You are like my liver.
In other words, pastel?
In other words, alone.

A man cries to his one-year-old daughter:
What a disobedient child!
I am :
What he did.
The husband:
It is not me.
I am :
And who? and shock:

From comments to some collection of accidents from registrars:
"A pleasant sound in the whole video was only one - the exchange rate of euro 43 rubles"

<x> Employees of the Bay State Museum discovered that they own a painting of the Danish artist Niels Frederick Schottz-Jensen, who lived in the second half of the XIX – the first half of the XX century.
<x> accidentally
<> this is a common thing
<> hangs some mess, take out the idle shit or idle shit of someone named and as a result an invaluable masterpiece
<> I had the same, only with cactus
<> not exactly the same.
<> I once had a cactus

You will see what it is recommended to feed babies and understand that the breasts become a purely decorative detail of the female body.

I am in a blockade. I miss it. In the next row is a car with a dead back. She wasn’t there, she was all in the suitcase. There are young people sitting in the front seats.
There was some movement, the cars began to move chaotically. The same car brakes in front of me, the hand rises from the driver's window and with step-by-step movements, bending and spreading in the elbow, makes it clear that the car wants to rebuild into my row. Well, clear thing, the turns are broken, how else to warn about their manoeuvre...
I calmly gave her a chance to rebuild.
The car took the required lane for movement, and two hands came out of the open front windows.
What would you think...? These stretched hands, compressed palms, so "accidentally" thank you said.

This is what educated people mean:
They dismantled the hospital – apologized, did not find chemical weapons in Iraq – apologized. The Civilization...

Headlines on Yandex:
Sobyanin called the capital schools the best in the country
A teenager who fell out of the window of a school in Moscow wanted to walk the lesson

If you want your wife to want all the time, be prepared for what she will want not just you.

xxx: Passed the test "Guess the city on the map". 8 of 12. I guessed Moscow only because I know Prague and Vienna.
Cosmopolitanism of the 90s! To know the capitals of others, and to guess your own by the method of exception!
Oh, this elegance of the residents of the default city... Minsk by the fragment of the map I will always find out easily, don’t worry!

On the Fitness Club website:
In honor of the Day of the Elderly in October we give a 20% discount!* * *
*The offer is valid from 1 to 15 October when presenting a pension certificate
** The offer applies only to Student and Student+ cards

But how!? to

Is there a problem with the internet?
No, it all works.
My scanner does not work.
What about the internet?
This is what I wanted to know from you!

What do you know about "shameful"? We do repairs in the kitchen, gathered with a friend to take out an old gas plate for the washing machine, so my mom shouts: stand! The question is, why do we throw it out? Mom says, and here people will see what our plate is dirty, shameful!

How are you:
"Tell me a little bit"

Installation of cables and network equipment:

- In another hot city, a heavy removed transformator was left on the road until morning, in the morning it had to be removed and reassembled. I come in the morning, there is no one. But the road is new, the asphalt is placed where it lay. It would be unrealistic without special equipment. They began to question. It turned out that this road had to be passed by an official according to the plan. Therefore, around the hour of the night, the workers came and dug a hole under the transformator, "leveled" it into the road and laid the asphalt on top.

<Sleeping_toys> ept.. niuase stereo effect
<Cosolappa_toys> when I have headphones on both ears. I hear it with both ears. But when I pull my tongue to the right upper teeth, the sound in my left ear is significantly increased.
<Sleeping_toys> what is it?! to
<Tool_toys> while in the right headphone similar effect does not occur when pulling to the left teeth
<Angelofnet> <silent hysteria with pattal>
<Sleeping_toys> what is it?! to

The law of Ohm is considered extremist because it contains resistance.

I go home, the time is seven o’clock in the evening and it’s so cold that the road runs next to the bank, where the pedestrian area consists of large square tiles, different in height.The grandmother, the godfather, goes to the meeting, with his grandson, and she is obviously rushing somewhere.Well, in this rush, the child stumbles and falls face to face to the ground.Rewot.Speaks to the grandmother - said the guilty.And that’s how nothing was answering"The grandson, it’s not the wine.So you see where we’re going, this is the bank, this uncle put the money in his pocket and made such a road".

I bought an acrylic bath in the bathroom. The master came from the store, installed it, connected it - everything is fine. The bathroom is new and beautiful. A couple of months passed and... the whole surface was covered with bubbles. Well, I think, everything, lohanul, before this was iron - and no problems, and then went on advertising, acrylic took. I called the shop and said I sold it. They said they were sending the master.
A technician arrives, removes the bubbled protective film from the bathroom and leaves.

The Humanities:

7×(3² − 5) − 7 + 3
Many will be surprised that the result is equal to 4!

Excel says 24 and I have no reason not to trust Excel

He warned that many would be surprised.
Now ask Excel, or you want to Google, what is equal to 4!