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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116612
 28.07.2015
Welcome to "Name"
Yes, I listen to you.
This is a company "@", we don’t have the Internet.
Do you have a router or modem?
I don’t know what a box.
Select the color and name of the box.
White so round.
It means router.
There is a WAN indicator. He is burning?
There are many indicators.
What is "E" and what does it mean?
- Yes
Then press the black button on the router and after 3 seconds press it again.
Where is that button?
On the router
Where is the name?
on the back.
I’m a blonde, can you explain?
and well. Now I’ll turn you to Sergey.
Why Why?
He is also a blonde.
Oh thank you.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116611
 28.07.2015
M: The stomach turns (
Q: What did you eat?
M: The Smooth
Conserved
bullshit
I think the case at the bride...
A : Certainly!
It is in her
It can’t be a concierge.
They couldn’t do that to you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116610
 28.07.2015
I want to go to Lviv with a girlfriend for a romantic dinner somewhere.
Find a good girl in Lviv.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №116609
 28.07.2015
Strange people in Russia
Disease, pregnancy and having children are considered almost a crime.
And everyone is proud of themselves that their type won’t win.
Nuno

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116608
 28.07.2015
[ the answers ]

I don’t want to get married, but what do I do?
Do you want very much? Choose the right vegetables and be brave.
In the word "vegetable" you can understand what you want to understand.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116607
 28.07.2015
and ZZZ:
Russian singers have raised their fees for corporate performances. For example, Dima Bilan raised prices from 25 thousand euros to 50, and Leonid Agutin – from 35 thousand to 100, catching the market leaders – Grigory Leps and Philip Kirkorov. At the same time, foreign executives have become more actively invited to corporations.

and ZZZ:
I should have studied for Bilan, not for an engineer.

YYY :
Kyrgyzstan is more profitable

and ZZZ:
I am not ready to sleep with old women.

YYY :
Go to football and play.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116606
 28.07.2015
The forest, the morning, the kung GAZ-66
Tolian is lying on the row, crawling.
I: And dreams of a fighter mommy shi and girl Natasha
Tolyan, opening his eyes: That it is on Tahoe, on Kajena she dreams of me

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116605
 28.07.2015
That feeling when you read quotes beginning with the words "there is a feeling...", and you don’t have that feeling...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116604
 28.07.2015
A lecture on accounting.
Small employ up to 100 people. In the micro enterprises.
Student 1: Are there any?
Lecturer: Yes, they work for up to 15 people.
Student 2: And there are other nano-enterprises, no one works for them.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116603
 28.07.2015
Last time the world flood started the same way, first allowed gay marriages, and then the rain went?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116602
 28.07.2015
In the morning when I go to work, I grab the first black socks and run away.
Call from girl "Are you sprinkled with my golf?and "
I thought the socks were strange.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116601
 28.07.2015
I love tomatoes because they are good. Eat the tomatoes!
BBB: Yes, tomatoes are great, I eat them every day
I also love tomatoes, they’re really cool!
I don’t like tomatoes. I like corn more.
DDD: What a disgusting hate you are.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116600
 28.07.2015
I’m even more epic.
Operator: What operating system do you have?
by Debian
We do not support obsolete operating systems.
I: But I just updated yesterday.

Goodgrey, Comments on Picaboo

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116599
 28.07.2015
XX: My mother has recently become disturbed by dentists - dentists and the size of their wages... I recently left her son with her (6 months)... And I hear the edge of the ear from another room: "You will grow up, you will become what you want - a dentist."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116598
 28.07.2015
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xxx: multi-stream programming at 4 in the morning will not lead to good
xxx:Instead of the headphone in the ear put Jack))
xxx: I don’t think it’s going to happen ?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116597
 28.07.2015
sibiriak22: Brother What are you smoking?
just_from_ussr: Usually in such cases they say: "give me this herb". And I will say, find where this grass grows and destroy this area with a nuclear strike.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116596
 28.07.2015
Sugar, when will you stop communicating here with those who are in debt? Let me write the spirit of the dead cat here and hope he reads?
Simba, I loved you, you were like a brother to me, you lived a pretty long life, I hope you are at peace now.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116595
 28.07.2015
Buying soap and grinding supplies for the whole family, only my husband managed to buy the same towels and toothbrushes for all family members.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116594
 28.07.2015
xxx: when he speaks in substance, it's a shit easy to translate
When the flow of consciousness begins
YYY: Well yes, there are a billion random phrases that do not fit in one sentence at all.
xxx: and so we’ll take that pen, the premium segment, as I said in the previous example, vertical disintegration, the green solvent, Frodo goes to Mordor, I just want you to understand more

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116593
 28.07.2015

Ekaterina
I want to know how crazy you are"which is the most crazy act in your life

Andrei
Drunk on a motorcycle

Ekaterina
And I was not afraid.)

Andrei
Hz, I was hot.

Ekaterina
A fun way to cool.

Andrei
Drunk swimming is dangerous

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