Yes "The Unknown on the Moon" the most true book in the world

You dreamed of me today with Elias.
Quolice: He asked me how to interact with you because he didn’t understand.
[11:40:49] quolice: and also with the question - let's have sex, and I have him - well you have Olya guy, and he is such - Olya is not sex, but love, and I just need sex to restore the balance of forces.
[11:41:52] quolice: I asked him on the subject - and what are your common interests - he is such "Ola is going to buy a small green machine, and I love small machines".
[11:48:11] Jolene: Why did you not give him an egg in your dream? (The Angry)
Quolice: Because there was a giant human-like robot behind his window and he promised to let it be chased.

One day my husband went to the dentist to put a seal. Before this, he was placed in the examination for several days, because the tooth was sick. After the reception, I call him to work to find out how everything went and most importantly how much the treatment cost.
I canceled the reception.
and Unknown:
- I asked only to put the seal, and the doctor started to drill. Yet such a big burst! Crazy: My head got sick and I got up and left the office. It was very painful.
Did you get an injection?
I was asked to give an injection. You know where? In the tooth! Shock: In general, it seems to me that the doctor wanted to tear out my whole tooth! How can I walk without a tooth? Crazy: I’m not in the mood to talk about this!
This is the first time a man in almost 40 years went to the dentist.

by Nikita 1%
- Well, Russians, have you forgotten about our network "We eat at home!"? Forget to be stronger. The main thing is that the money received for projects and the pilot cafe is not required to be returned!

Servers in bomb shelters... in bomb shelters, you should arrange shopping centers with food tents! What happens,
Everyone knows where to run.
b) Half of it is already there, buying all the shit.
c)... more people entered the Christmas tree there, and nothing, fit in.
Food and fresh water, in quantities
All ventilation systems, air filters, etc. are wellined for rent money.
e) It remains to wait until the second half of the local population runs and shut the door, and there is outside at least the zombie apocalypse.

On the outdoors, the inette stumbled on a picture, which more accurately describes the weather of Peter - Piterostic climate))

Isolation always works. Isolation is a gift from the gods, it must be worshipped.”

Mark Watney

xxx: how is it normal to say in Russian due to legal reasons?
YYY: for legal reasons, such as
YYY: Do not translate an offer immediately in Russian
I am writing Russian text.
Write it in Russian.
In Russia, everyone was put on the law and I never encountered a similar phrase in Russian.

dr-pepper: what does "expotential" mean?
Xenon: I have an exponential aunt. I was friends with a girl, she has a mother. She was me, respectively "potential aunt". I split up with the girl, now she is my ex (ex), and my aunt, respectively, has moved from a potential to an exponential.

My grandmother didn’t sleep early in the morning before the TV. There is horoscope.
For her sign advice: be careful with business offers coming today.
He immediately sounds it. My mother (her daughter) from the move explains:
Do not open the door to anyone.

With my daughter in the playground. Suitable for Mommy.
And your boy...
– and! Where is the boy?! to
The hats are blue, the shoes are blue, the jackets are blue.
Does the shirt not bother you?
She is blue...
Goodbye to you, woman!

The scream of a web developer who accidentally revealed the head tag instead of the body:

Shake my head!

I’m going to get in my clothes (((
Musket: The bottom
Paulin: On the contrary, we were selected specifically, we are the elite, the high chief will come!
Musket: you will obey - you will get elite puzzles :D

I was driving in the car at night, my grandfather was driving. They all fell asleep and woke up in the morning in the forest. And the first one who asked "Where are we?" was grandfather.

I work on photographs for documents. The man (M) came and stumbled.
I have 200 rubles.
I’m a refugee... I don’t have money... I’ll make money and bring you.
No money, no photo.
The man went, borrowed money, came and gave 100 r.
I need 200. another 100 r. with you.
I was not even allowed to smoke cigarettes! The Russians are cruel. Matte to Matte!
I am o_o XD

I updated Yandex navigator here. I open - and there is a tip of type: "Just say: Yandex, we went.." somewhere there, I don't remember exactly the wording. I type 0_o, we will check "Yandex, we went to the country!". Here the proga finds me at the chosen point "dacha", pronounces "the route built" and paints it. Well, I was glad that it was so convenient, and I commented positively on my mom: "O! and yandex is what good guys, proud of the domestic developers!" And here the navigator suddenly: "The route is built." I see - the end point - the address of LLC "Molodci"...

After work, I went to a shopping center with my husband. I took two carts, picked up food, my husband went to the box office to take the line, and I went to the confectionery department.

I go to the box, drive my car to my husband and ask him:

Man, please miss me forward!

I have nothing to hurry with, he replied.

The customers behind us say:

Stop looking, go and get in the line!

Can I put the goods in your cart? I ask.

Of course!

Standing behind him:

This is a badminton! Everywhere without soap.

“Man,” I said, “can you pay for me?

She is in shock, waiting for an answer.

Yes yes yes! Do not worry! The husband answers.

Are you in the car? I ask. Do you bring?? to

My husband couldn’t answer and only sneered. Oh oh! How I wanted to eat me alive!

Okay, these idiots don’t know how to write, but you, creature, work in school?

Zawucci
It is the same!!! to

These children are teaching our children!
Go to the bathroom until you learn your native language.

I replaced the box where the cat has been sleeping for 3 months without his knowledge.

xxx:... I doubt that the driver’s self-image was made in motion or on the light.
YYY: The self is just made in a blockade. You have to stick, otherwise an ugly whisper.
Zzz: I have food in my car because of this.