I was sitting like I was eating a shale and thinking about everything. And suddenly I realized: the praised French cuisine is the cuisine of hunger and despair. Frog legs, snails, midias, dried or dried cheese, onion soup, artichoke... this is all the limit of hunger, when everything that can be chewed is chewed, then leather belts will go. The kitchen of real poverty, which was wrapped in a beautiful shell of alleged "exquisite" marketers.____
Boy, I’ll tell you more. This applies to any kitchen. The shepherds graze sheep, have nothing to eat, invented a sheep to roll and burn pieces on swords. Italian pizza - a small piece of the test is crushed into a layer of ounces and all that remains is wrapped. Sushi - a bunch of fish, fresh, rice, no more nuts. Grow up more. They figured one into the other. Well, Russian cuisine too (or Ukrainian, I don't remember) - where there is soup with cakes. In America, differently - hamburgers with meat, pizza thick, etc. They have no stupid history, the country is new. Find the other examples yourself.

I understand everything – to squeeze in the tapes... But to remind with liquid diarrhea in the expensive leather portfolio with the original contracts... I have neither words nor strength.

In the car is dull. The hearts of the glass were broken.

Who painted your heart on the glass?

A friend of mine was here, he was painting.

Zzzz: What is it, Pidor?

WOW : No. But if a couple of other girls don’t give him, he will crumble.

Turn your brains on and see how many problems are with breeding animals.

very well. Let us now forget about the meat and milk breeds of cows, about the breeds of sheep with especially beautiful wool, about horses, the author does not know about them, he described only dogs.

I’m not against unnatural dogs, they’re very smart and sympathetic, devoted, and generally wonderful. These are my thoughts when choosing a dog.
You can take unnatural. I know about him that he is cute.
You can give birth. If I am a foolish sewing lover who lives in the city, will walk in the corner of the courtyard, and the dog wants, I will take a small dog who can wear and enjoy life on a small square, such breeds are many. Their disadvantages are due to lack of education. If I am a hunter, if I have a private house and a warm booth, if I have a flock of sheep, if I am a border guard, if I want to hide it in sandwiches, or do adjility, I will choose what I need.
The number of diseases of breeding dogs is a greeting from breeders, many of whom sacrifice all the qualities except those evaluated at exhibitions - the tail is twisted, the fold is raised, the fur is more genuine... But I can choose a breed that will NOT be prone to most of the listed diseases. However, taking a dog from a good breeder, I can imagine that it will grow out of it.

And I’m in favor of GMOs because it will delay the time when we’ll sit hungry.

I will try
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Men tell me:
His lover said that he had a build-up level. I decided to give him a gift for February 23. Would you like the gift?

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I think it’s better to get another gift. Even if you know exactly what his husband was like, it’s not the fact that the new one needs the same. Only if you know exactly what work he is using.
(Switchers, for example, need a small level with magnets, builders - from 80 cm to 2 meters and without magnets)
But! You can give (but not the cheapest) laser level. A more universal thing - and the husband will not be upset about such a gift.

On the other day of the daughter (9th grade) neighbor on the party at the literature lesson "The Witcher" read quietly. The teacher noticed this at the time of the sermon and gave:
“You are such a generation, sitting in your phones and computers, reading nothing. Noah, I have removed the book!

It’s very hard for programmers to live in the real world because they don’t understand why they watch a dull movie when you can watch multi-stream courses.

The Third Capital
Best of Pentagon.
The missiles will fly ahead of him longer and so everyone will have time to evacuate
There are no roads, there is no blockade either.
There is always mineral water on the ground.
There is no need to change clothes in a woman's dress in case, just put on a hat to get lost.
There is no subway, but you can work on its construction for more than 100 years, enough orders for everyone
Out of the mountainous terrain there are no places where more than 5 thousand people can gather in a flat place, convenient to drive up unauthorized rallies.
There is a lot of space on the mountains for the construction of administrative buildings, convenient on one mountain to place the legislative power, on the other the executive, the prosecutor's office and the courts below or on the smaller mountains.
The river on which the first hydroelectric power plant in Russia was built runs, you can build a few gases and enough electricity
There are holy places and many people can be baptized.
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Heavy doors in the subway.

In one of the clinics of Moscow the same. To my question – why? I was answered this way:
If you are outside and can’t open the door and go in, think, should you go in?
If you are inside and can’t open the door and go out – you have not been treated – go back.

XXX: Do not provoke me.
XXX: I will fight with you.
I am a Belarusian.
I have that in my blood.
YYY: is it crushed?

I feel the son with Linux will not have any problems)).The son goes to the store, asks for money.I ask what to spend.The answer hit to the depths of my soul:"I will buy iris bulbs, roses and peonies, I will grow, then I will distinguish the pigment from the flowers... "-On my O_O.- Paints ended, paint nothing."

And now ask if a man will buy a robot vacuum cleaner when he has "Woman is". For him shirt from a special expensive material, if there is a WOMAN with a shirt.

and etc.
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You have in "fool" a couple of letters not so written.

If a survey was conducted among 5,000 people cut off at the Uralvagon plant, 99.99% would say that Obama was to blame for the cuts.

How to Teach These Chickens to Work"

With bugs on the order "science" always rolled this phrase:
You are now pushing me into an office crime.You know I don’t have a ped. I am not entitled to teaching and I am not entitled to teaching."

Olympiad in Russian: In the Russian segment of the Internet is widespread orphanage, known as the "language of the buttocks". Write the following words correctly: andquot;
Here are the falls!! to

I washed my dishes after lunch, removed my engagement ring, and then forgot to put it back. I went to the cinema with my husband tonight. He noticed that I had no ring. He looks at his wrapped hand, at my unwrapped hand, and begins to rust:

Well here. Now everyone will think that I am cheating with your wife!

One day I decided to learn to ride a motorcycle. The owner sat in the back, I touched. He was already lying on the ground and cried out to me "bomb!bomb!". On my logical question, where this brake is, I was explained that the brake was me.

Once on Christmas he fell asleep: he bought the company a whole wagon of coconut nuts, and since then I know how to break the sticks. Haloths broke the sticks on these nuts, and our Lieutenant Colonel ordered everyone to be arrested. We were not allowed to leave the barracks for three months... and Mr. Lieutenant was under house arrest.

I have lost my strength and sleep. (

I beg you: do you think at least one reads 50 shades in order to understand the subtleties of the dominant-subordinate relationship? Yes, 99.9% see there only a young beauty millionaire delivering regular orgasms. Everything else just closes the eyes, as well as any other defects of a man, provided that a man likes it.