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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118072
 04.09.2015
Explain why you need this form? So why? I still remember the feeling of freedom when it was abolished in 1991. It wasn’t that she was somewhat tight – it didn’t bother anyone to fight with their portfolios, to swallow the crumbs and wet clothes. Just the realization that you can walk whatever you want. The question of "who is dressed in what" only cares about moms and high school girls, I remember that really some were dressed well, but in fact - to make fun of everyone. Of course, some girls didn’t want to cheat on adults, it usually only annoyed the teacher aunt. Let everyone dress as they want. What about you? Why these prohibitions?

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118071
 04.09.2015
>> you are two idiots))

>> missile system of the M-13)
>>And with anyone who guessed my name by this ah#en rebus, I would even get acquainted)

Your name is Lisa and don’t even ask how I got it.

and joke. Generation EGE and Google. I was in a hurry, I didn’t even look at the details. First, Lisa is written as "M13", secondly - it is a self-propelled machine gun, in addition, American. And when I read, I immediately remembered the lessons of history and the name "Katyusha" emerged by itself, not yet reading to the end.

Read the author's nick at the beginning of the quotation religion did not allow? In my opinion, the name "Katherine" speaks for itself

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118070
 04.09.2015
XXX: Sergey, two weeks ago I instructed you to do one task. Remember what? No is? I too. I was recorded, but I lost the record... In general, you will remember what it was, and be sure to do it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №118069
 04.09.2015
On the lore in the topic on the development of the casting firmware of the electronic cigarette:
xxx: The possibility of putting Linux on a cigarette 20 years ago was not dreamed of by a single man.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118068
 04.09.2015
From JAP:
TS: This is such a miracle I picked up today at the washroom...I called Brys.
XXX: With what words will you drive him away?
YYY: "Tapok" When words are lacking. To express all the feelings.)
ZZZ: Hurry up, go here! Break the brains of the guests! ?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №118067
 04.09.2015
The site I go to every day asked to disable the adblock to support the project - well, if the site is good why not support - I thought.
And today on this site I saw an adblock advertisement.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №118066
 04.09.2015
I will even tell you, you can wrap the children in the same pieces, the same shoes, give them the same backpacks, penals, and even upper clothes. Banned gadgets and accessories in school, but you can not prohibit them from communicating, and children are communicating, and on the march of communication they are interested in "what kind of car do you have?", "and what kind of console do you have?", boys will always be interesting, "and I got a gift for my birthday / dear thing /...". And if the first-coaches can not realize what is the difference between Bali, Turkey and a house in the village, then time will put everything in place.
The shape allows you not to be obsessed with the choice of clothes and not to focus on your appearance? That is, the form will magically hide curved teeth, shallow hair, acne, excess weight (need to emphasize)? And if there is no style, a complex figure, for example, and the shape only emphasizes the shortcomings? Let me show a teenager not obscured by his appearance (botans and gicks not to offer).
I am silent about the individual reaction of each child to the composition of tissue and the tolerance of different temperatures.
Of course, schools need a reasonable dress code, clean enough and clean clothes, without blurry colors and obscene prints, without super-short shirts and deep decolt, for example. Even some restrictions on makeup (!without a total ban!) may be appropriate. It is necessary to teach future people to choose clothes according to the place, situation and their own taste, the form does not.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118065
 04.09.2015
I: Here are other questions:
I look at your summary. "Since 2012 – I’m undergoing my personal psychotherapy (experience 3 years)" – do you go through or spend?
2nd About yourself: alive, courageous, purposeful, communicative, fun, cognitive - how can a person be cognitive? A disappointment?

candidate for the position of a psychologist: I go through my personal therapy and I will go through, my practice has just begun, and I go through supervision.

I: The point is that being a knowledgeable person can’t be anything. Cognitive can be a thing, science, occupation is cognitive. attractive to knowledge, capable of teaching a lot if acquainted. Did you mean you are curious?

She: This is your opinion, I am knowledgeable and why I wrote.

I: If you were really "knowing", you would have read an explanatory dictionary :)

She: I do not live by the dictionary, I have some other ideas and opinions!

I don’t think personal therapy helps :(

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118064
 04.09.2015
I am so unable to sew that it is even funny...A few years ago I saw that the older knee was painted in ink. Shock: I asked why!!! Answer: "You promised to sew, but you did not sew... And on the painted knee the hole is not visible... :D " The father said that this was common among the gymnasts of Tsarist Russia. The collar is still!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118063
 04.09.2015
I don’t like much in this country because I’m a true patriot.
Those who like everything in this country are probably crazy, German spies. © Chain

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №118062
 04.09.2015
XXX: The Blind
XXX: I am now on the candy for Android developers
XXX: Now there was an Android TV demo
XXX: on it the guy showed, including a smart light bulb, which changes the color depending on what is on the screen
XXX: for this opened Youtube, and he has there in his recommended one aunts with healthy breasts and poops
YYY: the guy knows the stuff in the pier

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118061
 04.09.2015
YYU: I noticed a strange feature – I seem to hate people, but at the same time, I can’t say exactly who and why I hate. It caused some dissonance, but then it obscured me. I don’t hate people, I hate the crowd! Individually, each person is a personality, usually adequate and sensible, but when there are more than two - it is already a fucking crazy crowd.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118060
 04.09.2015
Children will remain children regardless of their form.
Remember the past, books, films.
At any time, in any country, form or not form – what has it changed in schools?
Maybe schoolchildren in the same clothes look more careful or belong to the same community.
But buying a shape now has become no cheaper than just buying different clothes and changing it when you want. From the shape in a year the child can grow, it can not be washed in the middle of a week (or you need to have a spare kit).
And stand out and if there is a form, the rich will find a way.
Even in the sleepy sovka of our childhood, when the whole country was dressed in the standard shape, some could wear expensive deficit shoes or gold, sports costumes or shoes that were not in the store.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №118059
 04.09.2015
Does the shape make the children of poor and rich children roughly the same? What a nonsense. For the rich, the shape is given to the cleaning machine, and the poor for the first two quarters is almost stuck to the holes. And that I’m already silent about accessories like iPhones, tablets, watches and everything else.
The shape equals only one thing: it is so tight / large, not suitable for the figure of absolutely everything, that it is uncomfortable to run and get angry in it. Sitting in class is also uncomfortable, but what to do.

It’s too short for debba.li, I’ll throw it here, it’s just going to collapse here :)

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №118058
 04.09.2015
The Russian news:

Vladimir Vladimirovich got up early in the morning, cooked the domestic meat well, gave birth to his dog and went to work in the Kremlin. Leaving the entrance, he saved the falling veteran and calmed the crying woman, filling her heart with faith in a bright tomorrow. While he went to work, he managed to save pensions, Armenia, Syria, the world, journalists from the tiger and tiger.

He walked along the shore, saw a whale in the Moscow river, took from him the analysis of feces, in which he found ancient amphores, plummeted to the bottom of the river to check whether there is marine peace, peace and stability. Everything is OK. While he reached the Kremlin, he saved Syria from invasion a couple of times, and already planted a tree on Red Square.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118057
 04.09.2015
I went through the park yesterday, I passed by a woman (G) with a child (R), a boy of 10 and. In the hands of a boy with a self-driving car on the road.
You have swallowed! It is worth 30 thousand!
R: Oh, I thought Santa gave it...
XDDDD Confusion

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118056
 04.09.2015
The adoptive grandmother? Bishop – of course

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118055
 04.09.2015
I called my dad from work in the evening, and he sat in the toilet. I, as a cultural, asked to call back in five minutes because he can’t get to the phone right now. Not called back. But the next day, everyone was trying to find out why he was so drunk that he could not walk. They talk about female logic.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №118054
 04.09.2015
XXX is oh! A ray of light in the dark kingdom - SMS with sp))))
yyy: :) My zp after the hospital is a fucking ray of diarrhea))))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118053
 04.09.2015
Students in Moscow drink vodka from the pelvis

A second-year student of one of the capital universities purchased 25 bottles of vodka in the hypermarket of a large retail network. All this alcoholic young people (five students in the company of an 18-year-old girl) melted into one table and in turn drank from it.

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