I don’t know, but I’m somehow sorry for the window installers...They just don’t go on any tricks. And the letters are stamped with the inscription "Notification", and the papers are thrown behind the signature "Administration".. and three cartridges. Then a man knocks at the door. And he said in a loud voice: "Yes. You will change the windows tomorrow. 25% is paid by the administration." Unfortunately I’m probably stunned.

The European Commission and Kiev have not agreed on the financing scheme for gas procurement.
“We couldn’t agree on anything because we talked and there were only two sides,” he said.

Comments on the opening of the new hypermarket:
Of the 30 casinos, only half work.
YYY: UGU, half a box

From the comments to the news that in Belarus found oil:
And that’s where, it turns out, the transit tube has shrunk!

I also lived here...
And I get a custom angry letter with seals and arms.
With the order to appear in the tax office and report where I give money (presumably...) from my 2nd apartment.
The addresses of the two apartments are listed below.
by Ekaterinburg
1) Bakhchivanji street d. square 20
Bakhchivanji Square D18. square 20
Below is the telephone inspector.
I call there, and immediately from the threshold, so and so the number of the letter is like that. Did you write him? She is yes. I say, are you stupid? The silence, the reading of the letter.
Greta apologized.
Capets, I think in our tax and in the police, take those who have been wrecked by life, who have not been taken anywhere before!
They smoke grass and there.

At work I wanted to sleep very much, I could hardly wait for the lunch break. He pulled out of the closet and carefully covered the chairs, he began to close the door. Here on my bed came a partner with begging screams: “Please, please, let me go to bed!” Well, what to do, give in to the lady. He pulled out the carpet "pen" and bored on the floor. Here, at this time, the pen is sharply pulled and the door is opened (I forgot to close because of the bed-seat division), the boss looks and, seeing this picture, frustrated explains: "Such animals scream, I thought you were fucking, I wanted to pop, the door to shake, and then it is like."

Slave and Slave? Why do you have such big hands?
To embrace you stronger.
Slave and Slave? Why do you have such big eyes?
Every day I see how beautiful you are.
Slave and Slave? Why do you have such a big pipe?
MMM: Well it is simple. To put something into work.

Some site.In the photo is a beautiful blonde girl in underwear with sweaters.

XXX: And here are my fetishes in one photo.

YYY: Is the spider on the wall inside?

Zzz: Is there anything else besides him?

Krovekarp: I remember when one citizen started a quarrel on the topic of the woman/man driving.
In order to prove that peripheral or what vision they have better, he began to show me facts in the back of the head, saying, "If you were a grandmother, then using the supervision of the grandmother, you would see what I show you there."
I told her that I was using my head and that I could see in the reflection in the window what she was showing me there. Here is the shit end.

You have to come up with a name for the ship that will fly to the moon and back. If you are a citizen of the Russian Federation of 18 years and older, turn on the fantasy – the authors of the best options promise not to offend.

The comments:

Finally
Rushed 3000
The moon h... you catch it.
Gravity
"Flow" or "Flow"
The ship
Lunarity

With meat and rye, snicks and twicks... I remember buying cookies with onions and green eggs. She repeated twice again, and suddenly the aunt in the shed couldn’t hear: “With onion and a green egg, please!”

xxx: And in the fashion all the time such a hassle with cars, they are really afraid to make a car of normal length. Note that they make any model short. As a result, you sit and feel like a puddle in the bank.
YYY: They just don’t get the machine.
yyy: and they always do so, and say "the next time you have to buy/do another machine" and safely forget
yyy: and then "no; the next time exactly, pachem, write!"
yyy: his palm tied a knot on his finger, and his finger broke off
Yyy: and fucking, again a short car

Tagged 18123
You would try to push me; I'm not a fragile girl (height 175, weight 77), I don't like to push, but I can, and I don't wear heels. And in general, life will one day teach you a lesson, you will then write on this same site a complaint about the unfair world, lol.

The joke:
A very conscientious seller of fake diplomas when selling asks the buyer a few additional questions about the specialty.

I love the storm in early May.
When the first lightning of spring,
arxont: The network cable is not connected.
Archon: No connection to the Internet

From the book "Ancient History. of Greece. The Lectures"
Two thousand years ago there was war in Greece. The rural population, the peasants fled to the cities from robbery, hunger, threats to life. In the cities, hunger and illnesses began due to food shortages and crowding.
It was decided and implemented at the city forums. Population of little use for war, defense (women, children, old people, including) were collected, and on boats-barges sent to sail to places remote, understood and not very.
Several ships from Mileta landed on the Kerch peninsula, laying the settlement of Peloponnese (Kerch).
For about fifty years, the colonists lived peacefully in the earthquakes, grazing goats, growing grapes.
After a dispute with the Scythians, losing in arms (short swords against horseback archery), the Greeks were forced to fence the settlement with walls of stone, to build stone structures.
The war lasted five years.
After the children of the leader of the Scythian tribe and the leader of the Greeks fell in love with each other and proved love with a willingness to die, the peoples reconciled and made friends.
The Greeks taught the Scythians to drink wine. The Greeks were taught to smoke grass.

This is not a system characteristics, it is a system of characteristics.

Give me 18157, thank you for raising my self-esteem. Against the backdrop of people like you, I even felt like a nicky alpha.

You complain that a real man needs to extinguish enemies or crush a bunch of babies. And this is in our time, when in some centuries there was an opportunity to heights in the business that you really like, regardless of belonging to the class. Should we say that in earlier times there was no choice - smelled or pulled a lifetime, like a sweet, and nobody would ask you.

And finally pleased the passage that ‘feminism and emancipation have achieved morally’. Agree, it is unpleasant when you are not burned with desire in the pop shower 24/7 for one fact of belonging to the "strong sex".

A bad dancer knows what prevents. You seem to be a bad dancer.

Travelling with a child in Bulgaria. Standing in a row in the supermarket, I look at a stand with children's books, my kids are already tired. I noticed a couple in Russian and joyfully pulled my hands to one of them, with funny mohnatas on the cover. It was called somehow fun - "Pyrzhiki", it seems. I opened the door in the middle and looked at the phrase: “When they were nervous, they curled.” I read the phrase three times, I think I put the book in place.

You have a mess in your head.
It rolls and rolls, and the thoughts in those bubbles that have reached the surface and touched with a characteristic smell, I immediately speak out loudly.

XHH: I used to think that the toughest discipline methods "Wake me up in the morning" were from my mom.
HH: Until I got married.
Then a daughter was born :)