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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115372
 27.06.2015
I also have a blue on my leg. Even two. One on the ankle - from the cat's forehead. We were playing racing, I was standing on a broken couch, and he didn’t calculate, he hit me with his head, hit me off my legs, and I fell on my knees to the wooden edge when I fell. The cat whispered and scratched my foot with a bonus from the shovel. Danya says, from the side it looked extremely epic. The cat wins. Fatality!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №115371
 27.06.2015
What is given to you by God is not given to you, but to men.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №115370
 27.06.2015
and zebra. The DTP. Paphosny guy, curly-fixing a-la spirted eagle butterfly, struck the girl. When I passed by, it was over. The woman was taken to the ambulance and was not seriously injured. In any case, in consciousness and sits in the car itself, relying on the sanitary. The ambulance gives gas. The cloudy gauges make up the protocol. I hear the debate. The curly driver assures that the girl suddenly ran outside of the zebra, in red. Promisingly blinking on the goats. The witness, guy number 2, insists that the girl ran exactly on the zebra, on the green, to meet him - he went to meet her. Kudryash claims that the indicators of the witness are insignificant (there is such a term), since it is his girlfriend. Word against word. Lamborghini for a zebra of five meters, the girl was raised there. It doesn’t seem to be good for this unhappy couple. The witness is angry, obviously not knowing what to do next. Having signed his testimony, in despair he shakes his hand, goes away. From a distance, he looks around and sees how a mental understanding begins to develop between the curry and law enforcement agencies. On the sidelines, on the zebra. And here I safeguard. The guy runs out and sends a strong pinch to the same five meters.
The Investigative Experiment! He says, “This bear has done exactly the same trajectory!”

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115369
 27.06.2015
It was ordered by a Russian company in Japan. of ten thousand. And in the contract specially stipulated that for every thousand there should be no more than five broken. Percentage of marriage. The Japanese at this point somewhat stopped, scratched the tail, but accepted. As a result, our received ten thousand chips and separately, in a pile, another fifty. Carefully wrapped in the middle.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115368
 27.06.2015
XHHH: Today Anka's computer cleaned and the windscreen changed
I was paid for sex for the first time.)
Fuck it was inside.
Tag: the web
Tags: dust dust
What is inside, forgive me?:D
Fuck it :D

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115367
 27.06.2015
That uncomfortable moment is when the younger brother has a haircut, and you still don't know how the haircut differs from the plywood, and generally blurred to imagine why all this shit is needed, although you are 20 years old and you are a girl)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115366
 27.06.2015
here here )

The megalithic:

Adolf Aloizich hated the Jews, although he himself was a quarter so.
Joseph Goebbels hated physically disabled people, although he himself was.
Vitaly Melonov hates the blue.
Continue the logical chain.
......
A strange chain. It turns out that I am a fascist, a rapist of children, a chauffeur, the smell of chicken, the freezing rain, the seaweed morse and the fried cabbage.

****
By this chain it turns out that I am morning, shortness and liver.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115365
 27.06.2015
to this

to this:
Here I read statements in the style of "I will find a new man in two weeks at most" and I think what’s wrong with me, in what universe do I live? The last three years are not something that men can’t find for relationships, but it’s also dull for sex and relief. And I would have understood if I had some exaggerated demands... an ordinary guy with ordinary hamsters. Except that above me must be bigger. In Moscow there is no such deficit. And it doesn’t seem to be terrible and not fat (178/60). I am like that at my 25s. There’s a lot about sex, but it doesn’t matter to me"

I am 27, a height of 199 cm, with standard hamsters, fun, charming. I propose to meet and discuss your “exaggerated” requirements on July 3, 2015 at 18:00 near the China City metro (exit to Varvarka).

The Maidan was not organized on July 3.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115364
 27.06.2015
The request:

Similarly :
here here :
_________________________
I am 27, height 199 cm, with standard hats, fun,
and charming. I invite you to meet and discuss yours.
"Exaggerated" Requirements July 3, 2015 at 18:00 near
China City Metro (exit to Varvarka)
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Choose to meet the subway station, where
The parallel universes intersect, and the exits stop.
On the surface, there’s a quilt! At the monument.
I suggested.
I’m not that girl, I’m just sorry.
_________________________
No need to meet. Many will come there now. I am
I am going too.
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I will probably come in too. An adequate evening meeting? if
It will go through the hurricane, it needs to be once every two or three weeks.
to organize.

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You will be there afterwards as it passed, everyone is curious.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115363
 27.06.2015
Star Wars: Episode 6 - Return of the Jedi:

Why? → I ask why in the first, second, third part, the effects are normal and here what is the misunderstanding? That fourth, that fifth, that sixth is completely fucking full and where Natalie Portman shares, Lucas seems to have sold!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115362
 27.06.2015
My wife had several seizures. For a week she went to clinics and hospitals for hell heat to find out the cause. In the end, they said it was all overheating.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115361
 27.06.2015
So I didn’t understand why a man who licked a frog was arrested".
What idiots are they?
They would have arrested Ivan Tsarevich when he kissed a frog.
Man has a personal life.
Not everybody gets to meet at IETRO.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №115360
 27.06.2015
M: What are you doing?
40 minutes in Hulu.
M: In what, in what?
In the arms.
Q: Is it stuck?
The frog!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115359
 27.06.2015
Will there be only a male company?
Girl 31 years old.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115358
 27.06.2015
The Gigs:
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Can I go to China on July 3? 19 years old, girl, charm and smart
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Will you come three?
Boy, weakness and courage.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115357
 27.06.2015
In the morning before work, I went to a small store for something to eat. I got a sandwich. I paid a thousand note.
Behind the man stands, holding the bank of the Baltics 9. Look at her face, she needs her.)
The seller also gives a cutter.
She - I will not give, give me a little!
I have all the big guys!
I have no surrender!
He is thief, thief, what am I to die now?! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115356
 27.06.2015
A husband in the village writes an ethud, stuck in some bush, so that no one celebrating does not stick.
A dozen came and a few Gypsies came out of it.
Can we see?
They turned around, shining gold teeth, and they couldn’t stand it. Polite as this:
Can you paint the car together?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115355
 27.06.2015
Some are fucking happy.
Others don’t fuck and are happy.
Why fuck each other’s brains when everyone is happy?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №115354
 27.06.2015

I am 27, height.. on July 3, 2015 at 18:00 near the China City metro (exit to Varvarka).
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... →
PS I hear, seats in the pilot need to be booked right now.

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And the pilots of the pilot are beautiful - a couple of lines in the innet and the club is stuck under the bandage :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115353
 26.06.2015
XHH: My friends say you’re retouching and so on. Graphics is not needed by anyone and that it can not even be called creativity. Are they right guys?

YYY:... and when this herd of fools with the right positions and professions will come to you to borrow money to borrow, because they have not yet given their February salary, you take a cigar, smoke a hundred-dollar bill and say that you are depressed by your own worthlessness and uselessness and you will not give money, because your conscience does not allow you to borrow your worthless money to the worthless.
Yes, then a couple of weeks you will have to eat the sauce... but how effective!

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