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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119632
 19.10.2015
Are you cutting the sims?
Do I look like a rabbi?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №119631
 19.10.2015
About the eugenics-debt 18597 there is a simple explanation.

It seems that he not only thinks like a fool, but also behaves in the same way, you will not get rid of him in a better way, so the poor girl came up with a story about infertility, because this was the only way to get rid of him.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №119630
 19.10.2015
Julian Assange can’t do MRI: British authorities won’t give him 10,000 police officers and a temporary permit to travel to the clinic. Assange (founder of WikiLeaks) sent an official request to the UK authorities, in which he offered them to secure his car on the way from the Embassy of Ecuador to the clinic with the help of ten thousand police officers.
Why not pack it in the mail and send it to Ecuador?
YYYYYY: Yes And to mislead the special services - send it with several messages.
zzz: in encrypted form.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №119629
 19.10.2015
I read so often about Zodoba'li that I decided to look at this site...
How normal would it be to read that nonsense?
How normal would it be to respond to this?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №119628
 19.10.2015
One of my friends, a speleologist, was left without light underground. In order to get out, he had to burn his socks and half the pages of his passport.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119627
 19.10.2015
News of the week:
Vladimir Zvancev (head of the branch of Specstroy):
By 2020, we need to build about 40 houses with a total area of 28,000 square meters. Approximately 15,000 people.

I understood correctly – less than 2 sq.m. by man?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №119626
 19.10.2015
I got sick here, took a trip on Monday to go to bed without a hospital.
I lay down for four hours and listened to the drill from all sides. The head falls. Better go to work.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119625
 19.10.2015
My husband’s grandfather told me.
Are these mushrooms poisonous?
Poison, poison and poison. Eat them all!
:D

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119624
 19.10.2015
Beautiful girls, where are you going? What fucking fool do you always get? I am Childfrey! The car, all the houses. On my hands I will wear, I will give iPhones, travel tickets to the sea to buy! Just meet me, please!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №119623
 19.10.2015
"How to distinguish numbers on the monitor in different languages?"

And I wonder when will Orthodox numbers finally be introduced in schools instead of Arabic numbers?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №119622
 19.10.2015
In connection with the autumn exacerbation of all sicknesses, we at work have the rule: on the first two cheeks - you will usually get the normal "Be healthy!" - but on the third you are provided with the contemptible: "A sick bastard!!!" and 😉

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №119621
 19.10.2015
Local news: 49-year-old man jumped into garages and fell into a boiler

How boring I live.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №119620
 19.10.2015
The morning began in the colloquial... Now a new copy has been added to the hater of the thirty-five-year-old, Zalobai 18597, demanding that infertile people of the second class be recognized. I will not even explain to this troll the possibility of adoption, conception in the probation and other modern technologies. Obviously, they were not explained at school in biology lessons.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №119619
 19.10.2015
by 18597

Trolling on debt began to flourish at unprecedented heights

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №119618
 19.10.2015
I wondered why the names of the hosts, bloggers and other media tights are so similar to the names of prostitutes?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119617
 19.10.2015
(Haber: “In Crimea create an IT cluster on the type of Silicon Valley”)
Seelover
In any unclear situation, create your Silicon Valley.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №119616
 19.10.2015
The village I read about tantra here.. and kaaaak stumbled on this:

Here is, please, the law of preservation of the genitals. There is the law of energy conservation, and there is the genitalia. All those genitals that were taken from the dolls do not disappear. They are all in sex shops. Giant vibrators and rubber vagina from sex shops are those genitals that don’t exist in baby dolls!

Here are you and the other side.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №119615
 19.10.2015
You probably don’t understand that there is a huge gap between a smiley and a sticker.
They are completely different epochs.
It’s now all stickers because the power of the devices and the speed of the internet allow it.
And before then?
These little pictures do not hide.
It’s like a reference to an era when everyone was swallowed by the ass.
This is a bridge to the times when text smiley were still
and {-@
This is a pale rose.
It is a legend at all.
here so
Has it become what?
in "))))))))))"
Where is my 2005 and 36.5 kbit dialap
So I repeat
I don’t need a sticker.
I need a smiley!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №119614
 19.10.2015
On our news portal arranged an online broadcast of the demolition of the old mill building. The quality of the broadcast was like broadcasting to a 0.3 megapixel camera with a glued lens. I wrote in the comments to change the camera and set up HD, or it is not possible to watch. The administration listened carefully to me, and then gave me a ban for discussing the actions of the administration of the portal. The broadcast has never been hit.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №119613
 19.10.2015
The news:
The 24-year-old passenger of the airplane flew to Dublin, bitten a neighbor and died.

has begun?

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