“Don’t touch, it’s for the New Year!” ended on December 31.
From the 1st of January began another: "Eat, or it will be ruined!

Look at how fast this cat grows!! to
In two weeks, it has grown twice!
He is pleased to walk in the pot and not release his nails during the game.
And the fact that he is sure that the cat on the tree is a variant of the Siberian monkey on the palm - so that even children are delighted. Who selects toys, who makes selfies, who just takes pictures, there are attempts to call a dog to remove a cat from the New Year's plant...

- I need to call Andrew, let him go, he has a staff.
It is better if you have a camera.

It was good on January 1 and 2. The third is political. As you have already said, politicians are homeschooled. Ukrainian and Russian. Fuck you!! From each cracks with their fucking thoughts, the TV guided, climb. Soon from the point in the toilet will shake either a stubborn hollow or a stubborn cotton.

The immoral priest is not needed by anyone. Neither to people nor to God.

You will not believe. No one needs a priest. There is no need for any intermediary between the buyer and the seller. The intermediary does not care about both the goods and the goods sold - only to not lose their profits. When you buy from an intermediary, you will never be sure of the authenticity.
But people are lazy: they do not turn to the primary sources, but to the merchants. Do not believe? Go to the primary sources yourself. Not in vain, by the way, the shoppers were chased out of the temple.

A wretched creature!

> oh heroologists, in the sense of philologists, and no-ka, form a commandant inclination of the verb "grit".

Dirty, miserable creature, unable to linguistics and not understanding the essence of incomplete matrix of forms! Your cheek is in a nominal fall for lunch, nothingness! And do not chew, namely, the cheek!

That channel in the New Year holidays will become more popular, which will show not only the time and weather, but also the date.

I remember there was a movie in which aliens came to destroy our great and powerful, but, flying from west to east and back, decided that before them have visited here.

Mommy, my moustache is growing!! to
You have grown up, my daughter.

There is such an app in which users evaluate different products. In particular, it is possible to place the price of the goods and indicate on the map the store where the goods were purchased. So, if you ban the app from accessing location determination, the map opens in the very center of the map of the world - somewhere south of the coast of Ghana and Nigeria. And in neutral waters approximately 1300 kilometers from the coast of Nigeria you can find a large cluster of "Five" and "Smile of the rainbow".

The black hye left the chat.
Black hyacinth in the chat.
Sanctum: It was clearly friction.

1st Safaris
2nd License to shoot exotic animals
Three Travel to Rome, Paris, Tokyo
4 is Translation to office. Director of Science
5 is Five-room apartment
6 is Local Dacha
7 is Own car
8 is Moving to Moscow
9 is Acquisition of 2nd Youth

This is the marriage contract, which Alenushka gave to sign Sataniev in the film "Wizards"

Everything in this chat.

In any organization in the world, be it military or civilian, there is a saying: if something goes wrong, goes wrong and doesn't move properly, use WD-40, and if it moves when it doesn't need to - a sticky tape, or scotch. Invented during World War II to wrap shops and boxes with cannons to make them waterproof in the jungle, the tape has since become a must-have element of the set for any task. It was even used to fix the wing on the Apollo 17 lunar rover when it suddenly broke on the lunar surface, as well as to fit rounded CO2 gas washers into square-shaped holes to save the lives of the Apollo 13 crew.

Dick Francis "The Cross Hollow"

My sister finally introduced me to her young man! This is my former lover. I am a guy...

xxx: yesterday with Pasha weighed up and made a willful decision... no longer weigh

About the shit:

The average length of the male member, according to one of the statistical organizations, was 15 centimeters, and according to reports of another - 25 centimeters. The scattering in the results appeared to be due to differences in methods, some were measured, while others were only surveyed. and c)

Are you going to be a cabbage?
Is there red?
There is cabbage and aquarel.

Guys talk openly about girls’ complaints about their big penis.
And no one ever says that a girl complains about a little boy.
Hm This is strange, very strange.)

We sit in the morning of January 1 with a small bunch of survivors, discussing what would be better for us to meet this new year in a dream, or to walk all year without sleeping again.
The ghost of the owner of the apartment slowly floats into the kitchen, hanging on the threshold, dumbly exploring the surroundings. The owner's wife is somehow keenly interested in what, he said, stood up. Further beautiful: he sharply shakes, scratches the tree, shakes the rain, takes the tree, returns, drinks someone’s coffee, gets a note from under the table and peacefully goes into work.

The next day, he explained: in any state of strangulation, sleep and cuddling, heins a set of basic algorithms, in particular: if a woman raises her voice in the presence of a tree - it is time to have a miscarriage.

First of all, we will be the fastest!! I said and bought three bottles of wine at once.