xxx: I am out of the house
XXX: I have patriotism.
With me in the minibus 9 soldiers of graduates
XXX: Dressed in uniform
And I look at all this.
I understand they are nice, they go home, they serve, they are beautiful.
But I can’t get rid of the thought that after school, they served a year, a year is not a lot. Yes, not a sanatorium, but like not 6 years in the universe
This is not a feat, but they are so diligently preparing the parade form, so they try.
But in fact, it was if after the first course of the universe, coming from Novgorod, I got off the train in a ball dress.

Go somehow with this comrade to the store, buy beer and snacks. At the box, he starts roaring over the cashier. The case is "Gasanov Abdurrahman". And he suspects something wrong, like something sparkly. The guard comes with the badge "...Rahbadur....". I don’t remember Philo at all. A minute later, the senior administrator comes with the badge "...Hatabov...". They offer to slander us. And this pepper says that it will only allow to shake itself if they get in the row, first Abdulrahman, then Khatabov and Rahbadur. At this moment, the desire is in sight.

The beast was not born with makeup. O_O

Yyy: He was even born without plastic surgery. But then he got into an accident, after which such changes occurred with the face.

XXX: He was stunned in that accident.

Zzzz: He is still pissed

111: it is actually strange to read about such - "taked and went to Asia to winter", people have no cats?
I directly imagined how I said to my Canadian cat with I don't know how many layers of hair: And now let's go to Bali! How she will look at me.

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You don’t want to understand one simple thing. The preventive effect of punishment (in order for others to understand what it is full of) depends not on its severity, but on its irreversibility.

Someone has to guarantee that inevitability. Only who, if everyone takes bribes and is responsible for the inevitability too?

He invented the shortest screenplay of the film about the exchange of bodies. Twins change bodies, wake up not in their rooms, change rooms. The end.

The teacher of the son sent a letter: "The 11-year-old boy was sad at school" and suggested that the reason was a break with the girl he met. How do you respond to such a letter, except "you are all there fucking?and "

In the small town where I was born, for five years the mayor - like some bandit, with a very dark past, but... During these five years, two sports complexes, the central boulevard, a movie theater was repaired, the park, the square and the territory around the lake were restored. The old school has been rebuilt so that at first it seems like you are in an elite college somewhere in England. Roads in the city are also being repaired. The rest is in small things.
In the city where I live now, the main attraction is the central town hall near the station and the cinema, which has been built for sixteen years. The mayor has been in office for 16 years. So much depends on a person.
I went to elections and voted for others.

Was there an order? I. o Am I or a creature that is trembling?

I can only comment with one phrase: Hold the door!

I call on the work of the realtorche (after listening to the dark stories about children coming out of the butterfly age from the female team), there is a dialogue:
I: So when will you send it?
R: Oh, I don’t have time at all: I do not stop running all day long.
I: em... okay, thank you for the information, of course... so I wait when I wait.

I fall out smoothly, but then I begin to slowly recall: the realtorcha works in St. Petersburg, in the Petrograd district... stunned, expected to find the Great Prospect of the Petrograd side)

1 May is Easter.
Orthodox Communists
with crows and red flags
Go to places
The mass walk.
The world has resurrected!
Work is resurrected!
May have risen!
Indeed glory
The KPSS!

Andrew: I just realized that girls can pin each other.
Andrew: It turns out they have a whole set of activities for that.
Andrew: When a girl scratches her back or leaves a snail, she sends a ping to another girl through your command line.

Andrew, my advice to you: after you write your EGE, read about the ICMP protocol and don’t be ashamed of the rare remaining aitišniks here.

Uncle, give up programming and go better than cows.
YYY: Pas the cows and program. Programming is easier, it doesn’t run.

A good attempt...

You have never seen anything in your life unless you have watched a cat, half-covering its eyes from pleasure, slicing cream from your finger.

...but no, Philemon, the cream doctor forbade you. And the milk. Do not look at me that way.

In the interview:
Why did you leave your previous job?
I had to leave. I do not have enough flexibility.
In the sense? Do you react slowly when things change?
and no. I don’t get it when I lick my ass devoutly in the eyes.

I have not seen you yet.

By the way, I do not like such holders in front of me and try to go through the neighboring door. The hell knows when their hand shakes. I want to live.

A few times I barely managed to jump away from the flying door. Especially when in front of the rushing almost from the foot this door opened. She flies back very quickly. And if you are not selfish and help to hold the door in front of the person who goes with his pen, then his shaking hand does not threaten you with anything. It is not your palace door to open, join the process.

Aaa: I also don’t like compliments from little-known men. Reply to "OK. Did I hear you, then?and "

BBB: What about well-known men?

ccc: With this approach well-known men can not expect)

Technical support for one game.

I: After the next update in such a place, the screen begins to flash, it is impossible to pass the level.

PS: Send me a screenshot.

I am :? My screen is flashing, how can I take a screenshot?

TP: How to take a screenshot you can look in the instructions on your device.

Okay, I think you will have a screenshot. I captured the images, gathered the gif, sent it.

TP: Everything is flashing on your screenshot, it’s impossible to understand what the problem is.

I: That’s what’s the problem with everything.

TP: Send a screenshot that doesn’t flash.

I just took a screenshot and sent it.

TP: There is no problem in your screenshot.

He opened a new tick with a request to be dismantled by another employee.

Yes, this is still today... It goes in, such, business all: "Well, how are you doing?".
I’m dark for him: "As a rhythm to Iowa"...
He is such: "Cleevy?"
Rhythm of optimism, shit.