He recently opened his recording studio. Opened a VKontakte group, and slowly began to rise" customers. And then one of those days a client calls me and agrees to record a song. He assigned her a date and time and discussed the cost of recording a song per hour.

The recording day came, a cute 19-year-old brunette arrived and we started the session.

For the first two hours, nothing clear came out, as she sang gently speaking badly (this is, of course, corrected thanks to the correction of false notes, equalization, compression and many other clever words :) After 4 hours, she still did not like everything that came out, and she changed her mind to record this song, and wanted to record another, another 3 hours and nothing good came out of it. Then our wise young woman said

Thank you, nothing works and the desire to record is gone.

When I decided to calculate her by studio price, she said a wonderful thing.

So I didn’t get a ready song, I won’t pay, and so on. and etc.

The long talk that it’s not my fault that you don’t get it didn’t convince her. She called her dad and said I was blackmailing her money. Not an hour passed as the father came angry and angry at the "discussions" with me, explaining to him the situation, he silently got the wallet paid, and told the daughter to quickly climb into the car, apologized and left.



My friends, that is all. I wish you more good customers and less bad ones ;)

It is easy!

Here everyone is very helpful to remember the title of the book, help me, plz. Once I read the book, I don't remember what, tell the author and the title!

Horalik Linor, “How to learn to read what is written.”

Vasily, I thought Makarevich was a virgin

Basil: Why is it?

He’s so sad constantly and he’s cooking himself.

Evening conversation with my husband. He is "educating me":
Goethe is a common name for the disadvantaged areas of the United States.
I am curious... I ask:
So what is a ghetto?
Not what, but who! This is the name of the philosopher. Faust of Ghetto!

In short, considering all of the above, the only person who has a chance is the educator of a colony for minors. He understands the psychology of medieval semi-animals, knows how to control it and has all the chances to end his days in old age, on the throne of a great empire. By way of introducing several basic techniques of scientific knowledge of the world, and there they will learn to do paper themselves. Even the toilet.

Stesh was terribly worried about how his brother was taken out of his stomach. I show the seam from Caesarean and explain what was cut, taken, sewn.
Stella in horror: "What are the straight lines? Nets and needles!! What a nightmare... it’s Scottish!! Well, or glue some...."
In her understanding it is apparently terrifying and in general "the Stone Age"

If you are kind to a goat, it will jump on your neck.

Admiral Kolchak, once occupying the next city, said: "Do not touch artists, prostitutes and cowboys. They serve every power.”

But how good is now the Americans who took a mortgage loan in rubles.

The husband is fascinated by world of tanks, the son (8 years) supports him.
My husband, you know, I already have a second wife.
I am what???? to
Put my hand on my shoulder in the game, Mom. It is in the game...

A neighbor of the upper class with friends painted the elevator and the walls of the entrance with the logo of his companion. He did not realize that it was his own entrance. And he was very surprised, probably, when his father gave him a cloth, a bottle of gasoline, and said he would not let him in until he washed all the walls from top to bottom. The old baby cried and cried until the evening, as a result of which the breast brain began to gradually break.

by misha_makferson:
There was a small dog in the yard without a leash. And so that it is not lost in the dark (small, and also dark) with the dog on the collar lamp. There were street dogs doing their business. When they saw it, their mouths read “Mother of God!” What is it?" However, the mimic of dogs is quite expressive.

Amur bit Timor because he bit him. Typical family situation.
Amur and Timur - fin de l'Amour?

Feridnew: I am new here) I also want to earn:) I know 4 languages How can I earn here please help (
leadwar: 4 languages?))
feridnew: Yes Azerbaijani 100% Turkish 100% Anglican somewhere 80-85% Russian 90-95%

I woke up on weekends because of the neighbors for various reasons, who drilled, who knocked, who played / listened to music, who cried, who robbed the furniture, and who will knock the door.
Today I was awakened by the sound of a matrix printer.
Who and why needed a matrix printer at home, I do not understand.

- And yes, here a friend of the FSB is interested in how you got to Egypt?
Return to a more familiar transportation.
Yes, you are extreme.
What can you do for an Egyptian magnet in the refrigerator?! to

Neradence: Daddy, as always, is fairy. Looking at the battery (new, on plastic tubes).
"No," he says, "I don’t like her. The boy. How to hold hostages? They will run out and flee..."

Comrade wrote: "It is funny to hear calls to protect children from the matter. Since children are mothers more than any adult."
Obviously the comrade is not aware that 50% of the character is education, and not what the parents say but what they do.

Richard Strauss was a great conductor. At one time he was a conductor at the Munich Opera House. During the performance of Tristan, the orchestra broke up so that Strauss, who directed this performance, wanted to give a signal to close the curtain. Suddenly, the trombones entered the place, all the groups of the orchestra clinged and the act was completed safely. When Strauss asked the trombonists, "How did you manage to enter correctly in such a chaos?" they answered unsettlingly: "We have a huge number of pauses, we go out of the orchestra to our room, play in the bones, drink beer and, when the time is right for our entry, we enter the orchestra hole, take our instruments in our hands and no conductor of the world can beat us."

My neighbor on the floor (quiet like a mouse) living on the floor below her neighbors complained (!) The District (!!) For the fact that at six in the morning she runs too loudly on the floor...chest!