And why everyone is so afraid of individual boilers in hell, imagine you will have a separate boiler!!! Own and personal. The rest will be crowded like in the metro.

I have long dreamed of buying a laser indicator that ignites at a distance of up to 10 meters. I am unlikely to surprise anyone, and I am not going to, but the man who asked me if I could not smoke was quite surprised. I do not smoke, so by habit I immediately answered no, but I immediately came to mind a brilliant idea, and asked him to wait a second. He got a stick from the portfolio, reminiscent of the handle of a light sword. The Eastman asked:

Will this thing not kill me?

I asked him to replace a cigarette. Then lighted a bright blue light, 2 seconds, voila, the man is pleased! Ohha, ahha, he ran to boast to his friends.

I will never forget that reaction.

xxx: bljad, we have tractorists (trackers) entertaining - terrible ice, so they organized a drift competition in the factory territory! :D

Not the author, but I would say:

To the author: "She looks at her for a few seconds without even noticing, then says, "Oh, I probably can't, better I will call you in the evening and you will help me." Mistake, I mean in the evening, with a sick back, after a working day behind the comp, I will have to guess a couple of hours in a row on the phone which button she pressed there and which she should press next. So I said that I would not call, if the paper does not help, then I will definitely not be able to help by phone.

Such a cool admin does not know about remote PC management?)) I could have agreed to help, for a snack or any amount.)

In order to help the remote, you need to have this remote set and working. At a distance, good nursery photos look, and to restore the system - that is still hemorrhoids.
2nd Hard food admin does not work.
Three Don't let God help you for "any amount" because any future crash, from the point of view of such customers, you will simply have to correct.

In the game:
Every minute, a billion atoms are added to the world. from where?
Go to Naher. I came here to degrade, not to resolve your rebuses.

Chet has recently started jumping through posts about oral courses.
Per this is a new symbol of female advancement. I am not so fashionable. But I do not understand. I had a few men, but even this number is enough to understand that manipulations they like are completely different. Not to mention that gymnastics are gymnastics, but in a man's body can be bended, for example. And why did we "no go through this"? Even sadly, somehow, people are learning by pattern, not by a particular person. Or are they no longer married without these crabs?

Meeting of website developers. D-developer N-Chief
D-Yes to do what the client wants to have a month to watch hentai with tenacles!
N (see D with a heavy look) - YouTube with cats, 5 minutes.

The preamble. A few years ago, our district prosecutor’s office initiated comprehensive non-planned inspections of catering places. My boss sent me to these checks at the request of an assistant prosecutor.

Actually a Fabula. It is no secret that in the role of "Japanese" chefs in Russian sushi bars and restaurants appear from SA. So I remember at one of the checks in a good and expensive restaurant, the chef and su-chef were pure Japanese... They were taken by the FMSniks as illegal, but the Kyrgyz and other Uzbek remained in place, because with the documents they had everything in order)))

“Safety initiative – a hurt for the organization”

I can forgive everything except humility.
And the battles?

One day a friend told me:
You are perfect – your figure, your face, your legs, your hair. I don’t know what the underdog is. What is wrong with you? Maybe you are a straw? Or as a human being?

Google's patent on how unmanned cars communicate with pedestrians:

Patented instead of making it an open standard? Keep it so! Now, in order to walk in front of the Apple Car, you will need to carry your hand horizontally, before the Samsung car - in any direction, before the car to stand on four, and before the Lamborghini to open your mouth wide.

Zorge.R: I stand down, I hold my foot on the brake, I heat the car, I use to choose a song, here the car starts to roll forward, I wait for the brake to the focus, it still rolls, a little strained, I start to press the pedal with pulsing movements, I strain stronger, the car all rolls forward, I start in my head to pick up options, what could be broken, I start to get nervous, and the car rolls and gets speed, all the options in my head ended, the handle crushed, and the car is still rolling and getting speed, your mother, what is going on,..... and here I understand that it is not I rolled forward, but the car next, rolling back, backwards. I fixed the magnetophone.

Patriots begin to dismantle Turkish sanitary equipment.

In the present Ukrainian steppes until the 18th century, there was also little population, only a few Tatars and Turks ;)

You don’t know, don’t lie down! There were crowds of proto-Ukrains digging the Black Sea.

Today I was the 100th buyer at Bill. The cashier congratulated me and joyfully stated that all my purchases together cost 1 ruble. So instead of 29 rubles for the lighter, I paid 1.

Canakau: tomorrow Monday
Diamond: Yes, they’re coming every week, well, how much you can, fucking!

Zzz: Omich killed his brother with pollen out of jealousy.
XXX is again? Somebody is killing someone out of jealousy. It’s not spring for hormones to play.
Zzzz: Look at the weather. The snow is melting, the birds sing... spring in spring!
After seeing the black earth passing out of the melted snow, feeling the warm spring wind on their faces, they, by habit, took the pollen out of the closets and went to kill.

Following the latest events: Ah, so be! Instead of Turkey, where everything is included, I will go to Crimea, where everything is turned off.

I decided to teach my younger brother to order. He repeatedly asked for order in the room. Zero of emotions. In punishment included his game Fallout 4, scattered in his barracks beds and removed previous storage. I have never heard so much whisper in my life. As a result, the third day in the room is ideal.