The idea for urban fantasy: Evil descended from the depths of Hell to Russia
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During the lunch break, Tanya from our department broke her heels. Trapped in the barracks. He goes to his office on chickens.
And in order to get to the workplace, she has to cross the stamping shop - noise, thunderstorms.
The chief of the shop catches her and ears in her ear:
Tanja, what are you stealing? Is anyone sleeping?

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Interesting question - if the ancient shelters digged the Black Sea, why was it formerly called Russian? and :-)
222: Who ordered, he called it...

Oh well...

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Fool, and when will they come up with hormonal pills for men so that their sperm becomes inactive? Let them get drunk/forgot, let them get fat, let them scratch all the side effects in full. Or pumping your girlfriend with some left-wing hormones is simple, not harmful, and generally the best solution is not to use rubber.
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They are not released because of feminist protests. From so here.

Going around is not bagging. You only read about feminists in the yellow press, right? I have to do with movement. Feminists warmly and sincerely support the spread of these drugs. Only according to the survey of the target audience - the demand they will not use. Men do not want and are afraid of hormones.

Getting up at six in the morning is easy. The main thing is to find a comfortable time zone.

Decree such a matter... went to the kitchen and moved to the fact that a bunch of dirty dishes was carefully washed and wiped out by my husband))) I think, I need to call him, thank you at least to say, and then I think, stop, call.

Do you realize that sooner or later an artificial womb will be created?
I dare assume that people like you will be the first to start protesting and aggressively lobbying “natural birth.”
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I assume that most of the protesters will be men. They have always been and are dealing with foreign organisms. The majority of women are grateful.

I sit on the thrust, read the newspaper, a donkey started flying nearby. At some point she sits on the newspaper, I bring her to the crane and sharply turn on the water. The eagle is rapidly going away. In three minutes I finish my business, I dress up, I’m going to wash my hands. And from the hole where water goes, the same ax comes out. I take it carefully and take it to the balcony. And I let go.
If you want to live, you have to live.

Most of the students who live in shelters don’t like to go for an appetite in the evening.

My sister and girlfriend ate cakes at the party.
Girlfriend: a piece of sweet, two pieces of cabbage. How are you lying? Another big piece with chicken, a few with fish... I’ve eaten one piece and can’t do it anymore. O_O
Sister (again with a full mouth): and you don’t sing! and ;)

The idea for a startup: toilet paper with a edible tap.

You don’t know the life, babies.

Do you realize that sooner or later an artificial womb will be created?
I dare assume that people like you will be the first to start protesting and aggressively lobbying “natural birth.”
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And the genetic material, the egg, will also be artificial? Yes, if there were artificial wombs, I would have done a couple more to my two, and then there, all four in the artificial womb. Neither hemorrhoids to earn, neither toxicosis to suffer, neither teeth-haired to lose, neither to tear yourself there anything, neither to recover... Career, again, practically not to inhibit. It is just a dream!

I figured with them. He is on six jobs to buy a jacket, which will be worn for two months. Yes, on any city forum, register under the name Momochka1992, if you don't want the real name to shine, and ask. Many closets are overcrowded because it is a pity to throw away a good thing from which they grew up or, on the contrary, lost weight.

I was convinced of this when I volunteered last year, when hundreds of people came to us in a small Siberian city from Ukraine. No one was left naked, including pregnant women. And they found their wheelchairs, and beds, bathrooms.
But no, on the humorous site he tells about a difficult pregnancy, drugs, eight sub-works, and on the profile forum he is ashamed to ask.

When did you ask the savage what’s wrong? He answered this when a neighboring tribe attacked them, killed all the men, taken women captive and stolen cattle. The question is what is good? He replied that it was when we attacked a neighboring tribe and killed all their men, captured women and taken their cattle.

The test contains its own IP... staff of 14 automakers. They clean themselves and the office premises and the hangar (1 cleaner), they carry out accounting (1 or 2 buches), and so on.

On the one hand, everything is right, excessive mouths must be removed.
On the other hand, are they superfluous? Does he lack work there?
How many hours of work does the car cost? How much does the cleaning work cost? In addition, the cleaners are "coming", not for the whole day.
Here I work as a leading engineer-constructor at the MK plant. We do not have archivaries, secretaries, couriers, etc. Department of Principal Constructor. As a result, we ourselves are forced to multiply drawings, fold, sew, wear in the workshops, etc. Time is wasted – dofiga for all this (one walk in the workshop – 20 minutes to go in one direction, and we wear drawings every day and, often, not once. And from there we do not carry papers either). And it seemed that there was a clock of hernias of every kind, and only for this hour I did not draw/check a line, and I was paid for it. At my hourly rate. At the same time, you can take a girl for a salary of 1.5-2 times less than mine, and I will not waste time on this shit, but I will engage in more skilled work.
You can, of course, save on the hammer and start to knock the nails with a drill... That’s just – is it necessary?

Uncle (33 years old) took his nephew (4,5 years old) from the kindergarten and leads home.
Sasha, are you a patriot?
P is yes.
Q: Do you love your country?
P: I am not going to serve.

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But in the current situation, it turns out strange - a man has no influence on the question of giving birth / not giving birth, but at the same time is obliged to pay for one of the elections. It is asymmetrical.
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This is called the autonomy of the body. Not to give birth to a man. For some reason, even a corpse cannot take organs for transplantation, even to save the lives of other people, without the legal consent of this person while alive. And in the right of a woman to dispose of her body who just does not try to enter - then abortion to be prohibited at the legislative level, then "I said - give birth," or "I said - go scratch the uterus." It turns out that you want a woman to have less rights than a corpse. And about paying - well, in the fertilization of the egg both participated, or you so, passed by, and this time - and you are hanged by someone else's choice neither of this nor of this? about condom piercings and other things only do not need for the hundredth time, such cases - a single, the overwhelming majority of women did not give up such a snare

My brother decided to meet a girl in the electric car.
and hello. What is your name?
and normal.

The fewer brains in the head, the more emptiness, the better the voice of a pop singer or pop singer sounds.

Joseph of Egypt

Yesterday in Mega. A couple of middle-aged people probably go shopping. A woman clings to a man and asks him to give him another "thousand twenty." The phlegmatic male reacts weakly to all attachments. Then he declares: "You have a bad credit history" "What does a bad history mean?!!!" “All the money I gave you was never returned.”