The realities of Sovkombank: no matter how much you use the "Halva" card, only Sergey Bezrukov becomes "sweet" on the account.

Recently, the Bangladeshi journalist “GMB Akash” posted an unusual post on his Facebook page. It tells the story of a poor man who worked as a cleaner for many years so that his children could get a decent education — something he never had. This is the story of this father, raising four daughters, from the first person.

I never told my kids about my work, not wanting them to be ashamed of me. When my younger daughter asked me about my kind of occupation, I always answered that I was working a variety of jobs. Before I returned home, I was showering in public toilets every day, so my children didn’t even suspect of my real job. I dreamed of sending all my daughters to school so that they could learn and get a decent profession.

I did everything I could to make them live a decent life. I didn’t really want anyone to look at them the same way they looked at me... People have always humiliated me. I invested all my money in the education of my daughters. I could never buy a new shirt because I spent all I earned on school textbooks. I was a cleaner.

On the eve of my eldest daughter’s last admission date, I never managed to raise enough money for my admission fee. I could not work that day. I just sat next to a bunch of garbage trying to hide my tears. All my colleagues looked at me with sympathy, but none of them tried to talk to me. I tried very hard, but failed, so I felt killed by sorrow. I had no idea what I would say to my daughter when she asked me about the entrance fee. I was born in poverty, but always dreamed of a better life for my children. And now my dreams were not destined to come true...

After work, all the cleaners I worked with came to me. They sat next to me and asked if I considered them my brothers. Before I could answer anything, my colleagues gave me all their income in one day. When I tried to give up, they said, “If necessary, we’ll be starving today, but our daughter has to go to college!” That day, for the first time, I did not take a shower, but returned home as a cleaner.

My eldest daughter will soon graduate from college. She already has a part-time job, which allows her to pay for the education of the other three daughters. My kids no longer let me work. But several times a week, my older daughter comes with me to where I worked before and feeds all my former colleagues for lunch. They laugh and ask her why she feeds them so often. My daughter replies to them, “You were all hungry that day to make me what I am today. Now pray for me so that I can feed you all every day!”

I don’t feel like a poor person now. Those who have such children cannot be poor.

Convince people that tomorrow is the end of the world and they will arrange it today.

Interrupted sexual intercourse is when children knock on the room, not what is written on the internet.

It is not about optimism or pessimism, but about the inability to count the probability of events.

Once in the airport could not find a working coffee machine for 100 r, paying the "cup of coffee" 400 r for the Americano sucked a frog. She sat in front of the coffee machine, thought, looked from the side, seeing that it was disconnected from the socket - turned back and the machine revived. Drinking coffee, the people at the airport also joyfully pulled to the machine. Half an hour later, the evil girl came out of the “cup of coffee” and pulled the cable out of the rosette again. She said, “Don’t touch me” and left. The Competition

No need to leave the comfort zone. It must be expanded.

The opinion of others should be respected. Listening is not necessary. Convincingly shake your head.

From 96 to 97 I studied in the 9th grade. Since we were forbidden to use the calculators, we were looking for opportunities to pinpoint the system. I found a logarithmic line at home. I asked my father what this was. He told me the calculator and taught me how to use it. I counted on him for six months, and nobody paid attention, until I was once burned by a soundtrack (educational engineer, vocational teacher) and told teachers of the hidden capabilities of this gadget. Well, of course, I had a line to take to classes. My wife is a math teacher. He says that if a single student had learned to use a logarithmic line now, neither she nor any of the pupils would have been able to take it away, but they would also have put up a lot of scores.

Do I do as you say, or do I do so that you are satisfied with the result?

Be simpler - and you will be drawn to the same single-cell.

It is known that Jewish mothers are carriers of life wisdom.
Advice from a Jewish mother to her married son
Don’t expect your wife to treat you like I do, it will never happen, she didn’t give you birth.
Always wash your socks. Only a washing machine can do this. The point.
Change your toothbrush once a month.
Never tell your wife, “Mom did that!”
The phrase “and it was better for mom” is forgotten forever!
Don’t complain about my wife. You chose it yourself!
Don’t tell your wife about your past relationship. Insist that you forgot everything!
Keep only “safe” information on your phone. Keep the rest in your head, train your memory, and learn the “compromise” in your mouth.
Always praise the food prepared by your wife.
Never tell your wife about our past quarrels with your father. It’s been a long time and it doesn’t concern anyone.
If I get sick, visit me once a week. It is important to me. And, please, pick up chocolate eggs along the way.
When I ask you about phone settings, don’t be nervous. Remember, I taught you to the pot.
Remember, now the main woman in your life is your wife.
If your wife asks you whether this dress will fill her, always answer, “Well, what are you? I think you have lost weight!”
If your wife asks you for something global (repair, shirt, car, travel, bike trainer, robot vacuum cleaner, etc.) Always agree for the third time. The first time a woman just thinks out loud, the second time she pretends out loud – she wants it or not, and if she said it for the third time – then she must. Agree for the third time. Do not count! If you do it earlier – she has changed her mind, if you do it later – she is offended. Flowers, sweets and clothes are not included. A woman should not ask for this, it is sacred!
If I ask you something, do it the first time. You can’t doubt: I thought 333 times before asking you.
Never criticize your wife’s parents. Remember, they gave birth to the woman you chose.
and develop. Read books, listen to lectures, attend trainings, study courses.
Spend 6 nights with family and one with friends. This is necessary for mental balance.
Never come in with empty hands. It is disrespect.
Always congratulate your wife on all the holidays. The day of your wedding and the day of your acquaintance. For women it is important.
Before you open the door, smile. Remember that for your wife and children you are a barometer of tranquility and reliability.

Near the house, they built a ugly, enormous tower for mind control, but soon I liked it.

If you think, then everything in the world is only for the sake of sex and the continuation of the race.



Yyy: Well, someone said, “Flood and multiply.”



zzz: I’m increasingly thinking that the original was “fuck yourself,” but when translating and adapting it was fucking.

I can’t find a job for myself. You pay too little, you have to work.

The Kazakh wedding. Noisy and fun. Full hall of guests.

A man sits at our table. After a while, a beautiful girl approaches him, touches his shoulder and says something. The man stands up, embraces her, kisses her cheek and sits back at the table. The girl stared at him, then approached me. “It looks like a relative wants to say goodbye,” I think, I also get up, hug her, kiss her on the other cheek and sit down at the table. The girl now looks unhappy at me. I don’t understand why I didn’t please her. She approaches the third man at our table. He stands up and does the same thing as us. She is angry, shakes her hands and says something loud. We do not understand anything. “I was drunk. There will be a scandal," I think, and at this moment the music is shrinking, and she cries loudly to the whole hall:

Stop kissing me! One of you parked in front of my car. Remove her and let her go.

A programmer is sitting in the dining room, eating lunch, soup. In the glasses, such a thoughtful, the program thinks. Everyone has eaten, everyone has gone. A waitress approaches him and says:
If you want to have a good time, my name is Masha!
The programmer slowly returns to the ground and looks at the waitress with a loose eye and on the autopilot asks:
If not, what is your name?
If you don’t, I’m not called.
The trees... exactly. The variable must be removed!

I was 9 years old and I went with my parents and grandfather to a ski resort, somewhere in Dombay. We collected 35 people from the company and rented an entire base. I remember the evening, my parents went to bed after skating, and I was sitting with the adults, drinking tea. The adults were 20-25 people!) is



Then they all ate and left an entire table of dirty dishes. 25 people, a whole banquet! The adults gathered to go to the bathroom and such say, "and Abraham will wash our dishes."

Abraham was a wise Jewish boy who said:

- Of course I wash, 500 rubles (price of the snickers)!

The adults laughed and said, "well, well, young people give" and someone gave me 500 rubles.

Then I pulled off the tea and said in consolation:

500 rubles for each.

But then they realized that they laughed in vain, somehow all quieted and instead of a fun bath, went to wash their dishes.

Apparently it was disgusting the very idea that for washing dishes a child will now earn as much as 12,5 thousand rubles.



In the morning, my grandfather (the big boss) and parents “complained” that your grandson is growing up as a merchant. And my grandfather laughed a long time, and in the evening he told me I was wrong! With these cravings, it was necessary to take at least 1,000 from each!

A friend lives next to the post office of the Russian Post, and before laughing said that I often go for products to the mail. Then I met him in the fifth.

What, I say, decided how all people buy the products in the store?

and no. I came to receive a package.

I am nervous without fire and noise - the nerve cells have settled.