Last year cleaning. I dusted the room, decided to release gases, and in order not to smell, I put the pipe to my ass.
Question: Guess at what moment the woman entered the room?
All of you, New Year!

You should go to the laundry. Men themselves will jump from joy when instead of shower gels and foam for shaving they are given some screwdriver, although the wrapped shelves are used not only by the husband, but also by the hanging paintings he is not alone admired. The TV presented again no one looks in one face, hiding from the rest of the family.
Spit not on those who consider laundry to be an attribute to help a wife, but on those who have a laundry laundry.

For the New Year, I gave my wife a washing machine...men! This is a really comfortable thing!! Give your hands and delight your half!

Vovartas: Shanson - radio for the soulful))

About website design:
Which font do you like more? Screenshot 1 * Screenshot 2 *
The second is less fat. I am on a diet.

When I was a kid, I liked a girl from the neighborhood yard. She had chestnut-to-shoulder hair, a blue jeans suit and stunningly sad blue eyes. What her name was and I had no idea, asking friends is dangerous. You know yourself, “Tili-Testo...” I watched her for endless weeks. No, of course I ran, orally with the boys, apparently trying to get her attention, but looked if she was looking at me. She looked, of course, and in her eyes read her desire to join our games, but for some reason she did not go. Days, weeks passed...How did my lava story end? It was a boy. Just very similar to a girl. I probably realized then for the first time that something was wrong with this world and that girls could be boys.

And two Roma.
I thought you were stuck...
I have defeated the force of will.
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After reading the post about the bomber who saved a child from the garbage tank, I immediately remembered the story about the bomber from my life, which I want to share with you on my fear and risk.



Friday evening and traffic jams. End of August. Tired of the endless repetition of songs, I even turned off the radio, I sat in silence and dreamed of ending my journey home soon. It was difficult to take me to the center of the city and there was nothing to expect. So you realized that the speed of the car was about 5m per minute.



I look on the sides – hundreds of cars and about 20 people at the stop on the left of me 5 meters away. I look at nothing to do in their faces and I understand that they all look at the same point: in the pocket before the stop, where the route should stop, there is a real bombage. In the consciousness. He opens his mouth, screaming loudly about something. There is no leg below the knee. His face is broken in blood. Nearby are two bushes, in vain trying to reach, but not.



In May, he broke his leg and hopped on a cradle for 2 months. To be honest, I had no worse feelings.



It is to the fact that the inflated feelings dragged the lever to the parking lot, I got out of the car and headed toward it. Walk 3 meters, exactly through a series of meetings. He goes into military uniform, and, despite his far from rich dimensions, looked in the eyes of a bombardment of some sort of punisher. My appearance is Caucasian, I wear a beard. And all this mixture of mountain view, black beard and military uniform made the bomber shout out of fear: Don’t beat! Do not fight!! He sat down, hugged his buttocks and raised him, holding one hand for the cradle. He continues to scream with a loud voice, but no longer so confident. And it smells like it, I will tell you, a real bombardment. The smell of urine with barberry, enhanced by 30 degrees of heat. I squeeze the chest under one of his palms, stretch for the second, finally put on my feet and lead on the sidewalk. I looked at his face, the blood flowed from his broken eyebrows. He wiped out what he could, threw the little things out of his pocket and went back. I hear a “thank you” behind my back. All the time, people at the stop were watching quietly. My car stopped the movement, but no one signaled.



I washed home, washed the bowl, that’s all, I don’t smell. And a good deed (as I think it is good) warms the soul. There are no complaints to the viewers on the street, hardly anyone wanted to drive with a bombardment, then ride in a hot road and smell. It was just sad that healthy beetles could not feed themselves, and this disabled person was doomed.

Identify your shortcomings.

by LEN

And all that?

Let me list...

This is your story about a virgin and a stepped-up walker.

I know a real existing such a couple, he is bored with her, because he chose a high-ranking father and virginity, and she is terribly jealous of him and not without a reason.

How can we explain to our neighbors that the elevator is ours and we do not need to measure it with urine?

I decided to try to sleep here during the holidays. I didn’t like it, my face changed, my face became pink like a miserable hologram, the comfortable bags under my eyes, in which I put valuable items like a wallet or passport, my perception of the world changed, the storage of thoughts too. In general, I do not advise you to sleep, sleep is worse than drugs, every time you need an increased dose, relatives begin to look at you strangely, your personality changes, during use you lose consciousness and return to consciousness after 9 hours. Always refuse people who offer you to sleep, do not believe their words "because of one time nothing will happen". Protect yourself and your loved ones.

Q: Do you know why I pour water from the filter in the moisturizer?

WOW: That there were no sweaters, obviously.

This is because bacteria cannot live in very clean water. I read, they are just broken from the inside by the osmosis.

Wow: Do you regularly wash from the bacterial plaque, and buy any additives?

No, it doesn’t break everyone, but most. And then I dry out the whole system, pour out new filtered water... And a few dry, but surviving bacteria are blown up with joy, and the wakefulness, the wakefulness, the wakefulness are also bursting!

You are a sadist, of course. It is terrible now to ask for a glass of water.

Who writes the code for the new year is a big...
The idiot!
The Secret! I go to visit in January without beer and candy.
Absolutely a fool!
We are a programming company, hello!
Fuck, is it about me?! to
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In one of the villages of Nepal, which was hit by the strongest earthquakes in April and May 2015, locals live in improvised tents made of film and boards. To build new houses Nepals, whom the nature left without a roof, can not. Most of them bought their previous home with money earned from the sale of their own kidneys.



The town of Hoxe in Nepal is called the "village kidneys". Almost all of the inhabitants of the area were engaged in transactions with traffickers of human organs. A 37-year-old local woman named Gita told The Daily Mail that she sold her kidney to buy a family home. As a result, the building was destroyed by an earthquake.



A Nepalese woman travelled to India, where her organ was removed and paid 200 thousand Nepalese rupees (almost two thousand dollars) for it. Gita bought a plot of land in Hox, 12 miles from Nepal’s capital, and spent the rest of the money on building a stone house. After a severe earthquake of magnitude 7.9 the house turned into ruins. Now Gita with her four children lives in a barracks of brass, garbage bags and sheets of rifle iron.

History from distant times. We were at a sports collection at a resting base. Winter, training and training. Overall, after a week, they pulled in, but the forces appeared, it became boring. Finally, we see a group of girls. They just arrived. decided to meet. They said goodbye and offered to play in the snow. How else to ride in the winter on the base, where there is no entertainment. Then they long regretted this idea... The girls laughed and agreed. And it started... Then it turned out that it came to the collection of the handball team. Little is that they have never failed. They still almost every hit shot off))))) It was a slaughter))) You need to choose a more careful way to get acquainted.

French Health Minister Nora Berra has advised homeless people to stay in their homes.

Why are you so surprised at the 19252 debt?
For a long time, there are few exceptions to Craiova:
When a aunt is averagely invested in beauty-skill and her makeup is shaky, the clothes are shaky and the heels are high - it's ойfu, without makeup and basses for you, diffchenki, better.
When the aunt beat-guru and kills a bunch of time, money and energy on the type of invisible makeup of 100 layers, when the makeup itself is not visible, but the illusion of beauty is amazingly real, when clothes and tapes are more expensive in order, and this is all the rest... Then - wow, natural beauty, what a smart you are, that you don't shudder with cosmetics!
When the aunt doesn’t know the beauty practice at all, investing in something entirely different, then – God, what a crocodile? Are you a grandmother? Well, learn at least from aunt number one, once not born a beauty like number two.

If you think. A planet on which: no water, no vegetation, no life, inhabited by robots is Mars.

Or that guy from Chuvashia, a sports walk.

Why is he walking so fast? After all, everyone knows that the fastest of all the British walk, passing through the emigrant areas of London. Are there emigrant areas in Chivas? No is. It is doping.
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