brain ran after me). I run into the cabinet, thinking only about how I will open this closet, I will fall into fainting... I run into the room, I open the closet and see a guy hanging with a rope on his neck. I couldn’t find anything better than shouting to him, “You couldn’t hang yourself half an hour later!!!” At this very moment, the boy shakes from fear and stops pretending to be dead.

He called his parents and they took him out of the camp.

Intuition is the tip of the ass missed through the brain.

Today at work I was in the elevator without light and because of the blue buttons the atmosphere was so intimate. I get up, the door opens on one of the floors, a girl aged 28-30 stands and looks at me and says:
I will not go with you...
I will not go with you either.
I pressed the button and I also...

Department of Political Sciences:
“Professor, could you illustrate the state of mutual tolerance in the modern world?
It is simple enough to do it, the professor replies. In one Christian European country, a deeply believing Muslim who freely practices his religion is elected mayor of the capital. I cannot find such examples in the Muslim world. Here’s all you need to know about tolerance in the modern world.

Today is the second day I work as an assistant chief in a children's camp. After lunch, the children have a quiet hour, and the leaders have a meeting. I sit in front of the body in a pavilion, I read a book, and then a crying girl from my squad runs to me. From her words, I understand that someone has bitten someone’s ear.

I run to the body, and the panic itself - the nurse will only be half a day, and I also don't know how to deal with a small cannibal. I fly into the room, where a child whisper is heard, and besides the other children, I see two twin girls spotted in blood. Without unnecessary words, I catch the victim, who did not get the ears, and already go with her to the wardrobe, where it was decided to treat the ear with peroxide. To my great surprise, washing the blood, I did not find the wound. Then the victim decided to vote.

According to her, she and her sister decided to play the girls from the neighboring room. Going to them, she said, "My name is Masha, and this is Dasha, and she is a little crazy... Here Dasha struck Masha and spit in her with paint...

According to the twins, it was supposed to be very fun, and they did not expect that anyone could be upset.

Once again, convinced that the children had a very specific sense of humor, I asked what she had with her ear (the absence of a mouthpiece, still present) And I got the answer: "So Dasha bitten that year..."

Take care of sisters. And I think the fun is just beginning.

Diamond: When the kids grow up and eat, I’ll go to visit them, throw my jacket at the entrance and move in shoes to the kitchen and eat everything in the refrigerator.
Canakau: Yes, I’ll cut food in their bed, pull everything out of the closet to the floor and make hysteria for two hours :)

From the category "Authors":
“I have a man here... His name is Miron Yuryevich Captain.
How stupid that is. Not only the Captain, but also Miron!
- No, girls, well, what would the name sound normal with the name Captain?
Jack the Sparrow!

If you have finished cigarettes and you are reluctant to go to the store because it rains on the street, knock on the neighbor and ask him for a hundred thousand for three months.



After hearing his explanations and apologies, sadly breathe:



“Sorry, very sorry, but I hoped so much for you... Well, give me a cigarette then.



In 9 out of 10 cases, he will gladly give you a whole package! I’ll be glad you got it so easy!

My husband for the first time had experience using Apple products, before which he was skeptical of my dislike for her. After long customs and attempts to access the file system, he dropped his hands:
I am no longer a fan of I-Voice.
Oh all that!

Whenever I order food for the house, I say that I have devices for 3 persons so they don’t know that I want to eat it all in one haru. and fat. and satisfying. by Haru.