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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120532
 13.11.2015
Review of Fallout 4:

xxx: I got a legendary cockroach yesterday, a small one... I ran away from it on the bunker!
XXX: The armor was removed from him.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120531
 13.11.2015

By the way, I myself had a case when I came to a new place (with a prospect)
to become a timlid of the department - about 10 people) the first programmer in the department,
set up all the environments - assembled the virtual, performed the work handed over to the client - in
and one face. and? And I was hired by a timid, a former tester.
When I went to the bosses to clarify - the same purga began - "level
of seniority", "industrial experience", at the end - "if you do not train your boss";
I will have to be fired, even if I don’t want to.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120530
 13.11.2015
As he walked to the stop, he listened to a wonderful conversation of the girl on the phone:
No, he is not bad. Even a good. Yes the fucking. A diplomatic shit.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120529
 13.11.2015
Console yourself with self-deception. Do not smoke? You do not want to die...
To find out whether smoking served as a catalyst in the deterioration of the health of the patient can even a doctor. The answer is always "yes". Yes, and lung cancer (and a pot of other related diseases) like no one has cancelled.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
And even a doctor-double knows exactly that all who used dihydrogen monoxide, or have already died, or will die in the near future, and this most harmful of the fluids should be banned. But even he, instead of a diagnosis of a heart attack, will never write a death from smoking because he knows the difference between what served as a catalyst and what caused it. In addition, the catalyst could have been yesterday's triple hamburger, because the heart attack is not written who helped him.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120528
 13.11.2015
xxx: Germany is a thriving rich country and will welcome everyone who really needs to live in Germany for 24 years and never cease to admire

Yyy: Try to work, admiration will quickly turn into confusion.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120527
 13.11.2015
For example, the Zimbabwean Tugrik.
YYY: Do not touch the Tougrik! A stable currency. You take a packet of tigrics, fold it in half, put it under the foot of the table - and all, it doesn't roll. and stability!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120526
 13.11.2015
Asked to recover deleted photos from the flash.
Flash for 1 gig.
Recovered (opening) photos - for 1.8 gig.
I meditate and meditate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120525
 13.11.2015
1st
In all the subway one sort was - and it was closed.

2 is
Per there was a donut for the donut book?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120524
 13.11.2015
Statyan: Assessment, at SO: "
if I want to write very CPU intensive code (in the admin back end for example) that generates graphics or resizes thousands of images, the request will be very slow (a few seconds)"

Statyan: the optimist

A few is a jump? and :)

Statyan: 1-4 obviously so)

In the 22rd round, it’s more. :)

Statyan: if several, then 5-9

Myth of a 10+?

Statyan: pack )

Statyan: more than 19 - lots

You are the cancer yourself.

Myriam: He is still fighting.

Statyan: more than 49 - horde )

Statyan: Generally speaking, you need to know these things.

You are a happy googler you sit? and :)

Statyan: No

Statyan: I have been spitting in heroes for 15 years :))))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120523
 13.11.2015
XXX is
I am going to go read.

YYYY
What to read?

XXX is
Remarked

Three Comrades, three Comrades

YYYY
Eric or Mary?

XXX is
Oh how thin it is 😉

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120522
 13.11.2015
Good that there is no magic with fireballs in our lives.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: Here I have a girl trying to write requests to the base.
YYYY: It is scary.
XXX: She would have annihilated herself ten times with the building.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120521
 13.11.2015
Neighbors above us - husband and wife, both leading news on local cable TV
The hunt to get up to them on the floor, knock into the apartment and get angry like this:
Ally neighbors, you are flooding us!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №120520
 12.11.2015
Swallows... in the neighboring office, oranges are chewing, and I am allergic to them.
I sit and tears flow. Well, the boss asked that it was revu... - Yeah, they eat oranges there. and. ! to
I looked sympathetically, after lunch brought me 2 kg of oranges!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120519
 12.11.2015
When I was in school, while studying Pushkin’s “Captain’s Daughter,” we were convinced that Pugachev was a good and just uncle, and Catherine was a bloody emperor who had sent the robber to shame. Now I think, and what was left of her to do, maybe the order of Lenin Pugachev to be handed over?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120518
 12.11.2015
to this:

If you have adult children in the family, and you proudly say that you have an open bottle of elite vodka in the bar for a year, bread and you will be surprised.

She breaks out, I answer. An adult child.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №120517
 12.11.2015
Go back, the editor, to the debt.
Because he is a writer! ,,

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №120516
 12.11.2015
The calf hanged on the wall, and now the hand does not pass through the ports.
YYY: You have to put the puppies inside. To the wall by the screen, to the ports.
Yyy: You can switch all day and fuck nothing different.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120515
 12.11.2015
The damned pops create the deceptive impression that you already know almost Japanese
CHC: Because every second phrase: either namida, or cocoro, or vasurenain, or vakaranain, or generally densin all-nat
nn: Yes, and then opened a textbook - and there administration, the education system and the basic postulates of behaviorism ((

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120514
 12.11.2015
In St. Petersburg, police in the basement of a residential house caught the deputy head of the Vyborg district of the city. The reason for the arrest was footage from surveillance cameras in the basement of the house. The concierge saw a man in a mask and with a Bulgarian woman in his hands enter the room and called the police.
Drinking failed...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120513
 12.11.2015
>...I thought the stories about mothers were exaggerated. Today in the garden I heard, “Go wash your handcuffs and kiss them,” and then when the child returned, “Go kiss them.” Who will grow up from this girl?

Pancake is something. Because since childhood, deep and long behind?Li is :)

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