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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122714
 07.01.2016
How did I get to this crazy women’s forum, and where did the humorous website go?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122713
 07.01.2016
Lovers of virgin brides. Information for reflection. If all women are monogamous and have to be “ni-ni” before marriage, then with whom will polygamous men be fucked, who can be before marriage?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122712
 07.01.2016
Assumptions in the Companion

Do you think you will be rough? and ?
Walking with Walton? I will :)
You are better to tie him to a rope, and to a circle, and inside a brick, and into a crowd of rotted ones, whom you will shave, the one who is narrowed.
- no, taking into account the bulk of cars in the yard:))) in some obligation. you will... go narrowed with a scandal:))))
Yes, but the elegance of method!? to
Shoot in the teeth, I am your princess.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №122711
 07.01.2016
I have long dreamed of finding a four-leaf clover. Not for luck, I am a skeptic, but just to find!
It happened in the summer! On the way home, as usual, looking at the pebble, I noticed several five-listers and - a miracle - one four-list! She cared carefully, trying not to remind her, brought home. I put on the shelf to squeeze a little - such dense leaves do not place under the press.
While I was calling my husband, the cat had eaten most of my five- and four-leafers.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122710
 07.01.2016
And my cat cracks strictly for half an hour after I come back from work.
(On weekends – within 30 minutes after I wake up and he will see that I’m not sleeping.)
After reflecting, I came to the conclusion that he was a big young man: it would be unpleasant to come from work or wake up, hearing the smell had time to spread throughout the apartment. Or, say, bring someone into a stinking house. And so - I came, he did the job, I immediately cleaned it - everything is clean and does not smell. I love this cat.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122709
 07.01.2016
We had the only camel in the city. Well, exactly 15 km on a farm in a cowhouse and it was shot down by a car. What a shame ? ?
XHHH: To be broken before the New Year. He was all there operated, but his heart was not stretched out. ))))))))
Here you are on fire.
Title: A Camel in the Operation
XHH: I didn’t even know until we had him.
WOW: Now you know
WOW: what is not
I am sorry :)
zzz: direct camel of the shredder

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122708
 07.01.2016
My grandmother was 83 years old. Today, for example, telling about how and why she came (the official version of doing teeth, to be treated) finally, she gave out:"And in general, I know what I came... basically I need just a patient person who will teach me how to use...smartphone!"
To my confused question:"And why is it to you?!" and shock:
The answer is brilliant: “Nowow... I look, a beautiful phone, I bought it... and then I look, the wire... it’s a smartphone!”
I:"Why did I not give up...?"
B:"Well in the first uncomfortable... they will say this old wallet :crazy:, and in the second... I am an old sick man... I would not have come :ROFL:!"

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122707
 06.01.2016
As we are talking about virginity and infidelity...

I am 32 years old, have two children and have not had a husband for three years. By default, I am considered to be among my peers-holograms "b/u", "dirty goods", "titty with a trailer" and so on, but if you mention that I am not in divorce, but a widow - I immediately become in the eyes of the same people an excellent candidate for relationships, and my children from "spin-grizzly" suddenly turn into "unhappy babies", who need to give a candy / apple and sympathize. Verified several times. The nature of the phenomenon is not very clear to me.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122706
 06.01.2016
This is the businessman:

Here are you respected real working idea "small" business, I have been using it for 4 years:
1st Purchases a loosened cognac drink in a tank of 5 liters for 700 rubles. (Fresh course of course)
2nd They invite friends to come together and say so to drink.
Three From each friend, the collection (stack for drinking) is 200 rubles, with an explanation that for 200 rubles in a strong alcohol store, 0.5 liters are not real to buy.

Let us call things by their names, 700 rubles. For 5 liters - this is not a cognac drink, it is an underground car, with a dye and flavor. You are personally lucky with the supplier, once you are still alive, and so at all - I do not recommend. The health consequences of such savings can be much more severe.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122705
 06.01.2016
Go to the store and get a gift. Anyone at all. Even two gifts.
Rabbit, are you joking?
and no. and st.
This is "all for 49 rubles".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122704
 06.01.2016
silv_m> recorded with a saxophonist three tracks on video in DC at %friend_name%
silv_m> only when I came home I realized that this DC is in the building of the former military committee, where I was 10 years ago at the medical commission, and the video we wrote in the office, where the crazy grandfather surgeon was sitting in glasses in double lenses, who broke my medical card and painfully touched my eggs
daldukar> and I would remember on the spot - the track would sound a lot more desperate.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №122703
 06.01.2016
If you translate "Resident Evil" as "Apartment of the Evil", the horror turns into a family sitcom. Do not forget about soda, popcorn and gelatine mushrooms.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №122702
 06.01.2016
Color solutions in technology:
There is a known survivor. A rough bearded uncle weighing a centurion. He carries a photo shower of bright yellow color. In response to the surveillance of his soap machine (photos are shit, features are few and in general this is a camera for blondes) he replied: I, he says, artistic quality is not needed, and for a documentary that I was there and there, it is enough, it costs a penny, the bright yellow color is visible on the grass and on the stones, and you continue to drag your mirrors with kilograms of glass, afraid to lose them, break and drown.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122701
 06.01.2016
I will write a book of 400 methods to understand my wife that didn’t work.

There should be some use of this madness... xD


[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №122700
 06.01.2016
Here somehow posted a quote about a woman who did not especially love to cook, but still wanted a set of dishes as a gift because there is red, orange and blue.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №122699
 06.01.2016
It is good to be unemployed in Moscow. Do what you want, lots of free time. One problem, the mercy will be stolen, millions will be stolen.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №122698
 06.01.2016
I pledged to have relationships with virgins, accumulating a couple of times. The logic of a virgin is simple - no matter what you are a mega lover, she will still doubt without trying other options. Such relationships are doomed to short-livedness. With our present (two times divorced) we live soul-in-soul and in complete harmony, including in bed, for the seventh year. Apparently I don’t lose much in her personal rating of her former))). By the way, being jealous of the ex is generally a mess. Imho of course.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №122697
 06.01.2016
Would you be very upset if Jackie in the armor of God spoke with the voice of Boyarsky?
2 the fucking. I want to hear it! :D
3: I’m even afraid to start imagining it.)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122696
 06.01.2016
xxx: SMS about "blocking your card" has arrived. I decided to call the number specified in the message, to clarify - what happened to my cards. A young man at that end of the wire that all my cards were blocked, clarifying that all, all the cards, all the banks. He did not talk further with him - he transferred his number to the security service of the bank, in which he worked.
AAA: How did it end? Were the SB bank laughed and beaten, or were some bodily movements made?
BBB: In general, such things need to be immediately to the police, what can the SBB do?
CCC: I am worried. and :)
DDD: Express your concerns.
Eee: Doing body movements. :D

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №122695
 06.01.2016
The European Union has drawn up a list of plant and animal species alien to European nature, Interfax on Tuesday, January 5, citing the Ministry of the Environment of Estonia. Representatives of flora and fauna included in the list must be removed from the country.

Goodbye to potatoes! Tomatoes, I will miss you! Corn, come back, I will forgive you!

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