bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №128399
 21.05.2016
I came across a funny print: Tom Krug.
Maybe there is Michael Cruise.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128398
 21.05.2016
In short, with a pin, let’s make coffee. In the cosmodrome in Maca, a cappuccinator
2: It doesn’t sound very good.
1: What confused you?
2: The cappuccinator
1 to believe. I understand cappuccinators. I like when they’re dirty.
2: It sounds even worse

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128397
 21.05.2016
v0ndelpark: My phone was almost a minute at a depth of 1.5 meters, pulled out, dismantled, 2 days dried on the window, now it works as before)
Bossanova: In other words, did he not work before?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128396
 21.05.2016
" In Krasnogorsk, non-payers for gas will turn off the sewerage "
What a deep thought!
Klitschko is nervously smoking in the side.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №128395
 21.05.2016
The paradoxes of life.
Some proudly think of themselves that they are the smartest, the most courageous and the most astute, and others, looking at them, for some reason only see the most ordinary fools.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128394
 21.05.2016
XXX: I liked "Now it’s fashionable to look like a woodcut. Who does not cut down trees and takes care of himself all day to please other woodcutters.

YYY: In general, the woodcut is not correct, it is correct to say dendrosexual

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128393
 21.05.2016
Oh yeah, all sleep, or the songs would sing.
Do not rush to bury us.
We still have business here.
We have little children at home.
I just wanted to live...

Be drunk – behave well!

Zzzz: This is stupid! Drink - drink, have fun, drink the goats!

Do not hurry to close our eyes.
We love all the darkness.
And on the cheeks of the wines,
In the wake of Gaga...

zzz: - Is the goose a goose? )))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128392
 21.05.2016
Damn... a couple of tens of thousands a year... two cats a month...

Are you part of the 13% sect? A quarter of lamas per year of all deductions from one employee at the average salary in the Russian Federation. If you don’t believe it, go to the accounting office and ask how much your job costs the employer. And people who earn 100k or more, such as a car repair master, spend there more than a million a year. For this money they already have to install cybernetic implants, and conditionally-free medicine can not even cure the tooth normally.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128391
 21.05.2016
How long have you been talking, how many questions have you been asking? I answer. The case was so:

Twenty-five people came to the village celebration: knights, peasants and girls. They were gathered in a cage. The unbroken sergeant in an old calf climbed on a low base and looked around them with a contemptible look.
Are you a knight, a hundred anchors in my ass? The sergeant questioned the crowd, running through the eyes, as if asking a question to everyone on the field.
The crowd responded differently.
The lazy young soldier, standing just aside, quickly counted the number of respondents.
“Seventeen,” he said to the sergeant.
The sergeant smiled before the following question, held a pause and shot with the words:
Are you a girl, do I breathe?
part of the crowd. The knights pale and lowered their eyes to the ground.
- Yes, - with laughter heard from the crowd, after which the ordinary said: "Twelve".
Are you a farmer, plunging over a horse? The last question was asked by the sergeant.
“Yes,” he heard from the crowd, and the ordinary said, “Eight.”
Go away! The sergeant shouted, casting a playful look at the girls, and began to descend from the bridge.

Thus, only three questions were asked.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128390
 21.05.2016
XHHH: Shortened to Heman
The third movie is the same.
Oh, and Eric! There is still something good in you!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh no! I am already a pitcher.
We need you, Eric!
Oh yeah yeah yeah

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128389
 21.05.2016
The more they try to convince me that the Ukrainians are our enemies, the more I am convinced that our enemies are those who are trying to do so.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128388
 21.05.2016
In the morning I go to work, take an apple, a container with something there, cheese. My 5 year old watched this:
When you do this, I think you are stealing from us.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128387
 21.05.2016
The Rada decided to rename Dnipropetrovsk to Dnipro.
Inhabitants of Zaporozhye and Kherson are terribly concerned.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128386
 21.05.2016
Google suggests covering car caps with glue to keep pedestrians back in case of a collision.
– is
I am the son of a farmer (remember? So here - a pair of three villas on the cap will hold any much better than any glue.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №128385
 21.05.2016
Tagged: ahahah
I went to the mail.
Tag: sending
Tag: title
4 signs that you are a woman for a man
I don’t have to describe my hysteria.
Woman Borch is Epic
The New Blockbuster
The woman borst begins.
Woman Borsch vs Old List
Woman Borscht and 100 Clothes and Everything Without Strips
Topics: women "counterfeiting"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128384
 21.05.2016
Birk is Birk Gundmundsdottir.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Guarantee of calls to board
/////////////////////////////////////////////

by PFAH!
The Gundos! to the board!



I immediately remembered the joke.
A new student came into the class. The teacher looks at the magazine and rounded her eyes.
The boy says:
My name is Huev. I am Bulgarian.
During the lesson:
“Go to the board, Bulgarian. and Hui.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128383
 21.05.2016
Don’t drink tequila, I have to leave a tenth to my Creator.
Are you Krishna?
“No, Dad said to leave a hundred grams, to try what fucking we drink.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128382
 21.05.2016
Today I put the carrot on the turquoise. And then one small piece jumped straight into my eye. I, of course, knew that carrots were good for vision, but I imagined it a little differently))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128381
 21.05.2016
I have a session:"Lada-rebirth of legends" And the series will go on. Today is the pilot series:"Lad-start"! Picasso’s story is dramatic. Car service for the fourth hour. The intrigue, the deceit of the previous carslessars. The budget is cracking in the seams!))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128380
 21.05.2016
News title: The British got a bionic hand, like Snake from MGS.
Hope: Idiot, you should have taken it like a Winter Soldier.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna